The Portrait Of Sober, As Always
Pervert extraordinaire Terry Richardson (aka the only photographer who takes Lindsay Lohan's picture nowadays) went to LiLo's free room at the Chateau Marmont to take her picture since she's got nothing else to do and stealing Ajax (to snort, of course) off of the housekeeper's cart doesn't take up her full day.
It wouldn't be a Blohan photo shoot if she wasn't dragging Marilyn and Elizabeth Taylor down with her, so there's that. In most of the pictures, Blohan looks like a 40-something bruised and busted desperate hooker who has been banned from every motel bar and now lounges against the cigarette machine in front of the Howard Johnson's hoping she can pick up some trucker dick. She's got that "If you ain't got cash, I'll give you a quick handy if you let me huff gas from your tank" matte twinkle in her eye.
In other words, I love this trashy shit. If you've had all your shots, you can see more of this mess at Terry's site (via IDLYITW).
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 3:22pm.
her bewbs are just like mine, and I turn 46 tomorrow, bitch!!!!!
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Terry Richardson is sooooo creepy!
I can just hear him saying in some skeevy voice "Ohhhh yessssss, squeeze those tits together. Yesssss, just a little bit of nipple for me hon. Yessss, you look hot. Yessssss, spread your legs for me..."
Why do either of these cretins get publicity?
does she have an agent? doesn't he/she tell her that if you want to be taken seriously, stop posing for these semi-porn drugged out photos? seriously. what director is going to give her a job. pack it up Lilo. it's over.
She stole Mickey's cow's glasses!
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I like the heart-shaped glasses. I guess she thinks she's Lolita, too.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 3:24pm.
Holy shit! Dog, wtf is that mess?
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OH, LIKE I'M SUPPOSED TO KNOW??? Sheesh!
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I wonder how many people have over dosed at the Chateau Marmont?
Ohhhh, it's Lindsay!
Lets watch her tits do their imitation of Dali's melting clocks.
She's an udder mess. Lol.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Haaaa!
Holy shit! Dog, wtf is that mess?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
The furniture and curtains in that hotel are ugly.
Dirty druggy with saggy udders.
My favorite Lohan picture of all time! Our little girl has grown up. How can Hollywood let this treasure slip through their fingers? Warner's is on some incomprehensible Biblical Epic kick and have you ever seen a more perfect Whore of Babylon?
her bewbs are just like mine, and I turn 46 tomorrow, bitch!!!!!
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
In the fifth thumb she looks like she just finished several Dirty Sanchezes.
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jesus christ WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS, Crackie!
Her flapjacks are seriously flopping. Bitch needs a batter lift.
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
I didn't know the Marmont was such a dump! Geez!
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Medusa: knowing her, her fingers are filty as usual and she likes the taste....does she ever stop smoking?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
All I see are a bad nose job, fried hair, grossed chewed up nail and spacey eyes. She's a mess just like those pulp novels of druggie hookers that were out in the 70's.
Why does that skeevy photog always like to drape his models hair over himself when he takes a pic with them? Is that the only way a chick will let him get near?
Is it physically impossible for her to close her mouth ever or something? Why does she keep sticking her finger in there? Does she think it's her pussy?
Makes me think of this...
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/dont-do-drugs.htm
Seriously, she looks like a sleazy crackwhore.
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hoo-boy, she is one hard looking hag, but where Pervy Terry goes, porn's sure to follow. can't wait for THOSE pics!
Ugh. She's so fucking disgusting. At this point she's just advertising. I know she "works from home" now at the Marmont but who in their right mind would fuck this whore? You'd get less diseases if you dragged your genitals across the county dump than fucking on this tramp!
Bitch looks coked out and drunk as fuck.
Bitch, WEAR A FUCKING BRA FOR FUCKS SAKES!
JFC, my mommy udders don't even sag that hard.
I was just thinking the same thing about my chichis! *pushes boobs up* no, actually mine are still saggier. Good thing I have a uh, um what are they called again...oh yeah BRA
I was just thinking the same thing about my chichis! *pushes boobs up* no, actually mine are still saggier. Good thing I have a uh, um what are they called again...oh yeah BRA
Terry Richardson must have been paid twice for these photos; they look exactly like the photo negatives for the shots of Big Ang in the post below.
man i watched meangirls last week as it was on tv and its like night and day. she is a wreck.
She is so far beyond gross.
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Terry Richardson is a pervert and a hack, seriously all of his shitty photos look the same and could be taken by a trained monkey.
She's just dragging out her "Where are they now?" moment, isn't she?
What is she trying to become nowadays, Courtney Love? This kid is a mess, such a shame but I guess that's what drugs will do to you.
her tits are awesome
Every day, Lilo looks more and more like Tracy the barslut from Eastbound and Down.
she looks kinda cute in the first thumb, then the coke takes over....
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Does this bitch EVER wear a bra?
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Terry RIchardson is also a former (current) coke dealer. So now she is exchanging pics of her/sex for coke. OLD NEWS!!
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