Just Call It The 2012 Adelies!
A picture of Adele with a handful of Grammys is worth a thousand fishnet-covered Lady CaCa madbitchfaces and for that reason alone my soul ejaculated out a million happy faces over her winning EVERY-FING (look at me, I'm typing in cockney) last night. Adele was rolling in the Grammys and Lady CaCa was rolling in the derp. YASSSSS!
Seriously, a truck with British plates probably pulled up to the back of the Staples Center last night to take all of Adele's Grammys back to England. Adele won a Grammy for showing up. Adele won a Grammy for her Catherine Deneuve hair. Adele won a Grammy for her Louboutin nails. All of Adele's Grammy speeches won a Grammy. Adele's snot ball won a Grammy. Adele's pre-posh Eliza Doolittle impersonation won a Grammy. Adele won a Grammy for having the same name as my abuelita. Adele won a Grammy for not being that hipster cunt Bon Iver. Adele won a Grammy for writing the perfect songs for scorned hos to loudly sing to as they shred the clothes of the bitch who screwed them over. Adele will win a Grammy next year for this:
That ten hour-long show was just a waste of time. They should've held it in the factory where the Grammy trophies are made and just showed us Adele picking up each award from the conveyer belt and throwing them into her wheelbarrow while singing Whitney Houston songs.
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Meh. I am not a fan of her voice or her music, but good for her.
We wont hear much from her in another year or so, just like most grammy winners the last several years.
23 she looks 43. What no Americans deserved a Grammy. We need to outsource our award giving now.
Yep...we'll never see her again.
This is why Grammy's mean nothing to me and I didn't watch, although i wish i did since i found out that dave grohl and paul mccartney sang together...
Adele is OK but idg all the hype, in "someone like you" she sounds totally constipated. whenever i hear it all i can think of is her trying to poop
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I thought her performance was off-key and pitchy. She sounds a bit different since the surgery, not as soulful.
She's got a good voice and in a sea of no-talents she stands out.
Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 6:20pm.
Lady GaGa got nothing for her trouble and she was pissed off. She stuck around for the end and when she didn't win, she left.
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All of that net on her face for nada.
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The farmer in Adele, The farmer in Adele, Hi hoe the dairy yo, the farmer in Adele.
But seriously the bitch is like a cow that gives sweet music instead of titty jizz.
Warmjuice, I have no love for Adele. I do think she is talented but her music bores me to tears. My mum loves her. Enough said.
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She has a nice voice.
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Adele should have been the one to sing the tribute to Whitney....
Every year there's a Lauryn Hill with an armful of Grammys.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 5:54pm.
I'm not going to win any hearts by saying this, but:
whenever some ho comes along who is "natural" and not "commercialized", you can damn well be sure that said ho was carefully groomed by her handlers to appear natural and uncommercialized in order to appeal to an increasingly jaded demographic.
Adele sounds like she gargles with battery acid. I can't stand these hos with scratchy, strained, overblown voices that keep getting labeled "soulful". They can't hit a clean note.
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Different strokes for different folks, I guess. I love her voice...it's gritty, sultry, and just plain sexy. I loved Amy Winehouse for the same reason. I loved Whitney Houston's voice too, even though it's drastically different--sort of like appreciating two opera singers with drastically different vocal stylings. Adele's also a refreshing change from the famewhores (Minaj, Gaga, Katy Perry, Rihanna, etc.) so I'd rather see her getting recognition than one of them.
Gaga's last album wasn't that great. She should consider going back to her roots and just sitting down in front of a piano and belting out some ballads. I wouldn't put my money on that, though.
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At least Adele is getting honored for her talent. Anyone remember Debbie Deb? *dreams for roller skating music*
Lady GaGa got nothing for her trouble and she was pissed off. She stuck around for the end and when she didn't win, she left.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
I'm not going to win any hearts by saying this, but:
whenever some ho comes along who is "natural" and not "commercialized", you can damn well be sure that said ho was carefully groomed by her handlers to appear natural and uncommercialized in order to appeal to an increasingly jaded demographic.
Adele sounds like she gargles with battery acid. I can't stand these hos with scratchy, strained, overblown voices that keep getting labeled "soulful". They can't hit a clean note.
Was stuck in a restaurant listening to Whitney Houston and then Adele back to back. I wasn't a fan of the style of Whitney's music, but that woman had a beautiful voice. Pure, clean, majestic, exquisite control. THAT is soulful.
Adele just sounded like a broken record of a cat in heat. Belting out the same note over and over again, no subtlety, no skill.
I don't give a fuck what Adele looks like and neither should anybody else, but her voice is awful to me.
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She's as dull as cold, unsweetened, porridge and her music matches her perfectly.
Submitted by tinyhands on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 2:26pm.
Someone like Adele (just like Whitney) comes along very few and far between, that broad can belt out a song and she showed all those auto tune wannabes (Minaj, Perry, Rhianna (gag me she is a NASTY bitch) how it's REALLY done and how someone with REAL talent can sing - no auto tune, no studio enhancements. But what I really love is you haters who are SO intimidated by the gift that her voice is - always, always have to trot
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Agree 100%... I don't give fuck about what an artist looks like just give me REAL music with heart and soul. I am so tired of these skank jobs sucking on the Lucifer bandwagon with their alter-egos, MK ultra personalities just to sell a marketing image, aka Nicki Minjajajwhatever. It is like 90% of the hacks at the Grammys went on Google to research the word "conspiracy,Iullmanati" and came up with their next marketing skit. I have never bought into Lady Caca or the other whack jobs. I think the public was heard last night when someone who is strip down and for the most part talented with a natural given voice was the one who won the majority of the awards.
Submitted by Catsclaw on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 5:18pm.
Of course, the irony is that Whitney is dead and at the morgue, most likely because of drugs, and almost all the peeps at the Grammys looked totally high on something.
Rhianna looks anorexic. I wonder how long she will last before the drugs catch up to her.
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I was thinking about that too. I was wondering how many of them got any sort of a wake-up call from her death and if any of them were going through withdrawals there. Rhianna looked exhausted.
Submitted by Swede on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 2:30pm.
Anyone else notice Gaga started peacing out of that show during Adele's last acceptance speech.
Class bitch must've been upset she got all dressed up in her best tuna net for nothing.
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I think Gaga was coked up last night. Both times they cut to her during the ceremony she was all spacey and weird(er.)
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Good for her! I love her.
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And you know just what I need, it took some time for me to see
That you give good love to me, Baby
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You give good love to me
Adele is clearly talented, I'm not a fan of her current album (too sad, breakup theme) but I am looking forward to new music from her. I'm not gonna lie, I totally smiled when she won the shit of the Grammys this year and if makes Gaga steaming jealous, BONUS! Good for Adele!
I thought Adele sang beautifully last night, but I got a little distracted by her dress. Whatever that under sheath was, it should've been black to match the dress, not cream colored. It showed right through. And even though she's a little heavier than most there, I thought the dress granny-ish. Viola Davis wore a better dress for a fuller figure. I really liked her hair though, and I think she has beautiful eyes.
Of course, the irony is that Whitney is dead and at the morgue, most likely because of drugs, and almost all the peeps at the Grammys looked totally high on something.
Rhianna looks anorexic. I wonder how long she will last before the drugs catch up to her.
Who's got a cot and blankie for me?
Hekki: FANKS, I'll go back and check....
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Thank Jebus someone won who can sell records on the merits of their voice + song writing abilities...as opposed to Caca, Nicki Minaj, etc. who are all theatrics, gimmicks, and very little talent.
Adele is not the kind of music I usually listen to. But, her voice and emotion have won me over. I love her music and get chills everytime I hear her sing. Even if you don't like her music, I can't imagine not appreciating her talent.
She looked very happy up there singing and I'm guessing that she just went through a horribly scary time in her life with what happened to her throat. She seems to get so much of her emotions out with her singing.
Off topic, you guys are cracking me up with the comments about the site being down! I don't comment much, but I was having withdrawals as well.
Adele looks nice with the lighter hair. I think she has an amazing voice..I just don't like all of her songs that much.
I loved seeing The Civil Wars. Too bad they were only on for a minute. If you combine their performance this year with The Avett Brothers performance last year, you'd almost have a full length song.
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Submitted by A.cotw on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 2:39pm
Thanks,Mickey! And thanks for the link.
Maria Callas's voice went into a decline not long after she lost around 100 pounds, but I think it was a coincidence. The best book I read about her was by Nicholas Gage. (Unlike her sister and other writers including Arianna Huffington, he was only interested in accuracy. )According to him, Callas deliberately ingested a tapeworm!
Is she going to cook them all in a stew?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 4:39pm.
Instead of wasting my day on the D I've been wasting my fucking time refreshing INTERNET EXPLORER CANNOT FIND WEBSITE BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!!
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Haha! I was having a GD nervous breakdown, looking at the pile of papers on my desk and thinking that I might actually have to do some work. Then DListed was restored and so was my soul.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
OH THANK GOD!! We got a new server at work last Friday and I thought they'd blocked the D, and I was like AS SOON AS I STOP SHAKING FROM DAMNED WITHDRAWALS IMMA GET MY RESUME AND MY SHIT AND BLOW!!
*pants, takes Xan bar with vodka*
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 4:44pm.
LMFAO Sucky!!!! JC, wish I were at work now. You can steal my IDENTITY anytime Suck!!! haha.
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I WANT TO STEAL YOUR CREDIT CARD AND EAT AT A DINE IN PIZZA HUT WITH YOU!!!!! (cheese breadsticks)
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
LMFAO Sucky!!!! JC, wish I were at work now. You can steal my IDENTITY anytime Suck!!! haha.
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"Fanks" is Cockney, people. That's how they pronounce the word "thanks".
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MK WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've been unplugged all GD weekend. And you have to have site issues TODAY!?!?!?!?!?!?
Jacko, it made me shudder to think what would happen if MK decided he had enough of this cunt rodeo and dimmed the lights for good.
I have a feeling there would be no warning and he would be cackling away over us dumb bitches having seizures.
FATTIES ARE BRINGIN DOWN THE SITE!!
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
Instead of wasting my day on the D I've been wasting my fucking time refreshing INTERNET EXPLORER CANNOT FIND WEBSITE BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!!
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 4:36pm.
OY MIGUELINA! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE SITE! IT IS VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME TO STEAL EVERYONE'S IDENTITY WHEN THE SITE IS DOWN!!!
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AMEN!!! Why can't you let sucky be great?!?!
Seriously, wtf is going on with the website host? Don't you know Kim Kunt is supposedly back together with the gorgeous but ever-so-stupid Reggie Bush? This needs to be reported!!!!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 4:36pm.
lolllololl
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
OY MIGUELINA! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE SITE! IT IS VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME TO STEAL EVERYONE'S IDENTITY WHEN THE SITE IS DOWN!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Very nice job (as usual), Adele. Please keep taking care of that voice!
And she did look like a million bucks with that Catherine Deneuve hair.
I still like Gaga too though. She just needs some decent songs.
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Snowy, where have you been, girl? We dissected those Blue Ivy photos on Friday night!
Submitted by A.cotw on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 2:39pm.
Always happy to see you. Apparently, scientists have some thoughts about this tradition, too.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/06/23/the_odd_body_opera_singers/
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That rapper bitch was BORING painful to watch. Not even entertaining at the theatrical level ( if that's what she was going for) blah
Submitted by Foxxy Brown: "Not only 6 wins for Adele but 6 wins for real vocals by a real singer who just stands there and sings without pyrotechnics, levitation, fake clergy, a prison yard worth of background dancers or autotune"
AMEN. Times a thousand.
And as much as I don't care for JHud's voice, she doesn't need any extraneous bullshit, either. She can stand there and sing, too.
No Words, that's why you're my gurrrrrl!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Not bad for a girl who's a little fat.
wow did you guys see these pics of Blue Ivy, I missed it with all the WH news, ummm, IDK what to say?
http://wonderwall.msn.com/music/meet-beyonce-and-jay-zs-daughter-blue-ivy-18036.gallery?photoId=77731&ocid=answw11#!wallState=0__%2Fmusic%2Fmeet-beyonce-and-jay-zs-daughter-blue-ivy-18036.gallery%3FphotoId%3D77732
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Okay...
I love Adele. I love Lady Gaga. I loathe Nicki Minaj. See, the right balance. (: