Way To Go, Deion
Ooooh, breakup by text, you have just been demoted to level #2 on the coldest shit you can do scale. Pilar Sanders, the apparently soon to be ex-wife of the legendary football great Deion Sanders, says she found out about their impending divorce on TMZ.com. Ho-lee-shit. Stock in Ben N' Jerry's and Smith and Wesson just bounced off the charts.
According to TMZ, his wife's lawyer says, "Pilar's sole focus and top priority for the last 12.5 years has been her marriage and children. Based on recent discoveries, [Pilar] now realizes that Deion did not view their family the same way." OUCH. And translation: Deion, just do the right thing and open that wallet. Breaking up with your wife of 12 years and baby mama via internet? New low. *slow claps and writes that down as how to do shit WRONG*
Damn, Deion. I would think after 12 years, and stretching her body out for your babies, you could at least send her an email. This bitch is gonna get half plus child support, and you have nobody but your soul-less ass to thank for it. Enjoy driving around in your Geo Metro! And RIP common decency. Team Pilar and Deions' babies.
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I met Deion at a sports bar in Dallas in September. We asked to take a picture with him and he said No because he didn't want to end up in the "Papers." Looking back, it all makes sense now...He knew what he was doing and didn't want to give Pilar any ammunition.
Is Deion coming out? I used to see him cruising for men at Collingwood Park in SF when he played there. He's fine.
i actually watched a few episodes of their sorry reality show...*hangs head in shame*...
i think pilar is gorgeous, but she and deoin are two spoiled people...i can only imagine how ugly this could get...and i can't wait...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Hey Murphy, as someone who's written for a living, I can testify that Sweetas is doing a damn fine job. It ain't easy being funny, but she nails it.
And all I can say about J. Harvey is: on his very first day, he wrote a comment so fiercely hilarious that I slapped it in MK's usual spot as my signature.
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"And to the commentator who snarked that Boston can't be a drinking city because we don't have a legal happy hour - think again, chief. We work around that shit."
Self-absorbed. Both of them!
Sweetas and J Harvey - good job!
ex-wives running to cash in before the ball comes down!! 2011 year of Heaux B Winning and Exes Get Paid! I know they really hope the world isn't coming to an end, but if it is, fuck it, live it up with millions and young bucks with last names like Smart...
He went to Florida State - what do you expect?
CAPPY!
*smooches Cappy all over*
I keep missing you here! How is everything? Still sexting the new man?
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In case you're wondering, the second and third answers were "felch cream"and "taint butter." - MK 10/15/2011
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Ont - What? Who?? Who gives a bonk about these two Sanders numbnuts? A boring divorce is a boring divorce is a boring divorce. ugh.
And, again, where the fk is Lucifer Sam now??
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." Christopher Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP Winehouse,1983-2011) *caprica six was/is here*
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 8:51pm.
Submitted by Murphy on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 7:06pm.
Jealous much? Way to go, Sweetas! You are doing a great job!!!
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ITA.
Murphy - as you're a literary critic, why don't you submit a sample blog entry in OP and let the rest of the dlisted readers judge YOUR writing style.
If your answer is "no" - then shut the fuck up.
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In case you're wondering, the second and third answers were "felch cream"and "taint butter." - MK 10/15/2011
1. Snowy, I love the name Pilar, too!
2. Kanyecaps's story makes me a WHOLE lot les sympathetic.
3. I've never seen a pro athlete's wife that I've liked. They all seem like materialistic shallow cunts. Even Posh is like that (though I kind of like her). They all seem like they're ex-strippers.
No Team Pilar, just team Deion's kids; Deion Jr I, Deiondra and Deion Jr II (or whatever the other one is called, and yes, the daughter is Deiondra... good grief.. ANYHOO....). I have many friends in Prosper (where the Sanders mansion is) - which is for sale - but not where Deion's apartment is - it's in Dallas) and we've heard plenty of stories about Pilar's CRAZY ass. This was not out of the blue, the writing was on the wall (in gold leaf, of course) months ago.
Submitted by Murphy on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 7:06pm.
Jealous much? Way to go, Sweetas! You are doing a great job!!!
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Submitted by KANYESCAPS on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 7:20pm.
Well, what people DON'T know is that he was having affair with Pilar while he was married to his first wife. Don't remember if she found out and asked for a divorce or he left her for Pilar but either way, they were together while he was married. They weren't to quiet about it either since she would travel with him while he was playing baseball for the Reds.
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Did not know that...sympathy revoked.
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
Whatever, he named his daughter Deionna and I think his son Deion Jr. He is the epitome of self absorbed douchery. Fuck him.
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You dumb bitch, I am home.-MK
I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey.
"His outfit is worse"
-and that is probably the the most hurtful thing you could say to that spit-shined pussyboy.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA
his wife pilar was on a reality show.. football wives or something of the likeness.. anyways she was a royal C U Next Tuesday.. a manly one at that.. don't blame him for not telling her to her face.. shes the kind that will stab you in your sleep and act like nothing happened.
Used to watch their shitastic reality show. She was a bitch & now he's a bigger asshole than the one be played on tv. Last epi I saw he had to ride around on a hover round since he could barely walk.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 7:59pm.
Aren't he and the great Bishop TD Jakes bffs? The lawd would not approve. Had to be a former Dallas Cowboy, scandalous ass mofos.
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The Lord and his henchmen can be pretty understanding of those who give big, tax-free donations to the church.
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 8:05pm.
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Ok...
Bold print problem fixed - check
New avi downloaded - check
Alright then, I think all is done.
How are you tonight?
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"I wanted to be a trophy wife, but that never worked out.". MK
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Aren't he and the great Bishop TD Jakes bffs? The lawd would not approve. Had to be a former Dallas Cowboy, scandalous ass mofos.
His outfit is worse.
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 7:01pm.
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Glad it's not just me because it makes me feel like I'm totally inept, but dammit I'm not quittin' my 'pad.
Submitted by elmo533 on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 6:37pm.
A girl I worked with quit her job, turned down several other job offers, and gave up her apartment (in NYC!) to be with her boyfriend in LA. The day before she was set to leave (packed up, shit in the moving truck) he EMAILED her and broke things off. #COLDASSMUTHAFUCKAS
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That is harsh. I have a friend who did something very similar. He was dicking this girl who liked his best friend. She was totally dickmatized and gave up her condo in Arlington, VA (very pricey) to be with him when he got a presidential appointment down South. She moved down there with NO JOB and not knowing a soul, thinking he was going to marry her 'cuz he's a good Christian man. He led her along for 3 additional months and then dumped her ass. We tried to warn her bcuz he's a serial womanizer, but good dick gets in the way of rational thought.
this guy is annoying as fuck. why she didn't dump his cheesey dumb ass years ago is just a hair less perplexing than why she hooked up with him in the first place.
dude's a fucking clown.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA
Well, what people DON'T know is that he was having affair with Pilar while he was married to his first wife. Don't remember if she found out and asked for a divorce or he left her for Pilar but either way, they were together while he was married. They weren't too quiet about it either since she would travel with him while he was playing baseball for the Reds. He would treat her like crap but she dealt with it because she was so young and in love. Guess she learned to grow some balls after they got married and decided she wanted to have her own identity after all. She probably would've been pretty successful on her own if she had focused on her career when they met instead of running around after him. Oh well. I doubt if she's crying buckets of tears over this. She had a goal, she accomplished it and now it's on to the next one.
Either a malicious act or thoughtless. Both stink. He'll be dealing with the consequences of that dumb move. Add an extra 20 mil to settlement for nasty behavior.
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This will be interesting to watch.
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they still make geo metros?!?!?
Yawn... when is Michael K back full time???
Don't quit your day job, "Sweetas"
And on the upside...If she doesn't marry again, she gets to claim his Social Security bene's after the age of 62. TEAM MARRIED FOR 10+ YEARS!
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
I've always thought of deion sanders as street trash, especially when he was strutting around the Florida State campus with a briefcase & suit on, pretending he was "serious" and late for a very important meeting. He didn't change my opinion when he always showed his douche side while playing pro football. That he'd break up with his wife of 12 years by telling a tabloid instead of her just reinforces what a complete lowlife he is. Time to drive your car into a cement freeway support, deion; you're shit, and will never learn...
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"There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 6:05pm.
ETA: Damn ipad with its stupid touch keyboard that doesn't act right.
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^^ THIS! I hate that dang iPad on screen keyboard! it's always showing the wrong symbols!! (the characters I *don't* want to use at the moment)
I thought of getting an external keyboard for the iPad but someone has already invented the netbook. And I already have one. *facepalm*
But I do like lots of things about the iPad (Angry Birds, movies on Netflix, the Kindle and Newsstand apps, among others), and it holds a charge much longer than the net book (and doesn't get hot).
Darn you Steve Jobs for getting me addicted to these thangs!
WAYTOGOASSHOLE.JPG nice artistry on the zig zag, the red representing the blood oath (marriage) they once shared now distorted, oh my goodness such depth sweetASSSS
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
SMDH. His face is crusty as hell.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 6:40pm.
*throws in an ass slap* :D
Apparently Deion is pissed that Pilar wants to be more than just his trophy wife. He may be in Canton, but he's a piece of shit.
Prenup?
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Submitted by elmo533 on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 6:37pm.
A girl I worked with quit her job, turned down several other job offers, and gave up her apartment (in NYC!) to be with her boyfriend in LA. The day before she was set to leave (packed up, shit in the moving truck) he EMAILED her and broke things off. #COLDASSMUTHAFUCKAS
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I have a childhood friend who has been married multiple times that did that to some chick. He dumped her over the phone and told her he'd met someone else 2 weeks before she was supposed to move to Virginia. #COLDASSMUTHAFUCKAS x 2 because she had a kid.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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What a piece of shit. Men suck.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 6:32pm.
ps I love the name Pilar
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Lovely beach in Cayo Coco, Cuba, called Pilar beach, after Hemingway's boat, the Pilar.
Just thought I'd throw that in.
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Then again, Dion is also the father who was taking money out of her oldest daughter's (from his first marriage) college to fund his lifestyle.
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
A girl I worked with quit her job, turned down several other job offers, and gave up her apartment (in NYC!) to be with her boyfriend in LA. The day before she was set to leave (packed up, shit in the moving truck) he EMAILED her and broke things off. #COLDASSMUTHAFUCKAS
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
ps I love the name Pilar
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Good thing Harvey Levin is a LAWYER!!!! LOL Sweeatas, keep em coming!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
ubmitted by Dog on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 5:53pm.
Hahahaha. That's as bad as when Phil Collins told his second wife he was kicking her to the curb by fax.
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Oooh I forgot about that. Phil Collins does look like a little turd with a severe case of short man's disease so I guess it fits. He's a turd that produces some nice ballads, though.
I've always hated this motherfucker, and this just reinforces that hatred 100%. Lowdown motherfuckin' son of a bitch asshole bastard!
You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers
It could be worse. He could have broken up with her via Star Magazine with a Deion's pregnant side piece on the cover.
I have no idea who these people are nor do I care but if you have no idea there's a "problem" with your marriage and it takes tmz to tell you then I'm guessing you weren't paying much attention to it (or anyone) anyway.
So much for the godly man he made himself out to be. And this is old news.
ETA: Damn ipad with its stupid touch keyboard that doesn't act right.