It's OVAH
So the speculation is true. Despite a denial an few hours ago that all was sunshine and rainbows and nobody was getting served walking papers, TMZ now says that cromagnon Russell Brand filed for divorce from Crayola titties Katy Perry today in LA, citing "irreconcilable differences". Well they're both pretty irreconcialably um, "different" so this is not much of a shock.
I hate to go on a right to gay marriage rant (no I don't) but they were married in October of last year. Sinead and her hubby called it quits after just a couple of weeks. The divine Liz Taylor was married eight times. So what the fuck is this "sanctity" people scream about? People promise to stay together until death, but then won't even honor the promise by hiring a hit-man. Lazy. Seriously, shit like this right here makes me wonder why the gays aren't allowed to break contracts left and right like us straights.
That's why I just live in sin, sleeping with anyone with a six pack and a couple of joints. It's so much easier to just sneak out a window half dressed in the middle of the night than show up in court and divide my shit up. And yes, I do feel the burning shame of giving Russell and Katy so much time in the precious Dlisted spotlight. Or is that the burn in my no-no region from my last drunk hook-up? Whatever, it hurts.
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JOKE ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, for ever and ever... whatever. I just want to see her in Hustler. Hopefully she does it before gravity sets in.
"Put a needle in my hand, I'm a regular Victor Van Gogh"
Dinosaur Bob
I LOVE * LOVE *LOVE Katy's music. Her voice reminds me a little of the new wave stuff that came out of the 80's. Shes doing her thing right now. Suck it haters!
I've said this before but I for one thought this one would last. I didn't realize until recently that Katy is the one who is immature. Even though there's a big age difference, people always feel Russell is the zany wackadoodle and that Katy tames him. It was the other way around and I don't think Katy wants to be tamed. She still likes to drink and party and Russell has been sober for years. That can't be easy to live with. I bet in time she will say that he felt too old for her. Maybe they'll meet again in 10 more years and things will be better. When people get married I just wish they knew that things take time. I've been married almost 12 years and if I jumped ship every time I felt like it I wouldn't be writing this!
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I thought she got married just for the media attention, so not surprised. He has major bipolar plus a lot of other issues like eating disorders, so probably not the most easy to live with. To me, he seems like the type of person you'd love to spend 2 1/2 hours with chatting and being entertained by, but then go home and not bump into him again for about another 4 months at least.
Submitted by how dare you on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 9:05pm.
Submitted by Poopele on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 7:10pm.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek
On the contrary, Poopele, ... All the sex you want without contributing to world overpopulation... not-so-distant future with fewer natural resources..
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Your Malthusianism is a discredited concept, which renders your conclusions moot.
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Exactly who has discredited Malthus? His math, maybe, but the underlying concepts?
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Thank you, how dare you. The troll thinks speed reading wikepedia is a major.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 1:02am
I am with you my dear. Where is the dedicated musician today? It seems since the emergence of Britney it's been all about autotune and airbrush. All we have now are super-producers and beat-makers.
Sweetas, your writing is getting really great. By that I mean like, zingy and sharp and the stream of thought is running smoothly. It's like the muses have hit you or something. Hell, it's too late for this since you're probably out doing ho shit or getting ready to do ho shit or are passed out after doing ho shit, but bravo on some great posts!
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Two egos do not make a right.
(((ESE))), I second you in regards to "Arthur". There is no messing with classic humor!
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What the others are here for, I don't know."
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Bunny Rabbit:
I am not shocked at her fame and popularity, so much as irked. It is the great shame in the world we live in today when so-called talents like Britney Spears, Ke$ha, and Ri-ho-ho are the biggest stars on the planet for music they usually do not sing and when they do only marginally. 15 years ago, they would be playing back-burner to the likes of Adele, Michael Buble et cetera. And I am not even saying I necessarily like some of these people that have talent...but at least they HAVE it!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 10:38pm.
It is a fucking SAD day for music when this twat has SEVEN #1 hits from 1 album.
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I swear there is some great conspiracy to dumb down America and the popularity of banal pop stars like Katy Perry and Bouncy proves it. I was really certain she would be a one hit wonder novelty after that shit song "I Kissed A Girl" came out. I'm still shocked that she made it big.
This is what happens when you marry a great fuck.
Better to leave it as a great fuck and be done with it.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 10:55pm.
put it into laymen's terms: you can buy all of Katy Perry's #1 songs and still not be able to afford MJ's 'Bad' CD for the same amount
___ *cries* This right here.
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right Breaky?
I detest Katy Perry.
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I've got a feeling, I'm going to get a lot of grief
Once this seemed so appealing
Now I am beyond belief
-Elvis Costello
To compare Katy Perry's string of #1 hits to MJ's is laughable.
We live in a day and age where digital downloads reign supreme, and anyone can download a song from the comfort of their bed for less than one dollar. In MJ's heyday, if you wanted to hear his music, you had to get out of the house, drive to a store and then pay a significant amount of money to purchase it.
To put it into laymen's terms: you can buy all of Katy Perry's #1 songs and still not be able to afford MJ's 'Bad' CD for the same amount
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It is a fucking SAD day for music when this twat has SEVEN #1 hits from 1 album.
The fact that she and Rhianna rule the charts with their shit horrifies me.
*shakes head at stupid teens with no taste*
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Takes a second to say goodbye -say goodbye, oh, oh, oh
It takes a second to say goodbye - say goodbye, oh, oh, oh, say bye bye...
Where you going to now...
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Rocky Dennison is single again.
Hope Katy's parting gift isnt an std... thanks for playing!
Submitted by oh dave on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 9:51pm.
You know what it is? Her record has had 5 #1 singles, tying her with Michael Jackson's Bad, but TODAY her song "The One That Got Away" became the 6th and she is now Queen of the Illuminati or something.
Yes Dave but according to billboard, she has seven no. 1's from the same album.
http://www.billboard.com/column/chartbeat/katy-perry-notches-record-seve...
Strange that he files for divorce the same day they got engage last year. Something big must of happen for him to file b/c he was just on Ellen saying everything was okay btw them. I think she was blindsided by him.
You know what it is? Her record has had 5 #1 singles, tying her with Michael Jackson's Bad, but TODAY her song "The One That Got Away" became the 6th and she is now Queen of the Illuminati or something.
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She will always have mashed potatoes:
http://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2010/11/katy-perry-likes-mashed-pota...
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Submitted by TheBitchyWaiter on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 9:48pm
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I think I love you!! lol
Have been in your shoes, and can say without a doubt, I absolutely fucking HATED those jobs!!!! Cocktailing was a little better, people (a lot, but not all unfortunately) tend to get a little more lose with their $$$ after a couple of drinks. And for the assholes who think that just because they don't *sign* the credit card tab that they had free drinks and food all night, BIG lmfao!! Not only did they pay for all of their shit, but they also gave their server one *TREMENDOUS* tip!! Lol
Strippers in SC during the off season (hardly any tourists, then the locals come out to play) are FANTASTIC tippers!!!! They are awesome! $30 round? Usually a $20 tip, or more.
Tourists are the absolute WORST tippers. But...the young ones tend to get sloppy ass drunk and drop shit. I've found what looks like a $5, pick it up and it's *5* $5 dollar bills. Woo hoo, $25 tip from someone. Thankyouverymuch! I've found 8 balls of meth and coke (along w/ $20 bills) in the ladies room trashcans at closing time. Just sitting right on top, and no one else noticed. Lol
Ahh.....some of my 20's were pretty damn cool!! Geez...sorry about the long ass rambling! I salute you TheBitchyWaiter for all that you do!!!!!!!!!! =p
Edit: that should be- people...."loose" with their $$, not "lose"
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Wow, that other poster was right-it was 2011! I thought for sure they would wait until next year.
Anyway one need only look @ his last SNL performance to see what a beyond belief overacting tool he is...screaming and carrying on like that stupid 5th grade spaz kid before they prescribed Adderall for that sort of thing. He'd have worn out his welcome by the second date as far as I'm concerned. And the man leggings...the meggings...indicate an inability to properly lay the pipe so what in the world could have. Een the benefit? Hope he had a hurricane to tongue or something :-P
LOL omfg these two pulling the "I'll show you!"'s at each other. This reminds me of my engagement exactly this time last year. Fail and fail, lmao.
And so, I've contemplated this divorce, which is one of about 109 million divorces/separations this year alone probably, among others. Come to the conclusion that waiting four month, or 4 years, means not a damn. The 'institution of marriage' is a sham, short- or long-term. And I know some of you golden slores have successful marriages; well, you all are the exception *happily hands 1st place prizes and cupcakes and claps to you and sig other for this, srssly*. Nonetheless, Katy and Brand, from what I am seeing around me, represent the remainder of the general population. At least the fakery has a termination point. *shrugs cluelessly and quietly*
Philos thought for the day there, ugh, sorry guys, I can't help projecting the philos thoughts, flm.
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Well now that he's broken the ice, I think I'll divorce her too. I cant take anymore of her B major choruses.
The picture says it all - he is staring at the camera, she is staring at the computer chip between her eyes.
She will be moved onto the next bot handler, famous or not, and he will move onto the next starlet, if they don't want him to fade entirely. He is definitely a hard sell, because he oozes sleaze. Even pimping Amy Winehouse's death wasn't enough to boost his rankings in the USA for long, maybe because he didn't have a product to shill right after...
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Yeah pink hair is always a sign of an impending epic meltdown remember Britney's wig? *shudder*
Submitted by Poopele on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 7:10pm.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek
On the contrary, Poopele, ... All the sex you want without contributing to world overpopulation... not-so-distant future with fewer natural resources..
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Your Malthusianism is a discredited concept, which renders your conclusions moot.
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Exactly who has discredited Malthus? His math, maybe, but the underlying concepts?
Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 6:24pm.
I didn't say that just putting in effort is work. I think I've had enough condescension for one night.
How dare I voice my opinion about marriage.
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How dare you. Why can't you leave it to us professionals who have never engaged?
I think Brand latched on to her to get more name recognition in America. I don't know WHY the hell she married him, because she would have had that anyway in the UK at the rate she was going.
But they could have just been an 'item' for some months to get the same effect, rather than tarnish their marital track record.
EPIC FAIL!
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Hehe. Kielbasa.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
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Meaty, you may be scared, but you know you want to!
And POOF! I'm off to the bar for the fights!
It has been said many times before, but I'm not sure what she saw in this guy anyway.
Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 8:34pm.
Now, is assholes sex FOR assholes or IN assholes? Inquiring minds.
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Yes.
whippersnapper, i am scared to step forward on that shout-out.
*covers ass protectively with hands*
... i may have worded things a bit wrong down below.
*backs away discreetly while typing*
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kei83nNbrFY&feature=related
Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 8:30pm.
Wowl! No dude with a sausage worth banging should be able to wear skinny jeans.
Teen girls clearly have not received that memo.
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^^^THIS!
I love my junk immensely and there is no way in hell
I am stuffing my kielbasa in pants that do not even give me the option to dress to the right or left.
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I thought he fucked some hanger-on Page 6 Glamour Model at his wedding, some big lipped fake tanned fake titted blonde who came with someone Russell invited.
good grief, ese. authur was a stricken mess of a movie. and yes i am talking about the dudley moore one (never saw the brand one).
all that shriekish cackling and unfunny shtick.
maybe it's cause starcase would play that shit 24-7 along with love at first bite.
god it was fucking dreadful.
(kids, you have no idea what your forebearers put up with in prehistoric cable)(and video games .... fucking pong)
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kei83nNbrFY&feature=related
Now, is assholes sex FOR assholes or IN assholes? Inquiring minds.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
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Never thought Mr. Brand was marriage material.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 8:12pm.
hey, whoa. assholes need lovin too.
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Oh dear Meaty...there is an asshole for every asshole out there. Assholes of the world unite for hot asshole sex!
Wowl! No dude with a sausage worth banging should be able to wear skinny jeans.
Teen girls clearly have not received that memo.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Right on, Sweetas! Righteous!
"So what the fuck is this 'sanctity' people scream about? People promise to stay together until death, but then won't even honor the promise by hiring a hit-man. Lazy. Seriously, shit like this right here makes me wonder why the gays aren't allowed to break contracts left and right like us straights."
Yesterday I watched some PBS show. Can't remember what it was about(stoned-ness disabled my memory powers).
But this guy (a person being interviewed) ranted on for like a minute plus about what epic hypocrites right-wing nut "family values" assholes are who get so offended by the thought of gay marriage, yet whose own values are statistically FUCKED. He said it so passioniately, on point and articulately. I was impressed :)
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Upon further reflection, I realize that I was being kind of a bitch earlier. I'm taking the high road and blaming my bleeding uterus.
Anyway, I just want to say I'm sorry...particularly to Momus.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac