Jay-Z Might Retire The Word Bitch
NME posted a poem they say Jay-Z wrote about how the birth of his daughter Blue Ivy Carter has inspired him to stick a bitch word filter on the tip of his tongue. Jay-Z, who has said in the past that he regrets some of the lyrics about women in his old songs, will have to find a new word to rhyme with "rich" and now has an even 100 problems. As Fishsticks Paltrow smiles knowing that her official title in the Carter household has been upgraded from "That Annoying Bitch Again?" to "That Annoying Cunt Again?", read a piece of Jay-Z's oh so noble poem:
"Before I got in the game, made a change, and got rich/I didn’t think hard about using the word bitch/I rapped, I flipped it, I sold it, I lived it/Now with my daughter in this world I curse those that give it".No man will degrade her, or call her name. I'm so focused on your future, the degradation has passed. I wish you wealth, health and insight. Forever young you may pass. Blue Ivy Carter, my angel".
Vibe is squinting at this poem, though, because they're not sure it has come from the mind of Jay-Z since he hasn't splattered it all over his website. But if this is true, then please oh please let the first words out of B.I.C.'s mouth to Jay-Z be: YOU BITCH!
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Like having a mother and a wife wasn't enough incentive for him to start respecting women? Selfish cock.... he only cares because it's just another product that he created that he wants to protect and defend. In a way, it's just an extension of his ego.
He ought to retire all together the ugly ghetto worthless lummox!
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I hope that Blue Ivy doesn't turn out to be a brat because her arrogant and ignorant parents spoilt her with stupidness. A golden rocking horse? BITCH, please. She can't even chew yet, let alone sit up on her own.
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Submitted by williamsw86 on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 8:49pm.
You know when richard prior stopped using the n word after visiting Africa that to me seemed truly genuine and sincere I respected that, but this here.
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THIS!!!!! when I first read this post, that's exactly what I thought of. He was an intelligent, talented and thoughtful man, not like this utter douchebag.
Submitted by modelspiceboi on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 8:10pm.
Please, please, please let her confirmation name be "Theresa". Then her initials will spell out "B.I.T.C..
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And then she must marry someone with the last name of Haynes or Hardy or something, just to complete everything.
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I think by that time she'll be juuuust about old enough for Doug Hutchison. Sorted!
He has children by other women whom he has impregnated and abandoned?
But he never cared what they called his wife? Nice.
No - for serious. He never ever gave a shit when it wasn't about him. And now that it's about HIM - *I* don't give a shit. So there.
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You know - I was thinking about this shit the other day. It seems to me that gangsters and rappers ALREADY addressed the issue of using the word "Bitch" by instituting the word "Dog". You see how that makes it all fair now? It really does.
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@TheBreakdown, Triston, I feel ya man. That sounds awful. These performers that have made these terms so commonplace should be ashamed of themselves!
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
Guys got love children all over.. not his first rodeo with kids.. and these two are really gonna milk this posion ivy for all they can. Sick. I hope no one pays them a penny for the first photo spread
Then Jay-Z and every other rapper needs to 86 the word "n*gga" from their lips so I can stop getting called that by strangers on the streets outside of America that have no damn idea usually that the word is an automatic beatdown where I come from.
Thanks.
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Jehovah now you have 100 problems.
Bitchass.
Imma stop saying bitch too!
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fuck that was the longest minute ever.....
"let the first words out of B.I.C.'s mouth to Jay-Z be: YOU BITCH!" hahahahahahahaha MK!
If this SOBitch keeps this shit up, it will be much WORSE!
Little B.I.C. will make Montana Fishburne seem like a wet nurse in comparison. Then he'll understand what FML means! Karma sure is a bitch, BITCH!! Just ask Larry!
Btw, sucknfuck & others on here, did it more BETTAH!
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
Bitch, please.
These fucking hypocrite illuminati puppets (yeah! I said it!! look it up!) deserve to have the world turn their back on them and be fully ignored for the rest of the decade.
Of course, by that time robots and aliens will be running the world and Bey and Jay'z work will be done, so it doesn't really matter, right?
Right?
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Well, OBVIOUSLY his mother/sisters/lovers/wife wouldn't be enough for him to show respect for women. And it's not like every woman he's called "bitch" isn't someone ELSE's daughter. No, his daughter is a speshul snowflake who deserves speshul treatment!
Oh, and everybody try out Busdriver. He's this awesome little-known hip-hop artist who is funny, smart, quirky, musically versatile and doesn't degrade women.
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It doesn't matter one bit to me if this guy thinks of women as Bitches. He wouldn't approve of what I think of him, either.
I always side-eyed Jay-z in his habitual contradicting words followed by his actions. For example, he acted all hostile towards Chris Brown with the Rihanna situation but there is a video flowing around the internets (forgive me but I don't know how to paste gifs) of him publicly punching a woman at an event. I never got his get up or persona, bitch was fine to use for what, almost 2 decades, even when you got married but now its not? Bitch please.
Does Jay Z have other kids as well? If so I feel real bad for them for getting the bad end of the stick bc they weren't related to Beyonce. In fact, I feel terrible for any kid whose parent spends more time with their other family :(
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You know when richard prior stopped using the n word after visiting Africa that to me seemed truly genuine and sincere I respected that, but this here. What about your mom, sisters (he has a couple) and wife? Whateva he get the side eye from me. He needs to go have a seat. At this point I'd rather hear the delusions of grandeur from diddy than this self righteous drivel. I give it a few years, he'll be calling someone a bitch again
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 5:00pm.
It would not bother me one iota if rap music and all of its thuggy dipshits dropped off the face of the earth.
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Oh yes, Impertinent Vixen,or should I call you I V ?
I completely agree with this! And I hate the over-sized clothes and baggy, hanging low pants. This "look" has been going on for close to 20 years, isn't it time for something new?
But I don't like everyone here making nasty comments about the kid, she is just a little baby folks, and doesn't deserve to be judged on her unfortunately being saddled with these parents.
"Submitted by Vanitas on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 4:18pm.
This pisses me off. It was okay for him to call everyone elses daughters bitches but now that he has a daughter he doesnt want to use that word? Why? Because his daughter is better than everyone else?"
EXACTLY what I was gonna say!!
It would have been better if he had said nothing, I mean what's the point now? After he's rich and old that if he were to retire from rap it wouldn't matter to his pocketbook. He can just make songs about being rich like they usually do or that one song where they get a social conscious. And now we can look forward to songs about his daughter, oh the joy.
Please, please, please let her confirmation name be "Theresa". Then her initials will spell out "B.I.T.C..
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And then she must marry someone with the last name of Haynes or Hardy or something, just to complete everything.
Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 6:17pm.
He's not a female hater. I can prove it! From Big Pimpin:
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You're right. His steaming pile of ebonic vitriol only proves that Jay-Z is a big, ugly ass-pirate who takes it on the down low. Takes it hard. Up his ugly, no-talent ass.
It's okay 'J', not all women are fat, ugly hoochies like your mama. We totally buy that you are all hard and straight and shit. Totally.
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Name Deleted: Me, too. I really liked that movie. It's funny. Where is that idiot? I just went to the Tattoo Boy thread (where ba-buttns got all hoity toity) and didn't see.
So, ShadeZ, will all future copies of yours and Kanye's CD, Watch The Throne, exclude the song "That's My Bitch?"
Witchyo stupid bitch-azz self...
I can give him a pass for being an ignorant teen and early 20 something but as he became more educated in the world I'm sure he realized long ago that women don't want to be called bitch. Jay Z is damn near 45 years old acting like he's had a young fools epiphany....
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
Wouldn't he retire that word when he married Beyonce, since she is his wife and all? And why did it take having a daughter to realize that he was degrading women by using the word bitch? I wish Jay-Z would just shut the fuck up. No one gives a fuck about him and Fakeynce or their pillow baby.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 5:00pm.
Let's not be ignorant and biased like this bitch Gay Z.NOT all rappers are assholes and dipshits, there ARE rappers who are intelligent, intellectual, and mature they just AREN'T given attention and radio play.
j z is misogynist pig, don't care what he says now, to him all women are bitches, and this fake pregnancy charade fiasco is not going to go away no matter how many stunts they pull. Have you noticed that there is some kind of new angle from their Publicity team that is coming out daily, trying to deflect attention from the elephant in the room. Which is that stupid cow Bitchonce and her hilarious scheme to have a baby by surrogate which blew up back in her face like the whoopee cushion in her dress.
Welp hopefully this news will not be mentioned in 13 years, kids are cruel around that age, and being a believer in karma me thinks @ least one kid will use this info and call his daughter Bitch instead of Blue. Shit they could even go as far as calling her Bitch In(a)Cunt (Bitch Is(a)Cunt may sound a bit better). He better be a smart bitch from this point on and stfu about this 'epiphany'.
Why is he pretending this is his first child? And why is his wife pretending she was pregnant?
I'm just gonna stop in here to cosign what most of you have already said.
Is that a picture of JayZ or Stefan Urkel?
Don't tell people who they can or can't label bitch, Bitch.
#epicfail
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He's not a female hater. I can prove it! From Big Pimpin:
"You know I, thug 'em, fuck 'em, love 'em, leave 'em,
but I don't fucking need 'em.
Take 'em out the hood, keep 'em lookin' good
But I don't fuckin feed em.
First time they fuss I'm breezin
Talkin bout, "What's the reasons?"
I'm a pimp in every sense of the word, bitch
Better trust and believe 'em
In the cut where I keep 'em
til I need a nut, til I need to beat the guts
Then it's, beep beep and I'm pickin 'em up
Let 'em play with the dick in the truck"
Give it a rest, haters. He only said the word "bitch" once! He can totally sing that song without that one word and it would be fine. SO GET OFF HIS BALLS ALREADY.
What a dumb bitch. Seriously...pretty sure everyone sees through this pathetic PR stunt.
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B.I.C. is the new B.I.t.C.h.
Does he still make royalties or whatever off of 99 problems? Does that mean he'll start sending that money towards women's shelters or something in order to give back now that he's so enlightened about his own misogyny?
Sorry if this post is lacking in snark and vitriol. Everyone else has already made all the points I was going to make! Basically, get the fuck over yourself, asshole. God, I think I may prefer the media hype of the twin Messiahs vs BIC at this point. Fuck.
I predict she'll be Willow Smith 2.0
This wrong on all levels, I know... I hope she turns out to be a bigger pig than Kim KuntTRASHian.
Y'all listen to some old school Common, particularly the song The Light. Not all rappers are like Jay Z or the shit they play on the radio.
My two centavos.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 4:18pm.
When does Oyster Taboo's album drop?
rah ha! soon as he stops freeloading and gets off the tit.
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 4:16pm.
Nailed it!
Just shows how inept this guy is at empathizing. Now that this dumb cunt has a daughter he understands? A lot of men can already do that - they don't need a daughter to make them realize it's disrespectful. Self serving dickhead.
It would not bother me one iota if rap music and all of its thuggy dipshits dropped off the face of the earth.
I want to make a new bumper sticker:
BLUE IVY IS A BITCH!
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Please, please, please let her confirmation name be "Theresa". Then her initials will spell out "B.I.T.C..
So nobody else's daughter/mother/sister matters? I.give it six months. Or predict shell go that route herself after seeng what daddy liked and gave more attention to. And don't see him ending female exploitation considering his greed.
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Submitted by Vanitas on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 4:18pm.
This pisses me off. It was okay for him to call everyone elses daughters bitches but now that he has a daughter he doesnt want to use that word? Why? Because his daughter is better than everyone else?
I was going to post the exact same thing.