Friday, January 6th 2012
Tip Of The Day: How To Dry Hump Doogie Howser In Public
If "doing the horizontal Dougie on Doogie Howser" is an item high on your cum bucket list, then let this clip from The Price Is Right teach you how to cross that shit off the quickest way possible. Somehow get on The Price Is Right, freebase a whole can of Amp to give you that "hyena getting struck by lightning" feeling and when Neil Patrick Harris walks out, immediately dry hump him until security pries you off with an electric spatula. You will probably walk away with a prize package consisting of a restraining order and a permanent block on Facebook from NPH, but the memory of watching his face contort into a state of sheer fear as you sexually assault him in public will last forever.
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Why lie?
I am jealous of her because I would have tried to dry hump that piece too!
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16 cans of soup? What an idiot! Where does this show get its prices? A can of soup in San Francisco costs, at the most, $1.29 and usually about .99 cents.
What a psycho! NPH looks absolutely terrified and with reason. Was waiting to see him cowering in the corner and wee'ing himself after she lost the contest 30 seconds later. That's what I would have done.
Damn scary. Damn!
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I AM on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. -- Carlos Estevez
She looks yummy.
When I see Neil Patrick Harris I can only think of one thing....
LISA DEAN RYAN!!!!!!
What have they done with her?
NPH kind of reminds me of Sinead O'Connor's 10head husband in this video...
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"If I had a gun, I'd shoot a hole into the sun, and love would burn this city down for you. If I had the time, I'd stop the world and make you mine,and everyday would stay the same with you."
Excuse me while I vomit--was this a clip from some drunky who filmed their TV?
As for the lady, she looks like a prime candidate for one of those makeover shows. She's gorgeous but hiding it. She obviously has lots o personality too.
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NPH is like, "Who dis straight woman think she is, rubbing her crotch against the great NPH?" Yeah, she's definitely a 19 year old horn dog. And I get the feeling she doesn't give a fuck how big the celebrity is, she would still hump them. Tom Hanks could walk in and she'd hump him down to the ground.
I always liked when the big Samoan women would bounce their boobies all over Bob Barker for some Turtle Wax and Rice a Roni, the San Francisco treat.
(LMFAO @FREDDIE FROM A DIFFERENT WORLD! She even looks like she walks around everywhere w/o shoes)
This is great. She looks like Mild Mami, Hot Mami's sister.
Also, I like how that duckface model who showcases the trip looks annoyed/pissed b/c she probably blows drew.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 10:29am.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 10:25am.
I'm not fat and technically I'm not a housewife because I work, but can I still get in on this deal? I'm a D cup!
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Sweet lord It's my LUCKY day, I have NO problem with this...none....not even the slightest! :)
*puts on happy shoes and does happy dance*
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HAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPYYY FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
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that was funny....i think drew (is that really drew?)and nph are both pregnant from that exchange!
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LOL!
Dog...I'm not done yet. *ahem* *nervously looks around for the Fury that is Irish*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Isn't that Freddy from A Different World?
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2009/10/09/1008_cree_summer_0000292413-009_memba...
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Am i still in time for the 10.45 free dick give-away?
*gets in fat housewife line*
Today i am off work , and if i push my belly out real hard, i look about 4 months pregnant, that qualifies me, right?
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 10:25am.
I'm not fat and technically I'm not a housewife because I work, but can I still get in on this deal? I'm a D cup!
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Sweet lord It's my LUCKY day, I have NO problem with this...none....not even the slightest! :)
*puts on happy shoes and does happy dance*
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 9:57am.
I'd be more than happy to have a bunch of fat assed housewives humping on me.
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I'm not fat and technically I'm not a housewife because I work, but can I still get in on this deal? I'm a D cup!
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Submitted by guest on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 10:03am.
*jumps on whamo* What did I win????!!!
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LMAO! Who cares!
*touches guest most inappropriately*
Submitted by guest on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 10:03am.
*jumps on whamo* What did I win????!!!
LMAO!!!
*puts on Barry White album, dims lights, backs slowly out of the room leaving Whamo and guest*
BWAAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH!!!!! That chick is my hero.
*jumps on whamo* What did I win????!!!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
guest- IKR? LOLOLOL
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 9:44am.
Not to mention job security.
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I think a lot of comediennes would LOVE this gig for that very reason. I would think TPIR pays very well and if you knew you had a job for the next 25-30 years who wouldn't.
I'd be more than happy to have a bunch of fat assed housewives humping on me.
*and for the second time today...shifty eyes the room with his head down*
*watches for Weezy's mom's cousin to be on the next pch commercial*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
That girl is Hilllarrrious! cracked me up.
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 9:44am.
If you're a comedian, what's the pinnacle of your career? What's the end goal? You do stand-up hoping for what? Kathy Griffin-style cable shows and specials? A Seinfeld-style half-hour comedy? (Drew did that already). A late-night talk show gig? A spot on SNL? Movie star status like Jim Carrey? A head writer gig? What? Seems like he would make some good money, have little hassle and an easy schedule with this job. Not to mention job security.
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I would guess for the majority the end goal is simply survival. I personally think PiR would be a fun show to host, not to mention the job security. From an artistic perspective, I have lots of respect for the direction Bobcat Goldthwait took his career in.
guest- I think so, too. I can't remember everything he won, but I want to say he had a trip to Sweden, a sailboat, and another trip...NYC maybe? It was a whole bunch of cool stuff.
But he is one of those people who just wins a ton of stuff. He's always winning raffles and different sweepstakes prizes.
All of Drew Carey's hotness went down the drain with his fat :(
HILARIOUS!!!!! That check got NPH good! LMAO!!!!!!
Clip of the week!!!
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Hahahaha!! SO hot. I wanna party with that chick.
LMFAO @ Whamo's "Quentin Tarantino head"
That's Drew Carey!?!?!?!? Holy crap.
I don't watch anything that NPH is on so I guess that's why I still love him. Such a cutie.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Due to techmology issues, it took forever for this video to buffer or load or whatever, and I didn't have the patience to watch all 3:48. Whatever. Some attention whore jumped on Doogie Howser. He's starting to suffer from the same jumpthesharkitis that Betty White and Anderson Cooper have. Enough already.
Drew Carey was interviewed on NPR the other day and he said a huge portion of his audience is stoned. He said it's old people, housewives and college kids. The college kids are all stoned.
If you're a comedian, what's the pinnacle of your career? What's the end goal? You do stand-up hoping for what? Kathy Griffin-style cable shows and specials? A Seinfeld-style half-hour comedy? (Drew did that already). A late-night talk show gig? A spot on SNL? Movie star status like Jim Carrey? A head writer gig? What? Seems like he would make some good money, have little hassle and an easy schedule with this job. Not to mention job security.
Weezy that is freakin impressive!!!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 9:34am.
Drew Carey is almost unrecognizable, I wonder how much he hates his life now?
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One degree less than Leno does.
ah lil Jack and beanstalk!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
LMAO at her jumping on Drew Carey.... And I hate that damn show... I used to watch it with my grandparents when I was a little kid... of course that was back in sexual harrassment days of Bob Barker... I think I sprouted my first woody to the models he had on there.
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My mom has a cousin who is one of those people who just wins all sorts of contests. He was on PiR in the late 80's and won both showcase showdown prizes at the end.
This reminds me of a line from 30 Rock: "If you want to be hugged by a black person, you should host The Price Is Right"
LOLLLLZZ!!!
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Douchechill!
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 9:34am.
Spot on. LMAO
Drew Carey is almost unrecognizable, I wonder how much he hates his life now?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
lucky bitch ooh yeah ooh yeah hump em ooh yeah ooh yeah ooh yeah ooh yeah lucky bitch OOH she lost the game!!! but she won so much more.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
This is the first time I have seen PIR since that silver hotness, Bob Barker left. This gal cracked me up though.
Is it me or is our boy Doogie morphing into a long wierd headed Quentin Tarantino?
That gave me major bonage. Is that wrong?
Lmao @ her kicking her legs!
Haven't watched since BB left. I haz standards. Hmmph. Lol.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Is that Drew Carey? He looks bombed out and depleted.
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
Drew Carey? Didn't he used to be an unfunny comedian?