The Portrait Of Sober, As Always
Pervert extraordinaire Terry Richardson (aka the only photographer who takes Lindsay Lohan's picture nowadays) went to LiLo's free room at the Chateau Marmont to take her picture since she's got nothing else to do and stealing Ajax (to snort, of course) off of the housekeeper's cart doesn't take up her full day.
It wouldn't be a Blohan photo shoot if she wasn't dragging Marilyn and Elizabeth Taylor down with her, so there's that. In most of the pictures, Blohan looks like a 40-something bruised and busted desperate hooker who has been banned from every motel bar and now lounges against the cigarette machine in front of the Howard Johnson's hoping she can pick up some trucker dick. She's got that "If you ain't got cash, I'll give you a quick handy if you let me huff gas from your tank" matte twinkle in her eye.
In other words, I love this trashy shit. If you've had all your shots, you can see more of this mess at Terry's site (via IDLYITW).
I think she looks great.She is turning into quite a bimbo.
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
"Not to give Uncle Pervert too much credit, but I am sure he is aware that every time he photographs Lindsay for his blog, it is entirely possible that he will end up the owner of the rights to Lindsay's last photo shoot."
My thoughts exactly. Lindsay's obviously a ticking time bomb at this point and I'd bet a lot of these slimy photographers still give her work because the odds of her making it to age 30 are slim. These photos will be worth a lot more in a few years.
Wow. That's just fuckin sad. I remember I had a cousin who some "photographer" told her she was pretty & he'd like to take some shots of her. So she ended up in the back of a laundromat in Oklahoma somewhere for the big photo session. When she got the pics, they looked a lot like this mess....all unprofessional with really weird poses. She was all strung out & had to blow him as payment. This is so reminiscent of those pics. All smarmy and dark, you can practically smell the meth burning just lookin at 'em.
Ya know, if I were her age, I would be pretty upset that by boobs look like a sock filled with pennies! What is her age again? 26 going on 56?
Meh, she looks dirty an nasty, as always.
There she goes with that finger in her mouth thing again...NOT sexy!
Ew, germy.
Has popped out any crotchfruit? Because that is the only reason her bewbs have a right to look so floppy and sad.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
The difference in RDJ and Drew Barrymore being drug addicted messes, and why they got their careers back and Lindsay can't... RDJ and Drew sunk to their lowest depths before TMZ, Dlisted, Radar online, etc. occasionally People magazine or Star would have a little blip about RDJ going to the slammer, and then silence... With Lindsay, every Hollywood agent, producer and director, and actor, as well as every person who uses the internet can watch Lindsay Lohan whore herself out for drugs and alcohol in real time. This would definitely effect her ability to get a job. And really, I don't want to see what she would do with a steady paycheck. I can't figure out how Heath Ledger can die of an OD, but Lindsay manages to stay alive!
I'm surprised she hasn't OD'd ever. Is it possible she's sober? And maybe She's just got nothing better to do with her time than get photographed by this pervert. Let's hope they didn't do it after the photos, he is fucking GROSS. I think she looks really good in black and white. Color is another matter entirely.
Not to give Uncle Pervert too much credit, but I am sure he is aware that every time he photographs Lindsay for his blog, it is entirely possible that he will end up the owner of the rights to Lindsay's last photo shoot. Just a thought.
Sad saggy boobs, horse teef dentures, liver spots.. this is a 25 year old? Wow.
So she's done the good people of Venice Beach a favour and left to set up camp in a free room (aka turning tricks) at the Chateau Moron? Yes, this is made of all kinds of win. I assume they just automatically stuck her in bungalow 3, right?
I'm probably alone here but I think she's photogenic.
Ew, why did I view this before bedtime? I'm going to have nightmares now.
This guy gives me the creeps and so do his pics. Lindsay has hit rock bottom and is now digging a hole to Lord knows where.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Submitted by Feral on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 12:28am.
What do you mean,"IF?"
These are vanity photos. No magazine commissioned them. They're on Terry Pervertson's site, linked to every other site from there. Blohan paid for them, with money, drugs or sex acts.
And Richardson has sucked his share of ass and dick to be a "respected" photographer. He's not talented, everything he does looks the same, and he insinuates himself in every fucking shoot.
They should get married, and procreate, so we can get this end of the world shit over with.
Smoking was so glamrous a very long time ago.
terry is a pervert asshole with no talent, and probably made her suck him off before and after the photoshoot.
sad sad sad.
I see a sad little girl, crying out for attention. These photo sessions are nasty play fun and games in controlled environment, shot in a pretty hotel...if she ups the ante, or due to age and/or desperation and ventures out into the real gritty world with people from the street, it likely won't end well, because in that world its quickly forgotten/nobody cares who anybody once was; there's nobody to yell "cut" or redo makeup; things can get out of control fast. Remember the scene in Leaving Las Vegas with the prostitute and the frat boys? I truly hope LL doesn't find herself in a situation that could result in a beating, rape or death.
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"The Gods send nuts to those who have no teeth"
Find a rock!
And then they had sex. Perfectly revolting.
In other words, I LOVE THIS TRASHY SHIT!!
put this on my tombstone and bury my heart at dlisted
Golf balls in panty hose
Ewww! You can almost see her freckled nipple!
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Read Triston's Heaux-ventures as he traipses the Heaux-rient Sexpress!
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/01/heaux-confessionals-traispsing-t...
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
Those are some dead eyes. Shoots like this only work when the image goes against how we normally see the person/subject. This, however, is true to life. I can't help but look at this and think that this girl truly has NO real friends (left).
let's play count the STD's...between these 2 skeevy nasties, the CDC would have a field day, what with diagnosing new bacteria and all.
gross.
Hohan: Udders, now cover up her face!
Terry's the problem here! He photographs SHIT which looks LIKE SHIT! And he inserts his fug ass at every mother lovin' chance! What more do you need? YOU FUCKEN HACK! "Lindsay Lohan as Me" bwahahahahah
"I love this trashy shit." But of course MK! Hahaha
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
is she channeling angelina jolie in girl, interrupted in the pic with the sunglasses? for some reason, that's the first visual i got.
So, she's moving headlong into porn. That's her new career. What - evah.
lmao at "stealing Ajax (to snort, of course) off of the housekeeper's cart doesn't take up her full day." hahaaa!!
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Submitted by SomeLikeItHot on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 3:23pm.
The furniture and curtains in that hotel are ugly.
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So true! So true.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Drug is the love (and she needs to score).
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 6:16pm.
She confuses me to be honest. Unless she's whoring herself out big time she seems to be completely asexual. There doesn't seem to be mention lately of any hook ups men or women.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
yep, she's sober all right.
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God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose
-Everlast
She should at least be whoring herself out to some movie producers...enough with the slutty pics,we already know she's a whore.
Nasty-nast. Get your fingers out of your mouth!
CRACK!! they can put these pictures on her funeral program...I need a fucking shower just looking at this shit...she might as well replace her disgusting poison sacks, those saggy fuckers are gonna hit her knees soon - oh right, she's broke
She's a mess. She's higher than a kite and as MK said, looks like a washed-up old hooker.
It's sad in a way, but she has had so many opportunities to get her act together. WTF she is still getting coverage is beyond me. When is the last time she was in a movie?
These pictures are really gross. Its not even provocative, its UGLY.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Won't this thing just bugger the fuck off already.
Karen Flatts on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 7:38pm.
"I'm betting she's used drugs she stole from her maid named "Clorox" and "RidX" too, she's just too fucked up to know they're not actually designer drugs."
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That's a total 9 to fiver! Skinny & Sweet or Rat Poison?
wow,she is high like a motherfucker.
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I have never loved life so much.
Submitted by Chapped Ass on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 7:18pm.
Karen Flatts on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 7:08pm
Your job must suck the life out of you.
You are downright lovable when you have time off.
I bet Lilo has used drugs named "Dr. Pepper" and "Pepsi". No way is that bitch committed to one brand of whack.
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I don't know if Elmo27 would agree with you after the Beyonce thread, but thanks. A day of relaxation does us all some good.
You are probably right about LiLo. I'm betting she's used drugs she stole from her maid named "Clorox" and "RidX" too, she's just too fucked up to know they're not actually designer drugs.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
She's sure giving up that 70's porn vibe. Too bad she got fired from that Linda Lovelace flick.
Flop sweat.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
If she and Teresa Giudice made a baby, then maybe it would have the perfect hairline?
Karen Flatts on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 7:08pm
Your job must suck the life out of you.
You are downright lovable when you have time off.
I bet Lilo has used drugs named "Dr. Pepper" and "Pepsi". No way is that bitch committed to one brand of whack.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 6:40pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 6:16pm.
Karen, you are on a roll today. I have enjoyed your posts today immensely.
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Thanks. I finally had a day off where I sat around on my ass posting here and watching cheesy movies. I won't be able to do this too often or I'll never go back to work...
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
She looks like she stinks. And those are "nice boobs" for a 50 year old woman with two to three children. That is all.
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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."
She obviously got a fail on the "boob pencil test"...
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Well, I see old ugly gnome man Richardson bullied another chick with self esteem issues into showing him her tits. He must be so proud of himself.
As typically skeevy and depressing as LL is in these, I must say I do love b/w photography. Movies too.
Honestly, at this point I think her career goal is to reach greater heights of Sad Has-Been/Coulda-Been than anyone ever. She wants her name in the dictionary. (Lohan. v. 1. To throw away one's natural talent and beauty, especially in a pointless, horrifying, or especially skanky manner. The girl was doing good, then something went wrong, it got worse, finally she was Lohanning her damn self.)
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
If she ever had to work a real job she would need a bra. But our Lindsay is a braless member of the idle 1% whose money makes money. The only pay a 15% tax rate because they are special. Mittens keeps his ill gotten loot offshore because he is too good for the USA.
Her eyes aren't even fully OPEN. She is so loaded it's almost sad.
Betcha she could blow through 2 eight balls in one night.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 6:16pm.
Karen, you are on a roll today. I have enjoyed your posts today immensely.