Sunday, February 26th 2012

James Martin Slips A Dick Out


My ass is hung all the way over and this morning I nearly puked my liver out when I sniffed on a delicious piece of meat of the gods (see: BACON!!!). (The sweet nectar is a holy elixir from heaven, but I question my undying love for it when it keeps my mouth from sucking on BACON!!!!) Even though I can't with food right now, I'd immediately put on a cum rag/bib and slobber all over the first course James Martin served up on Saturday Kitchen. I don't know shit about James Martin, but now I know both of our craniums have permanent peen prints on them since we've always got delicious looking dick on the brain.

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Posted by: Michael K
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Submitted by bexicle on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 8:29pm.

Submitted by Rdeadline on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 6:37pm.

He's George Lamb, a tv presenter.

Andrei's picture
Submitted by Andrei on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 7:31pm.

Submitted by mike on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 7:50pm.

Yeah. I don't mind drinking and getting a little silly .. but the making a toilet my friend thing is tired now.

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Submitted by hamblettamaud on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 6:50pm.

Embarrassment Richard Madeley said about James Martin:

"I really like him. He's a lady's man, and also a man's man."

(kiss this)--------------------------->>> (_!_)

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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 6:27pm.

Hahahahaha! They didn't edit that out? Or is it live?

I, too, have stopped getting drunk as I've gotten older, for many reasons. Can't say I miss it, either.

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Submitted by mike on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 6:20pm.

Submitted by Andrei on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 7:23pm.
I have been bored with getting drunk the older I get.

Word. At least hangover-afterward level drunk.

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Submitted by ponchiks on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 6:01pm.

I can not believe that I missed that yesterday! It's a sad day when a slut misses a dick slip-up *hangs head in shame*

I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!

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Submitted by Andrei on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 5:53pm.

I have been bored with getting drunk the older I get.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 5:53pm.

If you're feeling that bad MK I hope to hell you don't make a shot-game out of each time Kelly Osbourne, who has all her hair swept over one side, has to sweep it back to keep it out of her fug face when she's on camera. Why wear it that way, stupid.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 5:41pm.

And the man (Spader) is a gourmet-level cook. That's an automatic pass go, collect 200 clams, and drop your pants in my book.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

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Submitted by yucko on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 5:41pm.

Submitted by Mama Bear on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 6:58pm.
Now, tomorrow, and yesterday, but especially in Pretty in Pink!
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I would include now, too, but in the most recent picture I saw of him (on his imdb page) he had crazy professor hair. And I don't hate chubby guys but with some men it hides the sexy in their face--see also, Cary Elwes.

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Submitted by beware on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 5:40pm.

Flat gingerale and Gravol, MK, and you'll be able to eat in about an hour.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 5:34pm.

Submitted by Mama Bear on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 6:58pm.
Submitted by yucko on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 6:52pm.
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Agreed! Somehow, I doubt his package would gain weight proportionately to the rest of him. Regardless, I still have a soft spot for James! :)

♥---♥---♥
"Nasty cotton fucker!" MK

Submitted by TheBrazilliant on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 5:32pm.

"Sorry 'bout that", gosh, I love the british with all my heart

Submitted by BaconSlut on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 5:32pm.

I second MamaBear. I'd play Kentucky Derby with James Spader any day of the week that ends in "y."
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

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Submitted by Mama Bear on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 5:28pm.

Submitted by yucko on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 6:52pm.

Man, I originally read this as James Spader. I guess seeing James Spader's dick now wouldn't really be so hot, but maybe 10 or more years ago.
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Now, tomorrow, and yesterday, but especially in Pretty in Pink!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 5:27pm.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH Love how he blushed!
Full sympathies MK! :D

♥---♥---♥
"Nasty cotton fucker!" MK

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Submitted by Mama Bear on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 5:26pm.

Something tells me that his dick is NOT delicious looking but the host would hit it anyway.

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Submitted by LMA618 on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 5:24pm.

Looking at pussy always helps my hangovers.
http://procatinator.com/?cat=42

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Submitted by yucko on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 5:22pm.

Man, I originally read this as James Spader. I guess seeing James Spader's dick now wouldn't really be so hot, but maybe 10 or more years ago.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 5:14pm.

The way MK feels right now is the very reason I say NO to alcohol.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 5:11pm.

Man oh man. Too hung for BACON?!?!?!?!? Holy shiite, MK!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

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Submitted by Rdeadline on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 5:07pm.

Who's the guy at the table? He might have a date later!