Madge On Why She Dates Man Children
ABC has chopped up Cynthia McFadden's interview with Madge and has sold it off in parts to Nightline (aired last night), Good Morning America (aired today) and 20/20 (airing tonight), and so the quotes are slowly trickling out like water torture. On Nightline last night, Madge kicked CaCa's tuck out again by saying "Born This Way" sounds "reductive." This bitch really used the word reductive like she's a spelling bee judge or some shit. Like she was helping Lourdes with some English homework that afternoon and barely learned the word. The way she said it too. Madge said it while smugly patting her smart gene. By the way, "reductive" basically means "simple" in pretentiouscuntanese. Moving on....
Cynthia also brought up the fact Madge's last piece Baby Jesus was only ten seconds out of the manger and her new piece Baby Brahim still has his mother's womb jelly stuck up in his ass crack. Cynthia asked Madge why she's always spreading her cougar coochie on boy toys who haven't yet mastered the art of lifting up the toilet seat before taking a pee pee.
"I didn’t choose to, you know, I didn’t, like, write down on a piece of paper I’m now going to have a relationship with a younger man. That’s just what happened. You see, that’s the romantic in me. I just met someone that I cared for, and this happened to be his age.”
"I didn't choose to"? To quote everybody who stands in front of Kim Kardashian before she opens her mouth to say something: NOW YOU KNOW THAT'S A LIE! After being with a dude (Guy Ritchie) who didn't keep his mouth shut, Madge likes to be the one holding the whip in a relationship and so she chooses fuck pieces who will gladly hand the deed to their ballsacks to her and won't curse back because they can barely speak English! No hate from me. I guess when you're around a bunch of bitches who will do everything you say all day, you just want to go home and surround yourself with a bunch of bitches who will do everything you say all night. Makes sense!
Here's the full interview from Nightline last night and I sort of love that 24-year-old Brahim refuses to massage her centaur hooves. I'm sure Brahim won't make that mistake again after Madge punished him by ordering her henchman to cut off his auntie's feet and deliver them to her on a platter:
And will somebody let Madge know that we already have one Dowager Countess of Grantham and we don't need another, so she can finally quit the Downton Abbey act.
Take your pile of money and go away, Vadge.
no hate from me. let the cougar be free!
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Do you remember the Saturday Night Live with the Kardashian skit.."I'm the pretty one..I'm the smart one"bla bla? Well Madonna's interview was even more annoying and gritting on your nerves during a root canal than any K's nonsense. Hate the Klhloe baby voice to Lamar? She's an amature compared to this interview of trying to be cute and the coy thing was like chewy steak in a bad taco.
You know, I think I've figured out what bugs me about people who date much younger people - it's when they claim it's all about love, romance and a soul connection, which JUST HAPPENS to come with a hot young bod.
MAYBE every once in 100 there is a real love connection despite an age gap. But more often it's an Ashton Demi thing.
And honestly, I'd respect these people like Vadge more if they just didn't pretend there's any emotion there, and that the relationship is all about sex/attention.
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I doubt you will see this, but the "Sean Penn" comment was actually dementa's response to my earlier question of when was the last time Madonna dated someone in her age range. (And I think that's correct! Although she did screw a much older Warren Beatty back in the day after Sean for a standard publicity boost.)
LOVE how the camera keeps cutting back to M's awkwardly positioned legs/ankles/feet "whilest" keeping a flattering angle on the always classy & far more watchable Cynthia McFadden--
Thanks again MK for a great item!!!
She lost me with the use of "Whilest."
Bitch please.
It looks like she took a steam roller to a marching band member and made an outfit out of the result.
I actually liked her last cd suprisingly but not anxiously awaiting memaws new crap. There comes a time when you're rich enough, seen enough and done enough and can pack in the tent before you become Cher. The time is now.
Isn't anyone talking about the weird giant tinsel all over her shoulder pads that are hanging out all funny? So weird!!
Isn't anyone talking about the weird giant tinsel all over her shoulder pads that are hanging out all funny? So weird!!
Lots of us would like that pillow ha!
Maybe MK can get it for sale on the right next to mod cloth gear
Always fun to rag on this ever so cunty bitch alll that Kabbalah red string etc what good did it do her she's as dumb as ever dumber maybe
I like how she kept shifting around in her seat like she knew diarrhea was imminent (aside from the torrent of it that comes from her mouth as always).
I like how she kept shifting around in her seat like she knew diarrhea was imminent (aside from the torrent of it that comes from her mouth as always).
could not make eye contact at all poor thing it's all an act
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I'm more interested in that cross stitch pug pillow behind her, anyway.
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Submitted by Das ist ein Dreck on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 4:00pm.
I have this theory where Madonna pays every alleged Madonna fan a 100,- for praising her nonexistend talent. She is the Kim Jong-il of pop.
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haha!
She looks less wiry and emaciated lately. I guess that's a good thing.
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I miss 1990s Madonna, where she at least tried to appeal to the rest of us. "Chestnut" wtf??.. at least she's trying to play down the fake ass British accent -- that shit's just annoying. As for her dating younger guys.. I would too if I were in her shoes.. old guys date younger all the time, and they aren't asked those "why" questions.
See, I was never really into Madge. And this is why. Bitchy, pretentious, and not in a likeable way.
I don't care if Born this Way is derivative. CaCa does it better. I like her voice, her crazy costumes, the way she moves.
Madge always seems to try too hard and never meets expectation. Way more attitude than substance. Thin voice. Mechanical dancing. REAlly bad acting. Ever seen Shanghai Surprise? Ghastly.
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Jesus MK
You tore this cunt a new asshole. she should check out double Bagina girl
Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
Madge is the biggest phoney on the planet and she's just trying to copy the Classiest Bitch of them Alexis Colby.
So who's copying who? Besides I think Gaga is way more talented than Madge at least Lady Gaga WRITES her own music, mind you with some help, but better than having it written for you, like Madoucha!
Chestnut? Really? And it's obvious why she dates younger men. She LOVES the attention it brings.
If we could go back in time and show the 1990 Madonna what she evenually turned into, what would she think? "Who is that cunt?" or "Wow, she's fabulous!".
Madonna has turned into exactly what she used to thumb her nose at: a mainstream, materialistic, greedy, pretentious, boring, plastic, removed American. And she remains what she has always been: a true, classless cunt. I don't, however, blame her for "dating" young men. Who the hell wouldn't if given the option?!??! But, if she thinks there's any substance or true love to be found there, then she's a bigger joke than I thought.
we all should look so good and be so actively creating our art. the woman is a powerhouse.
die hag just fking DIE
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Why bother to interview this old bag? When she talks all you hear is blah, blah, blah, me, me, me,me..............
This was a good interview and she presented her arguments WAY better than she did back in 1990 on "Nightline". She was trying to defend the (then "racy") "Justify My Love: video, but didn't come off that well. I remember a VJ saying on tv the next day that she was cringing watching it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZibDnNBLdxI
She's a humorless droid bitch. No fun or joy in that shell of a person.
There's no need for her to keep throwing shade on Lady Gaga. It's reductive.
I have this theory where Madonna pays every alleged Madonna fan a 100,- for praising her nonexistend talent. She is the Kim Jong-il of pop.
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You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway
She even sits in a calculated manner. Ugh! Whatever did Guy Ritchie see in her?
Well they lost me at "true American original" and "rock artist", those are lies..
Did hell just freeze over? the woman with a sex book says "i'm not comfortable with this conversation" when asked why her younger piece is appealing WTF stop playing dumb madonna we all know he's your prey
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 12:50pm.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 10:39am.
Are we really confused as to why she is doing this?
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I caught a bit of this and when she asked her why she dated younger men there was a pause and I swear I thought Madge was going to actually laugh and say why the fuck do you think?
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I can't believe the media questions are so dumbed down that "why would you date a younger man?" is actually a question with a mysterious answer.
I want to know how smart the reporter asked asking that question.
I love how she says that being a media whore is a "high class" problem. kimkardassiansayswhat?
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 2:11pm.
Her new face is starting to fill-in. Good for her.
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Yes, it's settling nicely. Like a tombstone.
Her new face is starting to fill-in. Good for her.
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I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Most of what she says has always been not important overall - but when she tries to rewrite history about the duke and duchess of windsor..she should be called out publicly. My view is that the windsor's could and should be viewed as part of the circles they lived and traveled in, holding anti-semitic views and supporting PRIVATELY what was going on in europe and supporting hitler- many of the upper classes in england did this via the views of bernard shaw. When she says that she loves wallis simpson it is a telling BAD sign, since wallis was a superficial social climber and viewed by the brits as lacking the morals held dear at the time - morals which have long since fallen away today....thanks to people like this little old whore.
I've never believed for a second that Madonna is actually dating Brahim or Jesus Luz before him. I think both are/were just paid to look good on her arm out in public. I have yet to see any photos of her and Brahim that look like they even interact in any meaningful way. He's usually walking next to her in the airport, looking like a bodyguard, instead of a boyfriend. And on their skiing vacation, he was just the guy carrying the backpack following behind. That's not to say she doesn't do it with them once in a while while they're on the payroll. But I don't think there's an actual relationship going on there. It's silly for Madonna to pretend there is.
Oh and definitely Pug Pillow for Hot Slut of the Day! If that is her actual apartment and not a hotel room or something, then I have lost what little respect I had left for Madonna.
She is sooo yesterday.
Love you, MK, but "reductive" basically means "unnecessary because repetitive." Which is to say, LADY GAGA HERSELF IS REDUCTIVE.
As for the young 'uns, why not? Don't go for second best, baby! Get 'em while they're in their prime. Just like some old dudes do.
Does she actually believe all the dumb-ass things that come out of her mouth? Can you imagine living or working with her? I would have nightmares for the rest of my life.
Personality wise she is very unattractive, to me at least. Talking to someone that assertive is usually a drag. What fun is life if you can't laugh at yourself a little?
Submitted by Webberbear on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 11:00am.
"Ummm... when she was married to Sean Penn?"
Webberbear, ar you old enough to be on here, or are you just saying this to make the rest of us feel old? Just teasing. They were married in 1985 when Madonna was 27 years old.
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 11:17am.
Very few things are worse than some pseudo-intellectual asshole who believes everything that comes out of her piehole is deep and meaningful
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LOL, this post is not about Madonna 2.0 (CaCa). Anyway, I agree.
@ Gardening Girl, she let's the faux British accent slip a few times, but she reins it in. She's a jackass.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 10:39am.
Are we really confused as to why she is doing this?
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I caught a bit of this and when she asked her why she dated younger men there was a pause and I swear I thought Madge was going to actually laugh and say why the fuck do you think?
the Fountain of Youth overflows with the hot juices from young boy toys.....
on hanging with younger men
problems with life stages. reverse is not same
with much older man as opposed to much younger man. some .!ride the white tiger and stay young Errr a little
For me it's not her cradle robbing its the perennial poker up the ass look she has. . Bend over Madge take that sucker out!
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
on hanging with younger men
problems with life stages. reverse is not same
with much older man as opposed to much younger man. some .!ride the white tiger and stay young Errr a little
For me it's not her cradle robbing its the perennial poker up the ass look she has. . Bend over Madge take that sucker out!
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"