Brit Brit In Britain
While chewing on a piece of Velveeta gum and holding paws with her man friend Billy Bob Merlotte, Brit Brit yawled into London today to shoot her video for Criminal before going off to Russia to put the thrill into audiences with her world-renowned mouth moving act that Lambchop ain't got shit on.
The last time Brit Brit was in the UK, Customs quarantined her Cujo weave for 6 months and it broke her medicated spirit, because her head was forced to take a weave of absence (I don't know what that means, but I really wanted to use "weave of absence" in a sentence.) But this time around, the Afghan Hound ear on the top of her head got all of its vaccinations, cleared Customs and was allowed into the country. Tanks Jeebus H Krissy!!!
And I appreciate that Brit is paying homage to the late and great Jeannie Bice by wearing a Quacker Factory buttoned t-shirt with wings (that's what Brit Brit calls it).
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Thumbnail 7...it's like her minders are so afraid of her going bat shit crazy in public they took her to Madame Tussards and told her to look just like that...like her damned wax figure every time she's out in public.
I thought she was carrying around her flight ticket in her pocket until I saw that mess had tabs on the sleeves as well. Why can't this girl ever wear clothes that fit? Still a fucking ugly mess with bleached out hair.
deucenoir: lucid? yes, for now. *chuckle*
They both look good but really, we all know she's off. Good luck to them.
does she ever NOT have gum in her mouth? Geese! evvery picture is, "Hey, yall!!!" smack,smack, big teeth, mouth open, gum stuck to her back teeth
@impertinant vixon
Please respond because I'm concerned.
I just wrote you the longest epistle and it somehow deleted. Somehow the section to Bexicle survived. I will try again later after some others have gotten a chance to write since my posts are hogging it all. I'm pissed off my post is gone. You are the first person to be concerned about me after the zillions of posts I've put on different sites. I was the happiest person you'd know before I came here. Told my Mother I didn't think I should have to die because of this place and was told "You have to do what you have to do" Now she is British and completly uncaring. I'm starting understand that the Brits have this "Just get over it and stiff upper lip" attitude but still I want to move over there. Esp. England. I just feel that if they had never left the UK I would have fit in. Even as a young kid and the school shrinks would call my p's in for a talk. They were told that I wouldn't survive the US with the harsh British upbringing I had when I was mixing with American kids that are basically in control of their parents.
Dlisted is gonna kick me off. Maybe we can exchange emails and @Bexicle, you too. If you have questions to be answered. JMO of course.
Thanx "impertinant vixon" You can see by my posts I am a unrepairable stressed out wreck. Thanks for the love.
How did my old post get to the top of the que? Weird. Sorry about that.
And@Bexicle!!!!You would have to be right out of your mind to move here. The old man across the road's wife died. He's about 90 or so. He walked next door to get the nurse who lives there to stay while the police arrived and she refused.So he came over to my house. Also the day before I went in for a hysterectomy a group of 4 young 20's crashed their BMW right in the road in front of my house. Three of them died and you got it. I was the only one on the scene while all the rest of the neighbours kept a far distance staring and gossiping. I rang the front gate(My neighborhood is gated)just be be told kids will be kids. Finally the cops showed up 20 mins later. Don't be fooled that there is some sort of southern hospitality here. I'm the new one to this particualr place and they can't say hi so I do and I get these "Do I know you" evil faced comments. Now I just found out that me moving over here to get away from Louisiana that most of my neighbourhood is from that place. Can't get away from it. Husband won't leave it. And he's from Michigan so how he got hooked I don't know. He insits he hates it here.
I could go on and on for pages about what I've been through here. The results of my stay here have damaged me for life.
Now Tenn. might be ok. I was there for a concert and when I got hurt they were all very helpful but I've heard there is a ton of crime there as well. In fact, a cop was shot in the parking lot of our hotel that night and it was an expensive hotel in Memphis. Maybe you'd enjoy Nashville. I had a nice visit there.
Do you really feel that badly living in Britain?
Do tell as myself and @inpertinant vixon would LOVE to hear your story.
aww, she looks cute, happy, and pretty lucid, so I won't hate on the goofy outfit.
I've always had a mysterious soft spot for her, even tho I'm no fan of that cheezy pop/auto tuned style music she churns out. I wish her happiness and health, I feel like she needs whatever she can get.
Some of you guys are pretty damn mean! She's cute as a button!
I think she looks great - better than she has in years...
CLOSE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! JESUS!
Wow she looks amazing what a difference a couple years makes
he look fiiiine...
Britney looks genuinely happy and she's still killing it on the charts, so I'm happy for her. I don't know too much about this dude she's dating, though. What's the rap sheet on him?
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Bexicle, that's Seen around London whose hubs and she moved to the US. I'm a natural-born USA-ian who wants to visit desperately anywhere in England.
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You must forgive my curiosity, madam, and open your knees.
Mickey Holland -- thanks, hon, and a big *hug* for you!!!
Bjork You -- thanks, sweeties, but I don't even want to acknowledge the person. I'm a lovah, not a fightah, and don't want any shit stirred up. I know you guys have my back. *hug*
ImpertinentVixen
What field of work gave you and your Husband the chance to move to the US?
I worked in MS and visited Loui, on a student Visa. The houses with land, hot weather and rural lifestyle is a million miles away from the shittiness of monotonous cold and angry Britain. At least in the South people have a sense of old style graciousness and manners. In Britain people wouldn't so much step over your lifeless body in the street.
If it wasn't for the fact that there are NO jobs in the South I'd move there in a flash. Tennessee seems like the only viable place there right now. I'd love to live there.
How did you get to move there, I am intrigued!?
You can see the Cheeto in her mouth.
Her shirt is too small--the buttons are holding on for dear life. And the outfit is not attractive, but she's never been a great dresser. All that said, she looks happy and hopefully she IS happy and I also wish her the best.
Submitted by tojo on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 1:34am.
I wish her all of the luck in the world... I'd much rather see a Britney post over a KardASSian post any day...
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me too. i like Brit. yeah, she's a simpleton but that makes me root for her.
Submitted by Seen around London on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 8:21pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen
It makes me stabby to think this ignorant swamp whore gets to be in London, where I will probably never go but sooooo very much want to. Shitney probably thinks England exports English muffins.
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And to think that I am from Britain and now live not to far from Britney's house in Kentwood Louisiana. I am talking the real red neck not just Kid Rock. The real thing. She looks happy in those photos as I did whilst I lived over there. See how Britney had that nervous breakdown or whatever it was. Well living here has done exactly the same to me living here. I didn't shave my hair.But this place makes a person from the UK very paranoid with the agression and they have guns. The mayor of new orleans was on the telly today just bitching about all the murders and what are we going to do about it. We are loosing this city. Um Hello. How about some rules.
Now I can't afford to move from this place as we stuck a ton of money into a house in the middle of the wilderness.
So Inpertanent Vixon if you ever want to pop over to England. I will deffinately be your travel companion and when we never come back we will be smiling like Britney is. Just look how relaxed she is.
It's killing me living here. Actually in all honesty it killed my friend. She pretty much died of a broken life moving to this place and I'm to blame I encouraged her when my husband got transferred here. This is all my fualt.
Thanx for reading peeps. I'm really feeling low right now. Or should I say extrememly trapped.
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Sweetie, let me say, do not blame yourself for what someone else did. You had no way to know. Frankly, if someone encouraged me to move to England, and my husband could get a job there, I probably would do it too. You only live once, you know? You regret the things you don't do more than the ones you do, I think. Your friend was more than likely broken and sick before you ever made your suggestion.
I realize you are be in the backwater of Louisiana but there must be resources. Is your husband supportive? That makes a difference. Please get help and don't feel so alone.
Please respond because I'm concerned.
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You must forgive my curiosity, madam, and open your knees.
I am convinced that she has toe fungus!! Which is why she NEVER shows her toes. She got it from walking in that rest stop bathroom with no shoes all those years ago.
She looks far more put together and with it than she has in a while.
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Brit Brit doesn't actually look like a George Romero extra here. There is actual LIFE behind those eyes, good for her!
what in tarnation is she wearing? What's that tag on her shirt her cuckoo farm inmate # perhaps?
I keed I keed, it's good to see that there is life back in her eyes and she never did have any fashion sense, bless her heart, so she gets a pass.
Dudes used to think she was the hottest girl on the planet lmao
Hysteria - Brit Brits teeth are not fake chicklets, they are real teeth you can even see she has a chipped front tooth. Whitened to oblivion but 100% the same teeth she's always had.
Her sister and her mom both have the same fake but real looking smile.
Harpo, who dis woman? So you know i'm either not old enough or i'm too old to keep track of every 70-ies 80-ies whatever hasbeen who cannot adjust to her undisputed decade-long irrelevance.
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You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway
Britney always looks like a fat girl is hiding inside her and just dying to get out (again). As for her "career", she needs to time travel back to 2001 and just stay there.
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Mel Gibson needs an enema.
I am so glad to see her smiling, and even have some light in her eyes- not the usual black hole. And she doesn't look that bad- that's how English people dress every single day and are considered stylish.
Her boyfriend on the other hand.....well, he just reminds me of one of those pervy paedo uncles that always undress's you with his eyes whilst playing pocket football.
I wish her all of the luck in the world... I'd much rather see a Britney post over a KardASSian post any day...
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He looks like a douche
whatever the cause, she's smiling under duress and these pics are fucked up ... and buddy boy looks like he's been up to no good.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
"Billy Bob Merlotte." Heheheheh - that about sums him up (well, that and the fact that he's her MINDER).
I think those raggedy ass Neil Young boots are the worst part of Cheeto's outfit. Hey, she looks kinda like a Flamin' Hot Cheeto, actually.
I think she looks healthy and happy. I'm not a fan of the outfit, but my biggest complaint is that she needs a more supportive bra. You've had two babies, honey. Most of us don't escape that unscathed in the booby department. Hoist those suckers up to where they used to be. It takes 10 pounds off your frame, easy.
it's good to see a smile on her face! she looks great.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Holy Fucksticks Lady! When you go overseas can you not dress like the Retarded Monkey the Zoo handlers threw a bunch of hand me down clothes on.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 7:09pm.
During an entire year I spent all my free time in a room with the curtains closed, crying incessably and trying to come up with a farewell letter that could make my loved ones see that they were in no way to blame for my choices. Subconsciously I had always known that at some point in my life things would have to come to a full stop, given that I'm the queen of denial and repressed emotions. I didn't seek professional help, mainly because I felt that this was something I had to do on my own. Arm chair diagnosis or not, for me it was real and terrifying. Every exit led only to more dark matter, like being stuck in a black hole. What I'd like to say, Twat Muffin, is that even though the dynamics of a depression may very from person to person, there are people out there who understand what you are going through. Don't let people who nitpick about trivialities get under your skin when there's enough going on under there as it is. Keep the faith.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
The problem with having all your teeth capped solid white. Fake-ity fake.
Her mouth looks like Barney the Dinosaur.
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I used to have more sympathy for her until I listened to her reality tapes and interviews. She really did sound like a dumb red neck. She does have a cute ass though.
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If only she'd get a stylist and professional weave person.
she has no taste as far as clothes go, but that ain't news.
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But he's been pretty much yellow, and I've been kind of blue
But all I can see is red, red red red red now
What am I gonna do?
LOL, Bjork
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Ha, ha!!! (That's pretty fucked up.) Is that her in pics #4 and #5? And not only does the guy look shady but also like he KNOWS he's doing shady shit. What if he's Britney's father's lover? Dun dun dun DUN!!!!!
hey bjork!the father and the handler would pull some weekend at bernie's shit if they could,in case of a tragic accident!
Hey athens!
I totally agree.
i don't see happiness here,she is heavily medicated and that handler is a shady motherfucker
Her neck is the size of a tree trunk!
jeez -will ya look at that weave -shes definitely got the librium gleam…
I will say -the boyfriend seems to be a good guy and not some freaking scammer….
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Me, too.
Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 9:20pm.
Anyone remember the episode of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" with the robot girl, and later Buffybot, the robotically happy and obedient version of Buffy? It looks like we've got Britneybot.
GAWD, I miss that show.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Anyone remember the episode of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" with the robot girl, and later Buffybot, the robotically happy and obedient version of Buffy? It looks like we've got Britneybot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hf0JDvMudw
What do pop-star minders make these days? C'mon, nobody really believes them as a couple.