More Words Of Wisdom From Mickey Rourke
Seen here working the shit out of your nana's favorite pair of Ann Taylor sunglasses in Beverly Hills yesterday, the deep fried gizzard in a beanie that is Mickey Rourke talked to Modern Man about his role in that Immortals shit and the gems just kept slipping out between his roasted salchicha lips. Mickey, who has verbally kicked some of his co-stars in the b-hole before, called most actress "cunts" and then told a very touching story about how his grandmother used to read him a fable bout the mythological figure King Cock (that's how I'm taking that quote). Open your eyes wide like you do when you stare at Mickey's bag of prune balls bulge and take in all of these quotes:
You visited a Russian prison to prepare for your role in Iron Man 2. How did you prepare to play an ancient Greek Titan king for Immortals?
I showed up. The director spent three years working on the overall look of the film and that really helped. They paid me a lot of money for a few days of work so I was happy to go. It’s just a shame I didn’t get to work with the hot blond chick, Isabel Lucas. I also loved Frieda Pinto, but she has a boyfriend. She’s a really nice person and I have great respect for her as an actress — and I think most actresses are cunts with a capital K.So … you had fun on the film?
I am just grateful for any role I have — every day I say, “God, let me not be late for work, so I’m not out of work another 13 years.” When you are out of work that long, your whole life changes; it’s a humiliating, shameful experience. I don’t know if you ever get over it. Hopefully, I can keep my mouth shut because I don’t want to go back to that lonely, dark place. This fucking town is built on envy. They can’t wait to [he raises his middle finger] to your ass.Is there a story in Greek mythology that you especially like?
Did you ever see Johnny FuckHerFaster? It’s a mythology porno about a king named King Cock. I’m kidding. My grandmother used to read me a lot of that stuff to put me to sleep. I have always had insomnia and I loved all the different stories she read.You can come across both as very sensitive and easygoing and as tough and a little scary. What’s the truth?
You’ll have to ask my doctor. I can’t answer that.Well, you definitely have a soft spot for dogs.
Yeah, I miss my dog, Loki, who died after 18 years. The other night, my trainer was eating rack of lamb, and it reminded me how I used to put a piece of lamb in my pocket for her. I have four other dogs, but she was my love.
If only male prison plays paid good money, Mickey would be in a new kind of heaven since he wouldn't have to work with any actresses and he'd get to do all of his kissing scenes with his big ass cellmate wearing a wig made out of a shredded orange jumpsuit. IF ONLY! You know, Mickey is a scabby ass lip that always secretes toxic smegma and working with him is probably about as easy as trying to make out with an alligator snapping turtle, but he's still the piece of lamb to my Loki.
And who does the "K" stand for? Katherine Heigl? Obviously.
Has anyone read Carré Otis'book? She sure paints him as one hell of a prick. The guns and the drugs were pretty scary. I always think about her when I read stuff about him.
the devil may wear Prada, but those are not unisex sunglasses...
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I have always admired Rourke's candor.
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Anyone who loves dogs as much as Ol' Crazy Mickey does is absolutely A-Fucking-OK in my book.
Rock on, Mickey Rourke. I hope you win your Oscar someday.
Claymation face, claymation brain. I think Mickey stole those sunglasses from Dame Edna.
Submitted by Señor Loco on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 2:01pm.
As seen in this commercial he did a while back, Mr. Rourke is indeed one of a kind:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNFWNz5Uc7Y
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Love it!
vega -- that is such a cute story about Lola. Maybe you can call her Lola from the block, much like J. Ho calls herself! Gotta love a pup that can give a great side-eye!
i love him. i rcently read an article that cat eye sunglasses are back in style and i think he read it, too.
love this:
q: how did you prepare for a movie?
mr: i showed up.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 1:43pm.
vega -- is that Lola in your avie? If so, she's beautiful! Bless your heart for taking that beautiful little angel into your home.
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Twat muffin, yes that’s my Lola, she is truly one of a kind. I’m very grateful she found me because she is a big allergy dog and I swear I have been to the vet so many times this year can’t imagine if someone else had found her and couldn’t take care of her properly. I have this inside joke that when she starts getting crazy with our other dogs, I say to my roommate leave her alone, its cus she’s from the streets, and we crack up. I got her a brother and she just keeps giving him the side eye that even Zahara would be proud.
This guy is a motorcycle crash shy of Gary Busey.
babybunny -- OMG, that story about Loki is so touching, I didn't know Mickey was that down & out. I wouldn't have survived all these years without the love of various pets I've had -- I understand. I miss my baby girl that died 4 years ago, but now I have a crabby little kitty to look after. I'm childless, so having something to care for gives me a sense of purpose.
LOVE and ADORE Mickey for three things 1) our birfdays are on the same day 2) he kind of shuns the Hollywood attitude and 3) he loves animals more than people. I ADORE my doggie, and value her time and presence more than any human I have ever known...and many people may not know that Loki saved Mickey's life. He was suicidal, hiding in a closet, and Loki came looked at him, and Mickey said, oh shit, I can't leave Loki, she will be alone, or something to that effect. In actuality she probably gave him a major puppy side eye...(a combination of disgust and pity that my doggie has been known to do at times to me), but that look probably said "hey asshole, I am not going to start rummaging for food in garbage cans, so get your shit together and keep on living and bringing in da bucks"....love him...he deserved an Oscar and I am glad he took the detours he took, cause he truly is one of a kind.
As seen in this commercial he did a while back, Mr. Rourke is indeed one of a kind:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNFWNz5Uc7Y
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:30pm.
Yikes! I missed the transition from "sizemeat homosexuals with pics" posts to kiddie porn. It's amazing how quickly things get crazy around here.
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There was a post a few weeks ago about some popular TV chef being arrested for downloading child porn, with some children in it being as young as toddlers. Mrs.PC said that that pedophile pervert wasn't a criminal, but the real criminals were police officers who arrested that pedophile, because of his Constitutional right to watch child porn! And he went on and on trying to prove that NOTHING IS WRONG WITH WATCHING AND DOWNLOADING CHILD PORN!
Submitted by Meatblocks on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:14pm.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 11:26am.
Is Mickey a 100% str8 tuna-tasting fish-fucker?
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Oh seriously fuck off, Jame Gumb! It's not our fault your Daddy wouldn't accept you and Mom rejected you! There is a place for everyone, love, and yours is down a well.
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Jame Gumb, LMFAO.
vega -- is that Lola in your avie? If so, she's beautiful! Bless your heart for taking that beautiful little angel into your home.
Like so many have said, I can't hate on Mickey too much. Yeah, he's delusional when it comes to chicks, but he loves his puppehs and I'm okay with that. He also sounds grateful to have a great-paying job, unlike many others in Hollyweird. Too bad he messed with his face, though; he was so cute back in the day.
Mickey entertains me to no end and I love that he's an asshole and is specific when he likes (or hates) someone. Most actresses ARE cunts! (He said he liked Freida Pinto to be clear.) Male actors, too, but he is a man so he is speaking from that point of view. Men treat women a certain way and just the same, many women treat men badly especially when they're beautiful and in the fame biz. I think that's where he's coming from on that topic.
The fact that he always goes on about his dogs- I can never hate this guy. I understand people who connect to animals more than humans and it warms my heart.
It's boring when actors are generic looking or too perfect. He's doing right well as a character actor.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:28pm.
I remember that thread, that got pretty weird. Is this the same person that constantly rambles on and on about how men are the leaders of society and women are objects blah blah or is that another person?
Submitted by Bizzarelife on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 10:51am.
My mom said she never sees him come to the retirement home where his mother currently resides.
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I dunno. This week's episode of Hoarders has convinced me that it's OK to never speak to toxic family even if it's your mama.
You don't know their history.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
I dont think he's being a cunt, I believe that he is bat-shit crazeeeeeeee!
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 11:26am.
Is Mickey a 100% str8 tuna-tasting fish-fucker?
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It's still 2011 and you're still a fucking asshole. I'm betting there are zero reflective surfaces in your house and that you removed all of the mirrors in your car.
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Mickey is good to his pets and other animals and that makes him good people.
Whoa. Why all the hate for Mrs. Patrick Campbell all of a sudden? She's been writing that way since she started on this site.
You gotta be kidding. Calling that thing a 'she' would be a big compliment. Go to datalounge and read what that shit eater is spouting off about. I wish its mother would have done us all a favor and aborted that mess.
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Yikes! I missed the transition from "sizemeat homosexuals with pics" posts to kiddie porn. It's amazing how quickly things get crazy around here.
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I judge the human race, maybe not rationally, by their love and commitment to those less fortunate. Mr. Rourke has proven to me by his devotion to giving homes and life time commitments to shelter dogs that he is a true human being and not worthy of stupid assinine comments about his 60 year old looks.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 12:18pm.
Whoa. Why all the hate for Mrs. Patrick Campbell all of a sudden? She's been writing that way since she started on this site.
(I've got a soft place in my heart for most of the Dlisted performance artists)
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Long story that isn't worth getting into but this creep advocated the watching or reading/looking at child porn, if there was no action taken on an actual child. So he downloads (I don't know if he does but he belives it's fine to do so and I get the feeling he does) child porn and watches it but since he doesn't ever touch a child, he believes he commits no crime.
I will call his Pedo ass out every time he posts since. Yeah, he was cute for 5 minutes but his schtick turned into several NAMBLA rants in a post a few weeks ago and sickened nearly everyone who read it. He suddenly got angry at people who said the viewing and distribution of child porn was wrong and his true self came out. It was actually interesting to see him leave his MPC persona due to his anger, and emerge as his actual self.
He also covers his misogyistic , truly woman hating bullshit by trying to look funny. Everytime he writes, I know he's got kiddie porn beside him and it's beyond vile.
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Whoa. Why all the hate for Mrs. Patrick Campbell all of a sudden? She's been writing that way since she started on this site.
(I've got a soft place in my heart for most of the Dlisted performance artists)
I read all the shit Mickey Rourke said and thought "what the fuck did I just read?"
Then I come into this thread and read the comments and think..
"what the fuck did I just read?"
Come on guys, Thanksgiving is tomorrow. Have a drink or twelve!
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 11:26am.
Is Mickey a 100% str8 tuna-tasting fish-fucker?
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Oh seriously fuck off, Jame Gumb! It's not our fault your Daddy wouldn't accept you and Mom rejected you! There is a place for everyone, love, and yours is down a well.
worse yet, if, that one ("mpc") is a pedophile's champion if not an all-out pedophile itself.
it says that child pornography is it's right to look at and that the government is infringing on it's freedom of speech and other inalienable rights when they make it a criminal matter.
-and in no way am i exaggerating what it said.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWmetGC6tyk&feature=related
Is Mickey a 100% str8 tuna-tasting fish-fucker?
I see the datalounge troll is at it again. Fuck off, fag. Go eat a trick's shit hole out.
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IF, hahahahahaha
Jeepster, I can only think of 1 case where it was okay to hit a woman. *side eyes THE TROLL of Dlisted*
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Stir It Up, got to break it up now
When I think about tomorrow -Ooh I can't wait to
Stir It Up, got to shake it up now
If I have to beg or borrow, I'm not gonna take it anymore
LMAO fury.
He is a freak, but I like him that way.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
We all lose our looks/youth eventually. He hasn't figured that he lost his long ago.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 11:26am.
Is Mickey a 100% str8 tuna-tasting fish-fucker?
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Oh seriously fuck off, Jame Gumb! It's not our fault your Daddy wouldn't accept you and Mom rejected you! There is a place for everyone, love, and yours is down a well.
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Dark-sided!
Bwahahahahaha totally politically incorrect. I love it.
Is Mickey a 100% str8 tuna-tasting fish-fucker?
Poor guy. He's a mess, but at least he's honest. We share the same birthday. I'm not that much of a mess yet, but one thing I am is honest, sometimes to a fault.
I Like Mickey too - Loved him in "Diner" - but the problem with women - Jeebus - there is a real issue deep down - and he has been know to throw a fist or two at his women.....which is NEVER acceptable.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
"i showed up"
so refreshing after the heroin heroine's "other artists" needle-squeezin' quote.
a job.
-damn skippy. tell it plain and honest. it's work -not work "of art" ... the art part belongs to the production crew, not the overpaid idiots repeating lines.
mickey just went up 10,000 levels in my book.
he looks muthafuckin ridiculous but it's his choice.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWmetGC6tyk&feature=related
Like pretty much every older man, he doesn't want to acknowledge that he's not attractive to younger women. Read the memo, you old cunt.
vega, no...I got it off some website years ago....it has always been my avie. I have never changed it- it just shows the class of the Hilton Sisters, so I don't have the heart to change it, out respect for Class.
lmao
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LOL, is that who that is? It all makes sense now.
I swear this is the same pic that was on their wall. I wish it was still there and I’d take a pic and send it to ya, but no they just had to remodel so it’s no longer there, damn it.
vega, no...I got it off some website years ago....it has always been my avie. I have never changed it- it just shows the class of the Hilton Sisters, so I don't have the heart to change it, out respect for Class.
lmao
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Stir It Up, got to break it up now
When I think about tomorrow -Ooh I can't wait to
Stir It Up, got to shake it up now
If I have to beg or borrow, I'm not gonna take it anymore
Ahh, I have a soft spot for anyone who loves the doggies. I feel that way about my little Lola; she is the love of my life. I found the poor thing on the streets with her hair all matted.
And parissucksliterally, I have been meaning to ask you this FOREVER, but did you take that picture (your profile pic) at PCL in old town Scottsdale? That looks just like the pic that used to be on their wall.
what beautiful words! what eloquent speech! such a way with the art of language. a linguist to be sure.
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"They can’t wait to [he raises his middle finger] to your ass."
This would make a great signature!
UBF, I saw that pic and cracked up! G-D FORBID my back looked like that! *barfs*
Dog....hahahhaha
Angel.....awwwww- thanks!!!!!
okay, I am going to get yelled at soon, because I am ALWAYS calling attention to myself here. I am the ONLY ONE who talks about herself here you know. NO ONE else EVER brings things up about their lives here. EVER.
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Stir It Up, got to break it up now
When I think about tomorrow -Ooh I can't wait to
Stir It Up, got to shake it up now
If I have to beg or borrow, I'm not gonna take it anymore
OMFG! Look at this mess! I'd be madder than fish grease at this sh*t!
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/11/23/black-goo-disables-hundreds-of-vehi...
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My Mom has met his mother. You would think with all his "I am so real" crap, that he would actually visit her. My mom said she never sees him come to the retirement home where his mother currently resides.
Random comment, yes, but it makes me think of it.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 10:44am.
.... I got offered a job for a LOT of $$, told my bosses about it, and they COUNTERED!
Congrats hunny!
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