Way To Go, Deion
Ooooh, breakup by text, you have just been demoted to level #2 on the coldest shit you can do scale. Pilar Sanders, the apparently soon to be ex-wife of the legendary football great Deion Sanders, says she found out about their impending divorce on TMZ.com. Ho-lee-shit. Stock in Ben N' Jerry's and Smith and Wesson just bounced off the charts.
According to TMZ, his wife's lawyer says, "Pilar's sole focus and top priority for the last 12.5 years has been her marriage and children. Based on recent discoveries, [Pilar] now realizes that Deion did not view their family the same way." OUCH. And translation: Deion, just do the right thing and open that wallet. Breaking up with your wife of 12 years and baby mama via internet? New low. *slow claps and writes that down as how to do shit WRONG*
Damn, Deion. I would think after 12 years, and stretching her body out for your babies, you could at least send her an email. This bitch is gonna get half plus child support, and you have nobody but your soul-less ass to thank for it. Enjoy driving around in your Geo Metro! And RIP common decency. Team Pilar and Deions' babies.