Oh, Texas
Warning to all music hos who can't travel on a tour bus without a jar of the good shit at your side, do not roll through Sierra Blanca, TX, because they will stop you, snatch your stuff and cut your buzz short by arresting your ass. They did it to Willie Nelson and they did it to Snoop Dogg over the weekend. FREE SNOOOOOP (or just free his stash and let all of us split it up amongst ourselves)!!!!
TMZ says that border patrol stopped Snoop's bus and ran a standard inspection with the help of a drug-sniffing dog. Of course, those dogs don't know any better, so they narced a bitch out and pointed police toward a trash can at the back of the bus. They found two joints (with about a half an ounce in them) stuffed into a prescription meds bottle. A DUH echoed through the state when Snoop admitted to the cops that the joints belonged to him. Snoop presented the cops with his medical marijuana license, but that shit is only valid in California and the cops shooed it away. They slapped Snoop with a citation for misdemeanor marijuana possession and released him. Snoop can either pay a $537 fine or challenge it in court.
Okay, I'm fucked with shock over the fact that he was caught with only half an ounce. A drop of Snoop's saliva has more than half an ounce of weed in it. Either one of Snoop's assistants will be butt queefing out weed buds for days to come or he was traveling light that day. And on another subject, where can I get one of those weed-sniffing pooches? I'm sick of going to my friend's house and getting a blank face after I ask if he's got anything. A weed-sniffing pooch would solve that! Besides, I've always wanted to say, "The dog's nose says it's in your ass."
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 9:10am.
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Whoooot! *swallows key to handcuffs*...now, will you help me tie my shoes?!
and LMSAO at Breaky! It is true...it does say that.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
urmomma!! We have the same loves, dreams and aspirations. We were meant to be together! *handcuffs myself to you*
I agree that Texas is ridiculous with their shit. I got pulled over on the way to hang with friends and had a six pack with one beer missing, and hadn't touched a drop. They searched my car and threatened to get me with DUI by open container which they ACTUALLY COULD HAVE. With a BAC of 0.00.
When you drive into the state it clearly says at the border DO NOT MESS WITH TEXAS.
They are NOT kidding!
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Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 10:04pm.
2 joints out of half an ounce? Holy Fuck, he rolls some gigantic js.
That was exactly what I thought when I read this. Dayum, that's some Cheech and Chong Up in Smoke shit!
Bless mmj cards , for under two hundred bucks if you have pms , arthritis, ibs , or just are a grouchy mfcker, one can be legal! ( best quality inexpensive weed or edibles!) Always keep in mind tho , not valid except in state issued.
2 joints out of half an ounce? Holy Fuck, he rolls some gigantic js.
That can't be right.
Anywhore, I agree. Stay the fuck out of texas by any means. Even booz is illegal in some "dry counties."
My opinion of Snoop just dipped a little seeing his peen pipe. Really? And who the hell writes their name in Sharpie on their pipe?
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But I still toast a cheer to Snoop. Chin Chin! Point your ass north or west and RUN.
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well snoop seems pretty harmless..
too bad we dont tax his weed.. we could lower taxes haha
LEEEEEEEEEAAVE SNOOPPYYY ALONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
I'll have a blunt in his name tonight.
It is just R-O-N-G to take weed away from Snoop Dogg, or Willie Nelson!!!
You know it was the good shit too!!! And the cops confiscated much more than they said they did, and smoked the rest! Bogarting motherfuckers!
What next, busting Cheech and Chong??!?! heh
(of course if they shared with me I would not complain)
Tx is taking it`s shit a bit too far for my taste. I am all for not pulling the California shit ala letting Motherfuckers of the hook over and over, but damn, it`s weed. I know this dude, he was arrested for suspicion of DUI. Got pulled over cop supposibly smelled something, never did a sobriety test, didnt get blood drawn, just arrested for suspicion of DUI. 8000 grand later in lawyers fee that shit got turned into a reckless driving charge. They were ready to go to a Jury Trial with that shit. AND THEY DIDNT EVEN HAVE AN ALCOHOL LEVEL, cause no blood was ever drawn. All they had was a cop who said he smelled cologne, which he thought was sprayed to cover up alcohol.. Yes, TX doesnt play. But they get overly STUPID with their shit.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 6:02pm.
Snooooooooop *drops it like it's hot* LOVE love love him.
TX is not the one, y'all. Fuck up in another state, for real.
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*high 5s Sweetas...and misses*
I loves the snoop, too. *sways back in forth to song in mah mind*...I would drop it like it's hot, but nobody would want to sweep that shit up.
Sad, but a reality....I love Texas. I do. They use the laws they have. I admire this, but dayumn, y'all, it is only weed! Personally, I would have holed up in that damn bus for days with Papa John's on speed dial and called Willy to come on over! Partay ovah heeeere! Oh, and I would have called mah gurl Sweetas. This is the truth.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Fuck Texas! I cannot wait to move out of this shit hole state.
Fuck this goddamn fascist fucking country.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
I'm sure the po-po know just who's rolling through their town and they pick and choose the "best" e.g. Willie, Snoop. Too bad Brad & Angie don't have a tour bus.
That pipe looks like a dildo.
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*nods to Sweetas*
I can toke to that :)
(don't any of you sluts bogart...that shit is gross)
Never was really a fan of Willie's singing (more of a pet shop boys Always on my mind kind of girl)
But damn did he write some fantastic songs. Also, he just seems like a really fun person. Carpe diem, indeed
Swooooon @ UBF and Sandy's stories. One time, I scored a bag and the guy who sold it to me was all "I gotta go. I have to make a stop by BT's house, she's got Willie over." So on that glorious night, Willie and I smoked weed together by proxy. *proud*
And Jintess you're right...Willie wrote Crazy which is the quintessential country song imho, along with scores of other timeless greats. LOVE. HIM. *swoons again*
Team let us get our collective buzz on, damn!!
That's a rude looking bong.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 6:26pm.
I gotta try to find the photos, Jints. Had to make braids out of cheap hair i bought, and glued them onto a cowboy hat. That boy looked AWESOME.
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That is so cool.
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Our stupid-ass drug laws are totally harshing my mellow, man.
Snoop Dog is a 100% hetero pot smoking fish fucking machine! We (HEART) Snoop Dog!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
i'm smoking a bowl in protest of this injustice.
You got creative UBF!!
That's just so cool
La, I don't know hun. I did a google (after yelp) and people are saying it's closed. Shame because it just sounds awesome.
I also didn't know truckers had their own message board. Not sure why that's a shock, but yeah..
Here they are discussing it
http://www.thetruckersreport.com/truckingindustryforum/truck-stops/13527...
Edit: ahh, I see you found it too. I'm sorry I couldn't check it out while it was here:(
Submitted by mike on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 6:22pm.
Heh, I like Snoop. He seems like a cool guy.
---Trudat. I have a friend who was in the movie Eastsidaz with Snoop. I had to watch it a few times before I could understand what they were saying (being a white chick) but it's kinda fucken' funny. The killing and bloodletting was very tastefully done as well.
This is a clip of snoop punching my friend dazz in dah nose :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxNV5m5WHBE
Here's a story on the closing of Willie's Place:
http://www.savingcountrymusic.com/the-closing-of-willies-place-carls-cor...
DAMN.
I want to move to Cali and get a MM card..think MD will issue for menstrual cramps?
Say it ain't so, Jintess!! I haven't been down that road in almost a year, and I was just thinking of heading down that way!
Not Willie's Place!
Sadness. :-(
I gotta try to find the photos, Jints. Had to make braids out of cheap hair i bought, and glued them onto a cowboy hat. That boy looked AWESOME.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Wait, according to Yelp Willie's place has closed
:(
Then again according to Yelp Catfish Parlour is worth trying(don't waste your time there fellow Austinites)
AWESOME UBF:D Your son has fantastic taste in famous Texans
I would have loved to hear his speech
Heh, I like Snoop. He seems like a cool guy.
Reg. Willie
I have the Carl`s Corner Willie Weed Coffee Mug!!
My proudest moment was when my oldest had to dress up as a famous Texan in school and tell something about his life in a school assembly. He picked Willie Nelson. SOOO PROUD!!
What surprises me about Snoop is how thin that motherfucker is with all that weed smoking. I could never fight the munchies. NEVER.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
I'm with...
Submitted by joanne on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 5:34pm.
Submitted by chinlee3 on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 5:35pm.
----> because all I see is penis
Gonna have to check that out LaChaylo !
You really have to love Willie. I mean hell, he wrote "Crazy" and has certainly lived it as well :D
cough *takes two puffs and passes back to Sweetas*
ha ha medicinal purposes!! aka can't live without it at this point.
Snoop with weed?!? this was some serious Scooby Doo sleuthing right hurr....
Submitted by Jintess on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 6:02pm.
His steakhouse is delicious though.
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His gas station in Carl's Corner is a TRIP.
*puff puff passes to Arlene* 'Ere.
I have 3X12 grams of fake pot until tomorrow. And I met Snoop Dogg once. He came to my city in MN and me and my friend walked backstage. We met him and he was nice and super tall. My friend cried like a little bitch. Gosh I hate her.
Yeah M.E. Willie's been busted a ton of times.
At this point I'm surprised he still has his name on his tour bus. That's like a PULL ME OVER sign.
His steakhouse is delicious though.
Snooooooooop *drops it like it's hot* LOVE love love him.
TX is not the one, y'all. Fuck up in another state, for real.
Oh, wow. That's some spectacular police work there boys. How much surveillance did that take ya'll? Did you call out every cop around for back-up, all so they could stand around?
*sarcasm off*
Sorry Snoop & Willie, we're not all assholes down here.
Didn't Willy Nelson get busted in Texas too?
Border patrol is a bitch.
I was driving a Uhaul from the west to Texas forever ago and they waved me over (had the dog in the truck as well)
So fantastic, it's 3 in the morning and I'm holding a dog that hates everyone while they inspect the rented Uhaul.
Well imagine that, the dogs pick up a scent (I had nothing illegal but it's a RENTED FUCKING TRUCK)
an hour later and every thing I own having been picked through, they let me go.
As I'm climbing back in the guy who had been handling the whole thing offers me my soft drink back (yes, they even had the dogs sniff my damn McDonald's diet coke) and spilled it all over me
Fucking border patrol..
Team Snoop
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
*sigh*
my dealer is out of town till tomorrow.
Eww somebody give this dog a flea bath - it's long overdue.
Man,whoever wants to travel to tx dont...I live here HTOWN! but right now im near the border in Rio Grande Valley.Better known for SPI,which personally its bleh! but all the Spring Breakers come.Anyhoe...i mean who they stop you for any little thing.
i got stopped recently the cops wanted me to say i lived here(rgv) and say that the car i was driving was mine and that i had drugs on me/car or as they said illegal substance. they searched the whole car took out all the carpeting also all the carpeting from the trunk. And they found nothing....They are a bunch of idiots. SO STAY AWAY FROM TX
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
Omg that dildo is huge. You'd need some trees to get that in.
Sierra Blanca don't play! We used to pass it on our road trips to Phoenix, and the border patrol there doesn't have anything better to do since it's not exactly right on the border but it's still a checkpoint.
Oh, Snoop. I wonder if he's in on the joke with that bong?
Two joints with a half ounce in them? Them's some humongous freakin joints.
I had *No Idea* Snoop Dogg was gay!
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