TNT Killed HawthoRNe
BREAKING NEWS: Jada Pinkett Smith had a TV show on TNT called HawthoRNe.
BREAKING NEWS after the BREAKING NEWS from 3 seconds ago: Jada Pinkett Smith no longer has a TV show on TNT called HawthoRNe.
Just days after both Jada Pinkett Smith and Skeletor denied they were licking each other taints in their trailers, TNT announced that HawthoRNe (I can't with that RN shit) has flatlined after three seasons and they aren't reaching for the defibrillator pads.
"TNT truly appreciates the tremendous dedication of everyone involved. The series gave TNT the opportunity to work with many outstanding people, including Jada Pinkett Smith and the rest of the show’s talented cast, crew, producers and writers. We wish everyone involved with HawthoRNe nothing but the best.”
Cut to Xenu playing a victory song on JLo's double bongo ass as she holds up HawthoRN's severed head and cackles. No. I know what happened here. Jada Pinkett Smith knew she had to lose her show or go through another season with hos whispering about how she's screwing the zombie dust out of Skeletor's pinche culito hole. Bitch made the right choice.
And when asked for a comment, Xenu only had this to say:
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Loathe them all
Loathe these 2 poseurs. They think they are the shit. NOT.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
okay, i am embarrassed, but i actually downloaded 3 free episodes of hawthorne to my iphone a few years ago and watched them. i actually liked the show but i never watch tv, only dvds and netflix streaming stuff. hate commercials. i also downloaded a few free eps of gossip girl, and i liked that one too. so im pathetic,i know.
@ Karen Flatts:
Amen. I tried watching it, but 15 minutes in I changed the channel to watch Roseanne instead. That never gets old. I think Jada was great in The Nutty Professor and Set it off. But this mess? No thanks.
Thank Jesus.I fucking TRIED to watch that piece of shit a couple of times, only because it was a rerun after a rerun of The Closer. Whoever said that it was a showcase for Jada's acting "skills" nailed it, because it was all about how fucking brilliant, caring, insightful, strong and loyal she was. Oh, let's not forget that after work she was also sensitive and vulnerable, with a dash of humility, something Jada never tripped over and gave a dirty look to in her life, clearly.
Sometimes the supporting cast can save a show...but I have never in my life seen a more annoying cast of characters assembled in one place. From her "replacement" head nurse when she became ruler of the universe (yeah I watched that episode) to the screeching she-can-be-annoying-but-everybody-loves-her loyal dumb as a box of rocks black haired clown nurse buddy, they were all annoying and unbelievable.
Even Michael Vartan seemed to be experiencing some sort of bi-polar breakdown in every other scene. Is he good, is he bad, is he strong, is he so weak under Jada's power he just can't make a sandwich without her there to tell him he CAN?
God, I hate that show for barely having watched it. It irks me the thing even existed.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
I'm actually a little sad that this show has been cancelled. I like medical dramas...and how will Michael Vartan earn money now?? : (
"I make myself sick, get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure grown up nerd."
-Fatlip (The Pharcyde)
Is this a Scientology thing? First Lea Remini gets sacked from The Talk and now this Jada thing. Katie Holmes tanked in the Kennedy's and who's left. John Travolta agreeing to be in Gotti with Lindsay Lohan?? Is there others I'm not thinking of? What's going on with this?
@Boston61....No, well other than herself probably.
Does anyone actually like Jada? I think she is obnoxious.
Marc Anthony resembles a diseased version of Jimmy Smits.
Submitted by cocoebert on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 3:56pm.
I know Marc Anthony is fugly but he's got sex appeal. It happens. Look at that French bullfrog Serge Gainsbourg. Ugly as sin but was hot as hell
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This.
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I did admittedly watch one episode. It was better than Grey's Anatomy, but that's not saying much.
i thought jada was a scissor sister? there goes my gay/lesbian radar.
I've never seen the show but I really hope Jada and Will continue to have sex...the world needs to know.
Submitted by quickkill on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 4:57pm.
She does have a smug bitch face. She looked a whole lot sweeter "in The Nutty Professor". She looks like Paltrow and Jolie, with their smug bitch faces.
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She looked sweeter and was more pleasant because she was easily 10-15 pounds heavier then. I belive bitch is fucking hungry. Her face has become hardened and she has become bitchy as hell.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
That would be so funny if they really are fucking.
I don't know a lot of lesbians in the flesh, so can someone tell me if the "I have a giant dick" sitting style is just something Jada does or if it's a general thing?
Anyway, I never watched this show and never felt the need to. Maybe she's a great actress, but she has a major bitchface and always looks like she's thinking about all the ways she's better than you. Sort of like a short black version of Fishsticks.
And do they think that that picture will make it look like they're having an affair? The only kind of sex those two would have is the strap-on, Jada ramming Marc kind.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Omg these two. We all know they did the jaded-skeleton. ill. And, wtf was "haWthoRne" about/for? lmao. Stop.
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Sinead's rockin' slore-queen checklist:
I don't care if he is from the planet Zog.
Stubble is a non-negotiable must.
Must be very 'snuggly'. Not just wham-bam.
Must be wham-bam.
Butchy little cuntface.
It's Keanu's Birthday!!
i watched that show, but this last season, it was all about Jada and her acting 'skills'. SHame, because it wasn't a half bad show until she thought it was her own Emmy reel.
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still...TEAM VINCE BITCHES
She does have a smug bitch face. She looked a whole lot sweeter "in The Nutty Professor". She looks like Paltrow and Jolie, with their smug bitch faces.
It is no secret in Hollywood that the show only continued to exist because Will was sinking money into it. There is no way it would have been greenlit to begin with without the financing and connections of Will.
Submitted by cocoebert on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 3:56pm.
I know Marc Anthony is fugly but he's got sex appeal
I agree there are people who are fugly but hot, but I do NOT think Marc Anthony is one of them...at all. I guess for me it is the ugly face on top of the tiny little skinny body that I find to be such a turn off. Vinny Jones is ugly but I'd hit it LOL
I heard of this show only because it was supposed to take place in Richmond, my hometown. But my tiny mind can only deal with one medical show, House. Plus I really hate JPS.
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"Bitch, stop. We're not a family of Martha Fucking Stewarts."
I know Marc Anthony is fugly but he's got sex appeal. It happens. Look at that French bullfrog Serge Gainsbourg. Ugly as sin but was hot as hell.
These two are ugly and a half. Oh and HawthoRNe what??? Never heard of that shit show.
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I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
~Mitch Hedberg
Skeletor can act. And I still love Jada in "Set It Off." The show was stinky, man, just plain stinky. Didactic, humourless, flat, and repetitive.
Did Jada miss the lesson on sitting like a lady in charm scool? I think I watched this show once and never again. Boring as sh!t. And Marc Anthony looks like a high, gay art teacher. Does he really act?
Shed no tears for Mz Ladyboy: she may lose that paycheck, but her real payday is a 'comin' once the lawyers come up with an agreement on the divorce. $$$
I was never even tempted to watch this shit, so I give this news a non chalant shrug. Although this mean that Jada will have more time for her rock band "Wicked Wisdom".
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
Ugh, I can't with that smug bitch (Jada, to be more specific). And the way she insists on sitting with her lega apart gives me the voms. Is that old-fashioned of me? I think I'm turning into my mother.
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
I never saw the show seemed really similar to Nurse Jackie which debuted around the same time.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 2:49pm.
Who wants to see these two together on tv??
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No one. That is why they canceled it, haha!
Oh how I long for the days when I was a child watching Mr. Roper being suspicious of Jack with his homosexual overtones just to trick him into thinking he was gay. *sigh*
Its so ridiculous that her PR people thought for 1 second the public would believe Jada had an affair with a man.
Jada and Will's homosexuality is Hollywood's WORST kept secrect.
Skeletor is free now to get a role on AMC's The Walking Dead. He'll fit right in.
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"So if u don't like 'the difficult brown'.. Don't apply" - Sinead O'Connor
I've never understood how or why women find the Anthony guy attractive. I get a child toucher vibe from him. I think it's the dead eyes.
This had vanity project funded by the Smith's millions written allover it so that Jada could pretend she had a career...I am surprised it lasted 3 seasons...but to get canceled on basic cable your ratings have to be total SHIT. I watched a few episodes and it was DREADFUL...but I am biased because I don't like E.R. type shows and don't like Jada at all...Skeletor acting was the nail in that coffin. R.I.P.
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"So if u don't like 'the difficult brown'.. Don't apply" - Sinead O'Connor
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 3:02pm.
Seriously, when"HawthoRNe" debuted last summer, all the gals in the house, even Evil Digby,* sat around to watch it. It aired right after "The Closer," so everyone was in a women-kick-butt!!! mood. We all really tried to give it a chance. A vote was taken: change the channel, STAT. I even tried watching it a few times after, and she just reminded me of some pain in the ass at work that I didn't want to watch while relaxing on my sofa.
*Well, really he was sleeping in my lap, but I"m counting him in anyway.
Oh and I watched Hawthorne, from the beginning.
I actually think it's a good show.
All of Mark Consuelos's brown has rubbed off on Kelly Ripa. Which raises the question...
Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 3:00pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 2:49pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 2:44pm.
It seems that I am, so far, out of the 8 or 10 comments I've read so far, the only dlister who can speak authoritatively on "Hawthorne." The rest of you are talking out of your buttholes.
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THAT'S NOT NICE! SAY YOU'RE SORRY!
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Sawwwwwry. "HawthoRNe" was an excellent show, depicting the trials and tribulations of a STRONG woman of colour nurse trying to balance work and family and love while maintaining her dignity and sanity.
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Yes, Bjork, but after all that, it was still a fake show starring J.P.S. who is a total fake asshole.
Isn't that what really matters?!
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Dark-sided!
Cereal Q: is Skeletor a manorexic?
Wait
What?
I thought one of the issues skullboy had with J-lo was that he didn't want his kids raised Scientology style.
And I cannot imagine those 2 together. At.All.
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 2:49pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 2:44pm.
It seems that I am, so far, out of the 8 or 10 comments I've read so far, the only dlister who can speak authoritatively on "Hawthorne." The rest of you are talking out of your buttholes.
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THAT'S NOT NICE! SAY YOU'RE SORRY!
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Sawwwwwry. "HawthoRNe" was an excellent show, depicting the trials and tribulations of a STRONG woman of colour nurse trying to balance work and family and love while maintaining her dignity and sanity.
I totally could have called Zenu's comment.
First George Lopez, the Jada Pinkett Smith.
Yet, Conan is still on.
I think we can all read between those lines.
dead looking people should not be on t.v. anyhow...and for you Skeletor...you need to get a blood transfusion...both look like shit and I watch t.v. not to have to look at fug...I get enough of that every day.
That sucks for all the people who were employed on that show.
Also I had no idea the show had been on that long.
C'est la vie.
Oh well. It's not like we needed another hospital drama.
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It's not that serious.
Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 2:44pm.
It seems that I am, so far, out of the 8 or 10 comments I've read so far, the only dlister who can speak authoritatively on "Hawthorne." The rest of you are talking out of your buttholes.
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THAT'S NOT NICE! SAY YOU'RE SORRY!
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Dark-sided!
And Marc Anthony looks like he needs a stem cell transplant. Lol
Who wants to see these two together on tv??
Never watched it. But when did this ho develop permanent smug butch dyke face?? I don't remember her looking so damn bitchy years ago. I guess that was before Xenu sucked her soul outta her arsehole...