Wednesday, March 14th 2012
Charlize Theron Is A Mom Now
Charlize Theron somehow found time between gay bar "canoodling" with ASkars and eating black chicken on Top Chef: Texas to adopt a BABY!!!!! Charlize's rep confirms to People that a baby boy can now call her "mommy" after she adopted his ass recently.
"She is the proud mom of a healthy baby boy named Jackson."
UsWeekly says that Jackson is African-American and was born in the United States.
If you're happy for Charlize and Jackson, send them a congratulatory smoke signal by taking a hit from a granny smith apple bong. If you don't care, pretend you do so that you have an excuse for taking a hit from a granny smith apple bong in the middle of the day.
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Submitted by Oh my darlin Cl... on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 6:20pm.
MK, you dumbfuck.
OF COURSE he's from the US.
He's African AMERICAN.
I'd give you a cocotaso por eso, if I could.
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He said he was *born* in the U.S., there's a difference. Perhaps you should take the time to read MK's post more carefully before you comment.
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My own personal take on adoption and parents who insist on having a bio-child through in vitro, surrogates and other costly methods... A person's gene combination is unique, right? But taken INDIVIDUALLY, those genes aren't unique at all: they are shared by millions of other people around the world. Therefore, you don't need to reproduce to propagate your genes, others will do it for you!
On the other hand, there are thousands and thousands of unwanted children to adopt, already fully formed and free of genetic defects... All they need is a good home and to be loved.
Congrats to her!! As many of you posted, adopting a kid who needs a home REGARDLESS of his/her ethnicity is good in my book.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 9:41am.
nunya_bizness:
I am convinced that either Connor Cruise is Tom Cruise's bio-child or he was adopted by Cruise because someone in his family was knocked up and could not afford it. That boy looks TOO much like him to not be!
Don't believe me? Wear some brown-tinted shades and then watch 'Jerry Maguire'!
I agree. Connor is either Tom's bio kid or his cousin, William Mapother, dabbled in the swirl.
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nunya_bizness:
I am convinced that either Connor Cruise is Tom Cruise's bio-child or he was adopted by Cruise because someone in his family was knocked up and could not afford it. That boy looks TOO much like him to not be!
Don't believe me? Wear some brown-tinted shades and then watch 'Jerry Maguire'!
Am I alone here in this theory?
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1) Black celebrities do adopt, but it's not quite as apparent because the parents and child are of the same race:
Lionel Richie
Alfre Woodard
Viola Davis
Rev Run of Run DMC
Wyclef
Black children also end up usually raised by their kin folk (grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins...)
2)Theo Spielberg and Connor Cruise turned out seemingly OK (even though it was apparent that they were taking them to get their hair cut at white salons).
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@ Chris Knight :
People got upset when Demarcus Ware and his wife adopted a White child. His wife suffered through a still birth and 2 miscarriages when his pastor suggested adoption.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/15/sports/football/15ware.html?pagewanted...
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Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 2:17pm.
Congrats to her and her new baby. She wanted a baby and a baby needed a home. Never a bad thing. :D
I'd rather be table scraps from the "getto" than a hemorrhoid on the internet.
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and I think Charlize is an extremely beautiful woman! going back to S.A with an afro american child though's gon getchu inawhole lotta trouble with the xenophobic lot and like loonies there....
Nothing wrong with adopting a baby and besides I'm sure it's a little easier than having ones body blow up like a balloon for nine months. I have nothing snarky to say about her.
good on charlize. anybody who adopts and gives a poor child a new opportunity in life is +1.
Miss Malevolent please give this ♥ to your mummy from me...
and these ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ to the little ones
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...The wind is rushing after us, and the clouds are flying after us, and the moon is plunging after us, and the whole wild night is in pursuit of us...
That was, apparently, just a one off on his part.
Some of the comments in this thread are just fucking ignorant.
Hey, guess what? Some people grow up just fine without a dad! I know I would have been better off without a stepdad...
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Submitted by Poopele on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 2:32pm.
She is African, so having an african kid makes sense.
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Submitted by Allessandra on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 6:26pm.
Submitted by Oh my darlin Cl... on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 6:20pm
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Dont call MK a dumbfuck. Evahhhhhhhhh
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Is it weird that I immediately thought of Sweetas when I read this news on MSNBC earlier today? Totally normal, right? Anyway. Congratulations to Charlize and her new little dude.
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Submitted by boston61 on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 5:59pm.
They cannot get white kids. White trash does not give up their out of wedlock children anymore. There is just such a huge volume of black baby mamas that a percentage give them up because they already have several other kids by various baby daddies and the novalty has worn off. Or, maybe they are headed to prison for god knows what crimes. Either way these women are cleaning up someone elses mess. I just hope it does not come back to bite them on the behind. Sandra Bullocks kid never smiles and clearly has issues. Most of these kids will be a real burden to these actresses as they get older. They think they can raise them to be smart and classy but genetics plays a big role too.
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Okay KKK... Actually a majority of Black women usually don't give their children up for adoption. It's just that Black children aren't adopted as a quickly. Which is bullshit but that is a whole other topic.
As a Black woman I have no issues with interracial adoption and if I could see anyone with an AA child it would be Charlize. I think she totally gets it because raising a Black male isn't an easy task for any mother.
@sans fards : yes..what i was trying to say but got somehow sidetracked...
I have a new level of respect for Charlize Theron now. Congratulations to you and Jackson Theron!
Charlize is African and she adopted a baby from America. Why do I find this funny. Congrats to her. Some people may start to hate on her. But to me any child without a home, who gets a loving parent. Is a good thing.
Kinda bummed that it's apparently a big deal what his ethnicity is or where he came from :/
A boy needed a home and she'll provide it, which is great.
I don't know that much about the adoption process, only one person I know has adopted. That couple didn't choose their baby as if shopping like some here make it sound. After three/four years of paperwork they were called that a baby matched their wishes they immediately said yes (their only wish was for a child under 1 y.o. cause they wanted to experience that phase as parents too. Everything else was open; gender didn't matter, looks were irrelevant, and a child with birth defects was also fine). After all those years of waiting and being rejected during the adoption process, it seems unlikely you'd get picky. When you are handed a chance you take it.
Anywho, my point after this wall of text is... I'll give Charlize the benefit of the doubt and refuse to believe she wanted a specific baby for whatever reason and when she finally got that long awaited phonecall from the adoption agency she welcomed the kid with open arms.
Submitted by Banilla Bagina on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 4:56pm.
I never knew of/met a balck family that adopted a white kid/s. I would be very interested to learn the differences in how people accepted /viewed this culturally speaking .
@ not to attack comment made by 'andrei' but i reallllllly roll my eyes when someone acts like they are a martyr because they adopted and bio parents did not. Many people adopt for diff. Reasons, a lot adopt b.c they are infertile too. But i have a friend who bangs on about how special her friends are who adopted and acts like her friends with bio kids are selfish troglodytes. Really makes me fucking insane. Everyone chooses what is right for them and are entitled to do so. Adopting in and of itself does not make someone noble.
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Self righteous martyrs of ANY type are insanely annoying. My thing is, live and let live...adopt, bio kids, IVF, what the hell ever else...just as long as you provide a stable loving home for the child, which is the most important thing.
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Submitted by Oh my darlin Cl... on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 6:20pm
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Dont call MK a dumbfuck. Evahhhhhhhhh
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
If y'all haven't seen it, Young Adult is pretty good (Charlize stars in it).
MK, you dumbfuck.
OF COURSE he's from the US.
He's African AMERICAN.
I'd give you a cocotaso por eso, if I could.
Love,
ThisDumbBitch
Submitted by warpdrive on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 6:04pm.
Exactly! To all those saying this is a trend, black babies are NOT adopted enough!
Submitted by boston61 on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 5:59pm.
They cannot get white kids. White trash does not give up their out of wedlock children anymore. There is just such a huge volume of black baby mamas that a percentage give them up because they already have several other kids by various baby daddies and the novalty has worn off. Or, maybe they are headed to prison for god knows what crimes. Either way these women are cleaning up someone elses mess. I just hope it does not come back to bite them on the behind. Sandra Bullocks kid never smiles and clearly has issues. Most of these kids will be a real burden to these actresses as they get older. They think they can raise them to be smart and classy but genetics plays a big role too.
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Can I just say fuck off with this bullshit? Was the white supremacist web site you normally post on down, or something?
Ahem...
"Additionally, Caucasians and Hispanics are consistently preferred to African-Americans. The probability that a non-African-American baby will attract the interest of an adoptive parent is at least seven times as high as the corresponding probability for an African-American baby."
http://economix.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/01/25/black-babies-boys-less-like...
She can't just adopt a baby....she has to do it by press release. This world is beyond stupid.
They cannot get white kids. White trash does not give up their out of wedlock children anymore. There is just such a huge volume of black baby mamas that a percentage give them up because they already have several other kids by various baby daddies and the novalty has worn off. Or, maybe they are headed to prison for god knows what crimes. Either way these women are cleaning up someone elses mess. I just hope it does not come back to bite them on the behind. Sandra Bullocks kid never smiles and clearly has issues. Most of these kids will be a real burden to these actresses as they get older. They think they can raise them to be smart and classy but genetics plays a big role too.
Submitted by Andrei on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 4:32pm.
I think adopting is just as respectable, if not more so, than having bio kids. Nothing against natural moms. It's just an opinion I've been garnering over the years... especially as I learn from traveling and people here at home how many kids really are out there that never get adopted.
I agree.
Sandra Bullock was on a list for years, Kristen Davis was on a list for years, and I'm guessing that Charlize was on a list for years. Kudos for thinking of kids in The States, and major respect for not playing the celebrity card and jumping the line. This adoption does make me wonder if she broke up with Stuart because he didn't want to be a daddy, though.
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Miss Malevolent, agree with Banilla, your Mom is a real heroine! Those poor kids are so lucky she was able to keep them together and give them a stable home environment! ;P
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*eyeroll* ...who cares!!!! The nanny will take care of it, anyway. I dont even think she wanted a kid.
Holy shit, what a fucking waste of HOT genes. She had a chance to make some really beautiful kids! I hate this trend.
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@ ms malevolent..scrolled and saw your comment. I hope your mom gets to keep those kids for their sake..meth daddy sounds awful. Your mom must be a good person to foster 4 kids and keep em together
I never knew of/met a balck family that adopted a white kid/s. I would be very interested to learn the differences in how people accepted /viewed this culturally speaking .
@ not to attack comment made by 'andrei' but i reallllllly roll my eyes when someone acts like they are a martyr because they adopted and bio parents did not. Many people adopt for diff. Reasons, a lot adopt b.c they are infertile too. But i have a friend who bangs on about how special her friends are who adopted and acts like her friends with bio kids are selfish troglodytes. Really makes me fucking insane. Everyone chooses what is right for them and are entitled to do so. Adopting in and of itself does not make someone noble.
Submitted by Chris Knight on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 3:44pm.
Another Hollyweird 'ho (closeted lesbian anyway) brainwashed by her handlers into multicultural bullshit. I hate her even more. Enjoy ur future thug, retard!
--Well, considering she's from South Africa, she's probably more "multicultural" on her own than you realize. I'm pretty sure white babies get adopted all the time considering most couples who adopt are white/Asian, and they would want children who look like them. I doubt as many black/minority American babies are adopted as is needed, and she most likely took that into consideration.
Good for her.... lucky baby!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Go Charlize! I think she'll make a great mom. Cosign on what everyone said regarding adopting American kids; I hope more celebs follow suit.
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Re: the "trend of adopting black babies" someone mentioned below.
In the real world black babies get adopted far less than white babies, so the celebrity world is not a place to go for accurate information on what is a "trend". I prefer to think that she just went with her heart when choosing the baby, but some people will be cynical no matter what you do.
I think adopting is just as respectable, if not more so, than having bio kids. Nothing against natural moms. It's just an opinion I've been garnering over the years... especially as I learn from traveling and people here at home how many kids really are out there that never get adopted.
Eh, big deal. My mother is fostering 4 white kids (ages 7, 5, 4, 2)...she didn't want to break up the family. The son came in the house talking about "nigger this, nigger that" and obviously that was nipped in the bud.
Funniest thing is, the father who is currently in jail, who more than likely taught the son that language, is on his best behavior to get his kids back.
I guess he heard that black folks were raising them which is probably his worst nightmare, in spite of the fact my mother has a gigantic house and the means to give them a fine home and education. They were living out a a hotel room with their meth head parents before coming to live with my mom and her husband.
So it isn't just white folks saving black babies...sometimes it's black folks saving white babies.
Submitted by Chris Knight on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 3:47pm.
"Now let's see what happens when a rich and famous black person adopts a white baby!"
I doubt we'll live to see that. The white race is the dumbest of all and this washed up talentless piece of shit is another proof.
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I hope you were being sarcastic because that was just mean and just wrong.
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Submitted by boston61 on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 2:19pm.
They should not give kids to single women. A Dad must also be provided
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Is there a place where I can adopt one? Like a dog shelter or something?
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Bahahahahahaha! Check Craigslist under "Free"; oftentimes they're only slightly used.
Yay for her, but JacksON TherON does not flow.
/name nerd
Wow, this came out of absolutely nowhere. She never seemed like the type that was interested in marriage or kids.
Congrats to her though! Lucky baby.
My dad fucked up my and mom's life royally while he was in it, and I sadly wasn't sorry to see him go. Sounds like this was the case for Miss Theron as well. It's lovely when there are two parents who love each other and their kids, but that doesn't seem to happen often these days. Fuck off Boston.
Bda:
Probably because in America, it is not a trend, so much as a fact that it is easier to adopt outside of the States, so alot of people (and stars) adopt children from countries where there is far less red tape and in in some instances where you can literally buy them. So instead of taking the easy way out, Theron adopted an American baby, which mean s she waited significantly longer to be able to adopt him, possibly taking about two years.
And I think Americans with wealth SHOULD adopt more American kids. So many times, other countries take our resources and I think alot of people forget that there are people inside the borders that need help too. Countries always call on America for money and aid. Americans should be able to help Americans too.
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That babeh sure hit the lottery. Charlize is going to be such a cool mom.
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Submitted by Chris Knight on Wed, 03/14/2012 - 3:47pm.
I love casual racism from people who can only feel good about themselves by insulting other ethnicities. It shows how stupid they are.
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