Thursday, March 22nd 2012

Behold, Rojo Junior!

So that's why it's almost like summer in NYC. It's isn't from global warming (it's totally from global warming)! It's because the apparent heir to the American ginger throne, 1-year-old Max Ellington Nixon-Marinoni (Prince MEN-M) is heating up the sidewalks with the curly halo of flames on his head. No, Cynthia Nixon's hair didn't burn off from being that close to Max's short fro of sparks. Cynthia shaved it all off to do Wit on Broadway.

The rapture has been re-scheduled for a later date, because the world can't end now that a miniature Rojo is here. Prince Max saved us all!!! (See also: ginger babies are the best.)

Posted by: Michael K


I don't think Max Ellington Nixon-Marinoni is the adorable variety of ginger, but his chub is irresistible. I LOOOOOVE fat babies. LOVE THEM. Even if they're not that cute in the face. Skinny babies repulse me.

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Thamar's picture

Begging indulgence of migraineuse I would like to indulge in a little jerk whispering and say to folk like Bda etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc
or however the many inept anglers are hanging around here. Oh if only you were good writers like MK, but you are not, you come here and blah blah blah blah blah albha albah blah albha hahahahahahahah!

Let's just all face facts as written by MK and noted by comments, the photos of this family are stunningly beautiful, like master painters would have chosen them for models and yet philistines like Bda and others, you know who you are! continue to denigrate such a loving modern life as it actually is tableau.

Come on now, and anyone who says different is one fucked up motherfucking asshole so stfu up about the looks of this marvelous family motherfucking assholes go the fuck away!!

Was that a good enough jerk whisper migraine headache!!!

hahahahahaha! these trolls burn my ass but in a good way ha! what assholes post here? where the fuck do they come the fuck from!!!!!!??!!!

go fuck yourselves.

too bad haven't had a drink since march 4
first time tonight! gagagag gagahahahahaha! good think not skypeing like goopy! hell no!

for you all

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sweet dreams let the angels take your troubles away dlisted horz!

Bda's picture

Eww a ginger male? Poor kid and why the fuck would she do that to her hair? Awful.

mynameisstolen's picture

I still find it crazy that Rojo was 6 months along in here. http://dlisted.com/node/39278

But you can kind of tell in hindsight.

Of we course never suspected that that butch one would be the pregnant one.

It's a cute ass kid that looks just like Rojo. He's gonna be a big un.

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OK, I must have missed something. I didn't realize she had another child. # 3, right?
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Capitanne's picture

Looks like an alien abduction. What is not wrong with this freaking woman? Her poor kids. Poor Rojo once she realizes Sex and the Shitty II plus dick withdrawal turned Cynthia into a raging lunatic.

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Submitted by whippersnapper on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 12:34am.
Kif from Futurama has a red headed baby?

ohhhhh shit ha ha ha ha ha XD

ditquoi's picture

his hair is beautiful.

unfortunately he looks a lot like Rojo.

He kinda looks like the baby version of that kid on "Boy Meets World"

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WithinReason...'s picture

BuBBLeGuMpiiNk and Stan, yes LMAO about Kartrashian's flour bomb! Saw that last night and couldn't stop laughing! ;P

OT: can't pick on this cute bebeh, anyone who does is blind! Didn't even know Cynth had a kid with Rojo!

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brandie_larue's picture

A boy with curly, red hair? He has no chance...

Hekki's picture

Boston, I'm going to agree with you in part. I personally think children should have a male AND female in their lives, growing up. If it's not a biological father, it could be a male father figure who can fill that role for the child. It could be a grandfather or uncle or close family friend who will be there for the whole childhood.

Imagine the uproar if we said "children don't NEED a mother"! Why would it be right to say that about fathers?

I'm not taking anything away from single parents of any gender or gay patents. AT ALL. But kids need role models of both genders, IMO. And I know single moms who spend a lot of time worrying about that so it really does matter and we all know it.

It has got to be really terrible not having a Dad. Of course they will tell you it's fine. People breed like rats and are very selfish.

Hekki's picture

No one is going to tease Max about having gay parents. It's no big deal here. He's way more likely to be teased for having curly red hair.

And if he comes from a loving, supportive home he will be able to deal with it.

ETA: I knew quite a few city kids who had gay parents when I was a teenager and it wasn't an issue. Or maybe it was an issue for them internally (the ones I'm still in touch with are all happy and normal adults) but they weren't teased about it by the other kids.

Boy needs a Dad. Two Moms no matter how butch they are are not the same. Kids only need love. That's crap. And I'm a liberal.

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Submitted by BuBBLeGuMpiiNk on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 8:39am.

Off topic: just read on people.com Kim K got attacked by a flour bomb. Hahahaha

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OMG I was waiting to see the tape on the Today Show but I had to leave for work. bwaaaaa!!! Could not happen to a better person. Wish the gal had aimed for her face. I found the link online: Submitted by BuBBLeGuMpiiNk on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 8:39am.

Cute kid. I adore the hair.

Off topic: just read on people.com Kim K got attacked by a flour bomb. Hahahaha

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Dirk Diggler's picture

It takes guts to go around like that with a bald head. Good for Cynthia.

its like_ MJ_like's picture

aaaaah!! He looks just like my ginger, curly, almost 1 year old daughter!
They should hook up later and make beautiful ginger baby's :) hail to the ginger

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letinstar's picture

he is a chunker...
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Dame Chupacabra's picture

White folk are really lucky their hair grows back quick!

Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!

Cute kid. I adore the hair.

Off topic: just read on people.com Kim K got attacked by a flour bomb. Hahahaha

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LisaRose's picture

ISprainedMyUvula: I looked at your son's Chucky picture and SO CUTE! I have a 7 yr old who would be afraid to look at him like that! My son is afraid of Chucky, Charlie McCarthy and any kind of doll that may come to life! Oh, yeah, clowns too! :)

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LisaRose's picture

I just love curly hair like that but I know boys who have it don't want it.

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Chris Knight's picture

"That poor kid. He is chubby with curly red hair and he is the son of lesbians. Unless they put him in a really fancy private school, I have a feeling he is going to be picked on growing up."

Go back to the Middle Age where u came from!

Ophelias evil twin's picture

aww he's McCute.

Submitted by WoeBetide on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 6:04am.

Same size head already. My nephew was a big kid who grew into a VERY big adult not fat but just big boned and tall. He always wanted to be carried around too and his mother really struggled with trying.

I need more cowbell's picture

Zestyfuzz-how freaking pathetic are you? He has 2 loving parents and beautiful hair. Those of us who love our kids and are raising them in nurturing environments don't teach them that it is okay to pick on others.

WoeBetide's picture

That kid looks like he weighs more then his mum.

zestyfuzz's picture

That poor kid. He is chubby with curly red hair and he is the son of lesbians. Unless they put him in a really fancy private school, I have a feeling he is going to be picked on growing up.

Daniee's picture

What a darling head of hair!

Chris Knight's picture

I have a weak spot for redheads so this is heaven...

Bizzarelife's picture

That is the most handsome shade of red - what a cutie!

I realize she had to shave her hair for a role, but...ewww....

ISMU: cute kiddo!
Max - not so much!

Stoney's picture

Andrei...it was my friend who pooped in her sock at Victorias Secret! :)
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MickeyHolland's picture

That's the most ginger kid I ever saw. How cute is he?

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Submitted by Fronika on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 8:28pm.

Ginger hair should be grounds for abortion.
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Blasphemy! PHG is a natural ginge, and where would we be without him?! Same with Rojo Caliente. Ginge is celebrated here!

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 9:51pm.

My guy:

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He is gorgeous, and he's sooo happy to be made up like that. I bet he's a handful and a half. I love wild kids.

Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

That kid is a bruiser. He's totally throwing her back out of alignment. Damn.

Lily85's picture

The baby is adorable!

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whippersnapper's picture

Kif from Futurama has a red headed baby?

BitchHouse's picture

OH NOES! that looks like a Garbage Pail kid.

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Thamar's picture

Uvy baby boy C U T E C U T E C U T E ! How do you ever say 'no' ? :-)

Cynthia makes a beautiful SANS FARDS but the memaw is truly hip and having a good time. Sweet. Nice image of normal loving family.

Get use to it HOMOPHOBES! Hahahaleluahhahaha!

kittymuffin's picture

she looks like an angry mom like nails might be in the cupcakes

Does anyone really like red hair? No.

emjensen1026's picture

All she needs is a cat carrier for the baby and a gun and she's all set for Alien 4: Not my Ginge, you Bitch!

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NonnyMouse's picture

Max Nixon will grow up to be a Republican superhero.

KA's picture

that kid is absolutely adorable. i have a ginger kid (ginger jew husband) but not to that degree. im pretty sure i willed him to be ginger while i was pregnant.

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kittymuffin's picture

cute baby but he has SpaghettiO hair..which i luv with frnks btw

tojo's picture

What a cute kid!

ISMU your son is adorable too!!

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