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No, this is not the creature that bloomed out when someone watered one of Snooki's bump-its with the blood of Pennywise. This is Melissa McCarthy from Mike & Molly, Glimore Girls and Bridesmaids working a pair of Down Jones eyebrows and widow's peak lipstick as Divine in Pink Flamingos for Entertainment Weekly. This is just a whole lot of Xtravaganzaaaaa in red latex and a whole lot of YES!!!!

I really hope that whoever watches Mike & Molly sees this, Googles "Divine" and then watches all of the classic dog shit eating scene. Because the Mike & Molly audience really needs more of "Divine eating dog shit in Pink Flamingos" in their lives. That shit (literally, this time) will give them something to talk about over a meatloaf dinner.

And here's another shot co-starring Pandora Boxx and Mimi Imfurst from RuPaul's Drag Race:

First Angelyne and then this? The glamour trifecta must be completed, so excuse me while I refresh the photo agency websites and hope that pictures of Shauna Sand teasing Courtney Stodden's meth weave with a neon pink comb come up. I'm knocking a piece of wood with my crossed fingers while throwing a four leaf clover over my shoulder. Or however the fuck the superstition goes.

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Glamour • Melissa McCarthy

Submitted by Karen Flatts on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 7:13pm.

Submitted by MeowMeow on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 7:47pm.

Love the boobs. Love the curves. Go Melissa. My fat ass could never pull off red leather.
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Neither could she-- the stylist had to use a can of lard and a shoehorn to get that thing removed.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt

Submitted by bambam on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 7:10pm.

Aw c'mon Bjork, there's enough of her for both of us. Take one boob and I'll take the other. What do you like on your nipples, maple syrup or jelly?

Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 7:10pm.

Fat ain't fit.

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"okayyy lets not make a goddess out of Maria Shiver now. It's from her bitch face that she is a cunt." - cuntwhore (2011-08-08)

Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 7:12pm.

Anybody else having server errors?

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"okayyy lets not make a goddess out of Maria Shiver now. It's from her bitch face that she is a cunt." - cuntwhore (2011-08-08)

Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 7:09pm.

Don't start hailing three-tonne Annies, now.

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"okayyy lets not make a goddess out of Maria Shiver now. It's from her bitch face that she is a cunt." - cuntwhore (2011-08-08)

Submitted by Cognitive Dissonance on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 7:08pm.

Why does she have to be a "Villain" cartoon though?

Why does every slightly or even enormously overweight person have to play either a nemesis typecast evil this or that or a pathetic loser?

Plus size is NOT a MINUS.

Dear God, Please keep the weight on my hips, the chicken wings on my hips and the deep fried everything on my lips

Fat is beautiful...TOO.

Submitted by cripbabe on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 7:07pm.

FIIIIIIIIIIERCE!! That bitch is werkin', but quick, call in Teresa Caputo, she's the only one that could tell us if the Divine one approves!!

Submitted by Cake666 on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 7:05pm.

Awesome, good actress go curves.

B!i!i!iD~
For your health.

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 7:05pm.

wow. I thought was Leah Remini, after letting herself go, from getting booted off of the Vagiew.

Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 7:04pm.

Submitted by bambam on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 8:29pm.
Oh. I'm in love, love me a fat curvy girl. Go cowgirl on me all night long. She's cousins with Jenny McCarthy donchaknow, funny runs in the family.

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And she's funny, too. Okay, bam, I think that I'll leave you and Missy alone now...

Submitted by bambam on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 6:59pm.

Oh. I'm in love, love me a fat curvy girl. Go cowgirl on me all night long. She's cousins with Jenny McCarthy donchaknow, funny runs in the family.

Submitted by MeowMeow on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 6:59pm.

I think Melissa is really pretty in real life. Wish they'd posed her in a more attractive way.

Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 6:51pm.

catholicschoolgirl, where are you??????

Submitted by Spoiled on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 6:50pm.

Submitted by femguide - I didn't know she had such bodacious boobs..."

Wow! Me either. She puts Chi-Chi Hendricks to shame!

Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 6:50pm.

The makeup's a bit over the top, but otherwise I actually think she looks good.

Some people need to get over the fact that not all bodies come in a size 0. And that fat people are fully human, have lives, are sexual, and all the other stuff that humans do without it being wrong or disgusting in any way.

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"I bet Michael Lohan's sperm comes out of his peen yelling screaming and pissed off at the world, all the sperms are getting into fights with each other about who gets to swim where and shit." -- Whamo

Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 6:50pm.

Submitted by mike on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 8:15pm.
I've never seen Pink Flamingos, but Divine was hilarious in Female Troubles.

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Indeed, indeed, excellent movie. Thanks for the clips.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c-mIXVMtFI&feature=related

Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 6:48pm.

Divine wasn't that fat and was a brilliant actress. Witness the look she gives Miss Prissy for reporting her eating a meatball sandwich in class.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glbG2TpERc0

Submitted by mike on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 6:45pm.

I've never seen Pink Flamingos, but Divine was hilarious in Female Troubles. Two good scenes below:

"those awful, cheap girls!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMM_uHyJxyg&feature=youtube_gdata_player

"...not on Christmas, not on Christmas..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDie8goaBDU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 6:45pm.

I think this bitch is funny. She knows how to have a good time, can not give a fuck without being an asshole, and can act.

Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 6:44pm.

Nicole Richie in her whale days.

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"okayyy lets not make a goddess out of Maria Shiver now. It's from her bitch face that she is a cunt." - cuntwhore (2011-08-08)

Submitted by force noir on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 6:43pm.

This is really fucking amazing! Love it. And yes, folks need to see Pink Flamingos--it's pitch perfect and right up DListed's whizway:).
Speaking of John Waters, has anyone else heard his commentary on the dvd of Mommie Dearest? Absolutely hilarious.

"I got your number, hussy." --Ms. Dionne Warwick

Submitted by femguide on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 6:37pm.

I didn't know she had such bodacious boobs. She's funny. I'm so glad she's getting props. She has another movie coming up about steal a trophy or something.

** http://feministguidetohollywood.blogspot.com **

Submitted by Jintess on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 6:35pm.

*raises hand*

Pretty telling that there is immediately one fat entertainer we think of ;)

Skanks in Hollywood need to EAT

Submitted by NovaNightly on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 6:34pm.

I love drag queens...but not women who dress up like them. lol...Although I will say she has some kickin curves for a big girl. ;-)

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Submitted by LunaChick on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 6:34pm.

I love Divine and Melissa - this picture rocks.

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Submitted by mbar on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 6:32pm.

Melissa McCarthy, dat's mah bitch.