Thursday, December 8th 2011

Afternoon Crumbs

The Nutcracker Soldier wins in every single one of these shots of the child army at FAO Schwarz - Lainey Gossip

How many times do you think Kim Kardashian tried to suck off those black pointy nubs on her shoulders? - The Superficial

Jessica Biel's dress would look much better on a 1970s Cher - Hollywood Tuna

"You are wrong, Mindy McCready" said every single person in the world - Celebitchy

Nicki Minaj calls it "kissing" but Madge calls it "feeeeeeeding on her soul" - Towleroad

Breaking: Spaz de la Huerta mostly keeps her clothes on for S Moda Magazine - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

AIDS joke + Mr. Belvedere + Danny's whole entire outfit = I CAN'T - The Daily What

This polar bear dog is totally stoned - The Berry

Chupa Zoe LITERALLY can't blink like LITERALLY - Popsugar

Elisha Cuthbert or Sookeh with the farts? - Popoholic

I love Jude Law's "don't you even look at my man" pucker - Just Jared

Janice Dickinson is giving us brand new information - OMG Blog

Zach Morris' ex-wife is now Jeff Probst's current wife - SOW

If you're trying to break the world record for seeing Miranda Kerr in a bikini the most numbers of times, here's a few pictures that will get you toward your goal - Hollywood Rag

I'll keep it simple: Shut the dick up, Tameka! - Crunk + Disorderly

With a double bubble butt like that, my guess is Rob Kardashian in a wig - Cityrag

Meanwhile, the Los Angeles Police Department is putting together a special SWAT Team to handle Khloe Kardashian's sasquatch baby when it terrorizes the city - I'm Not Obsessed

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I spoke to soon - here we are again with the color coordinated outfits for the photo op (b/c lets face it, there's always a ton of papz standing around FAO!) . Making sure mommy and Z have matching camel color coats on, and dress the 3 boys in matching gray coats (yes, I know one is shiloh), Maddox sportin' a combo of mom's favorite colors w/black & camel coat and dad's black coat... and Miss Viv.. in mom's favorite black leggings , while matching her gray hat w/the other 3. Matchy matchy.

THIS IS SO FUCKIN' STAGED. Her kids dont clean up that well ! Keep it real, people.

Allessandra's picture

I bet they were well happy going to FAO and knowing they can get lots and lots of toys. I love that Brad and Angelina dress the kids like regular kids nothing stylish or fashionable like other celebs.

Someone pointed out Zaharas bum, that its big, its actually the coat.

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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.

Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.

LMA618's picture

I really think Zach Morris is the answer to the blind about the closeted b list television actor who's then wife caught him in bed with a man.

Kind of fucking telling when angie jo is the only one clearly smiling at her paps.

:( poor kids

SANS FARDS's picture

Spaz looks alright in that photoshoot. See what a bit of eyeliner can do?

Mindy here's a hint...the best way to go about regaining custody of your kid is to NOT go around acting like a complete fuckup. Kidnapping the kid and hiding in a closet isn't really the best way to go about showing the courts that you're a capable and responsible mother.

Jeff Probst is kinda sorta hot.

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Never question Bruce Dickinson!

lovelylaney's picture

I actually like Biel's dress. It just doesnt look good on her. It's a rather elegant and sophisticated dress. Maybe a little adjustment to the hem.

Hekki's picture

You know, just this morning I was lamenting to Mr. Hekki that our kids are totally thrown off kilter when we move the clocks forward in the spring and back in the fall. It takes a week for them to get used to the time change. And how we can't make big plans on school nights because they are a complete wreck the next day. My husband says "Well, that's how little kids are. They need the routine. They thrive on it."

I can't BEGIN to imagine living like carpetbaggers the way the Holie-Pitts do. Maybe their kids are just super-flexible because they have to be. But it seems less than ideal. If it were beneficial and healthy to uproot kids the way they do, more people would do it, right?

BIG BOOTIE CUTIE's picture

LIL ZAHARA has a huge ass for a kid! No PEDO!!
Ethiopians have are known to have huge asses.

Why are people comparing them to the Duggars? 3 of their 6 kids are adopted. If the Duggars adopted 15 kids and had 5 BIO - I would have respected them more. The world doesn't need Whores with 20 kids!

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You ain't grass unless you are sportin' a BIG ASS!!
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IHateCharityChic's picture

Every time I see them with all of their children I realize how fucking crazy they are. No one really needs this many kids unless you are crazy or a complete ego-maniac. How fitting that this story is posted right under the crazy Duggar family. They are both basically the same, except one couple has more money.

And yes, they are the same in that they really don't have enough time to spend individual time with their children and they use these kids to an obscene level for attention--even though the kids are far too young to have a say in it and shouldn't be dragged in front of the cameras every time their parents need an attention fix or have a movie to promote.

Let's get real. We see a LOT more of the Jolie-Pitt kids around movie release time than we do at any other time. When there's no movie to promote there will be entire weeks where we never see them. When there's a film out we get photos every other day. Not to mention promotional tie-ins like Shiloh's art class and it's relationship to the war in Bosnia. LOL . Seriously, it's just too fucking much sometimes.

StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

Uh, Z's ass is big or that coat is too small. Cute coat. Burberry?

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

Libra's picture

Oh Lord WHEN will the shitt-pitts disappear????
So fucking sick of their fakery and how "perfect" they are *puke*!!!
Somebody PLEASE hand Brad and Angelina an Oscar for best actor/best director already so they can finally retire and take their gazillion children with them to an obscure island !!!!

These children look so fucking miserable.

Money does NOT equate happiness. The waifs look majorly PO'd

Zahara has some major 'back' already or that wool coat has some built-in bootay <--don't shoot the messenger

Someone go teach Chloe that humans cannot have babies with Sasquatches, also that you need to have sex other than anal

"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma

At Fao Schwartz they have a Barbie doll foosball table for about 25,000 dollars...that would keep the Jolie/Pitt army busy for a while.

grommet's picture

Jude Law still does it for me. I'm sure he's thrilled.