Wednesday, August 24th 2011

Open Post: Hosted By Michael Fassbender In Drag


Sometimes it's just the little things in life and today's little thing in life is seeing Michael Ass Bender as the drag baby of Miss Coco Peru and Edina Monsoon in a cut scene from X-Men: First Ass. In the deleted scene, Professor X shows Zoe Kravitz that he has mutant powers by turning Magneto into a fuck me boots-wearing Dragneto in a Ginger Grant wig.

Cutting this scene is like cutting off a kitten's whiskers, but we all know why this ended up on the floor. That ice cold cunt queen January Jones just couldn't handle a hot-blooded tramp looking sessier in a pair of go-go boots than her. January took the director Matthew Vaughn aside, performed the freezer burned version of Glenn Close's "I Will Not Be Ignored" scene from Fatal Attraction before threatening to boil his wife's rabbit coat if he didn't put the scissors on Dragneto. So he did. I swear, January Jones hates children, human teddy bears AND Dragneto!

January has to know that Dragneto will always looks better than her, and if she doesn't, she needs to take a nap and wake up, baby! This queen knows what I'm talking about:

via Entertainment Weekly (Thanks Jacob)

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WTFOMGLOL's picture

I LOVE LOVE LOVE NEW ORLEANS !!!!!

that is all.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

well, folks... there's "Outer Limits", "Highway Patrol", "Sea Hunt"(Lloyd Bridges, woo-hoo!!), "Patty Duke", and "Mr. Ed" episodes to be watched... some things can't be skipped!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9whehyybLqU

see ya all later!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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oh, jeebus... random cd changer sometimes kicks one in the butt...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWDaHj2NdSE

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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and since we are celebrating today again because every day is a celebration,
http://youtu.be/EluslqfAnzo

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Submitted by from athens on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 1:45am.

your intervening is duly noted, and accepted... lovely!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cMVkwtLfMM

what?... my head's a bit off right now... must be the crystal meth.... i'm kidding!!LOL!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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i have to intervene with this
http://youtu.be/x8J62WqWKVw

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

see ya, Bjork and WRG!

be good, be dandy, but don't be too good and dandy!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

I think I am finally tired enough to get some sleep. Goodnight all. See you tomorrow.

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Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 1:21am.

oooh!... Rebecca De Mornay with "daddy issues"?!... 'scuse me... gotta go to Netflix for a completely unrelated reason!... heeeheee!!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 12:56am.
Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 12:50am.

if i'm correct in viewing this... it's even got the skeevy guy from "Ghost" in it!... the guy that was hitting on Demi Moore after her hub died in that flick.... he's still got poodle hair in this one, so... yep... this is late night t.v. at it's finest!LOL!

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My dear Sir, you are referring to the great Tony Goldwyn. And you are a mere two steps away from "Never Talk to Strangers" territory, compelling drama about a "young" woman (Rebecca de Mornay), with daddy issues (of course) who meets a dark, handsome, mysterious stranger (Antonio Banderas) who lives in a huge loft (of course) that has a chain link fence in it solely for the purpose of pinning his sexual conquest against it. Of course he turns out to be psycho. Or does he? Who cares.

This is all you need to see and know (and hear). I fucking DARE you to watch this clip all the way through:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2537093/rebecca_demornay_sex_scene_from_mo...

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Okay, I gotta make myself crash.

Night, night ESE and Mickey.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

i don't know, folks... call me an idiot(you won't be the first one!) but... every time i see it pop up i just wanna pinch the cheeks, ruffle the sunglasses, and give a big ol smooch right on the Mickey's bovine nose... what?... i'm being honest here!... don't come between me and my bovine love!LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZjavMEeXF4

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 1:06am.

I get your drift, but she's more likely a little bit of extra with some posing on the side.

Bonne nuit! Je suis crevé.

Since I've Been Loving You

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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 1:00am.

"Vicky Silvstedt still gets invited to fancy weddings."

Yes, that's true, but I wouldn't put it past her to be the Shauna Sand of modelling. Posing with a little bit of extra on the side, if you catch my drift.

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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."

Mahatma Gandhi

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 12:37am.
Apparently, aging makes for desperate models.

Vicky Silvstedt still gets invited to fancy weddings. :)

Since I've Been Loving You

I think becky bailed on us a while back. I think it's time to stick a fork in me.

You all have a good night/morning.

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"Your ignorance makes me ill and angry. Your savageness...must...end."

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Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 12:50am.

if i'm correct in viewing this... it's even got the skeevy guy from "Ghost" in it!... the guy that was hitting on Demi Moore after her hub died in that flick.... he's still got poodle hair in this one, so... yep... this is late night t.v. at it's finest!LOL!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 12:38am.
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 12:31am.

heehee... i think that i'm watching the same thing as you... it's called "Traces of Red"... it's shitastic!!

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Too bad the Oscars only had five slots for Best Picture back then. Surely "Howard's End" should have been bumped to include this.

I've noticed that models seem to be attracted to race car drivers. Nikki Taylor married a race car driver. Jeff Gordon's wife was a model and so was Jimmie Johnson's wife.

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 12:37am.

...Apparently, aging makes for desperate models. Maybe posing for a catalogue ain't so bad after all.

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Karen Mulder (used to love her back in the day):
http://www.supermodels.nl/ModelPics/karenmulder/18.jpg

Whoa:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1196533/Troubled-supermodel...

(ten shades of red)

Bjork, I'd swear I saw that commercial in Kentucky, or maybe it's just that Steve Allen is so familiar looking. Why the hell is he so familiar to me? I don't remember him from anything but mattress commercials.

WhiskeyRiverGirl - I like those! I really like the red and purple tulips(?) in front of the yellow bush, with the white and green grasses. It looks so vibrant.

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"Your ignorance makes me ill and angry. Your savageness...must...end."

I took those pics around where I live in Virginia. I have the habit of carrying my camera with me all the time to snap pics of whatever catches my eye. Once in awhile, I get a decent shot.

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Submitted by WhiskeyRiverGirl on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 12:26am.
I'm bored as fuck right now so I am sharing my photo blog. Opinions anyone?

http://serpentskiss.dreamwidth.org/

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I'm starting to fade now, finally, so I can't say much but that those flowers are beautiful; where did you take these?

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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 12:31am.

heehee... i think that i'm watching the same thing as you... it's called "Traces of Red"... it's shitastic!!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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@Howdareyou, Rusty, Becky

It wasn't so much the model falling that was stupid - because she was probably pushed (Ghadaffi's son has a record for abuse), but her going to Lybia in the first place. The story reminds me of Campbell accepting a blood diamond. Totally amoral. Apparently, aging makes for desperate models. Maybe posing for a catalogue ain't so bad after all.

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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."

Mahatma Gandhi

Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 12:32am.

We should have had pole dancing courses instead, a skill that would keep us in shape and truly prepare us for the workplace.

LOL! Or snatch a rich husband.

Since I've Been Loving You

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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 12:31am.
@Bjork,

See, this is why I don't do the main. You guys are crazy. Ohhhhh, gotta go, there's this cheezy 90's movie with an actually good looking Jim Belushi and Lorraine Bracco (blond in thigh high boots!)

Mmmmmmmmm, Lorraine Bracco uhhhhhhh

niters all.

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Ohhhhh no you didn't. Not with the shit that goes on, and still does, in the Forum. And there is no such thing as an "actually good looking Jim Belushi."

All I can say about Lorraine Bracco, aside from thinking she's a blousy, dumb drunk, is that she was great in "Goodfellas."

Shame on you.

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Submitted by howdareyou on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 12:22am.
I know nothing of Evelyn Wood. But many years ago, my mother had a disk of Mavis Beacon teaching typing, and that bitch (Mavis, not mom) was a fucking sadist.

That's why I can't type worth a shit.

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The second kid looks stoned:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nMP4U8JQDo

We had to take typing in junior high school, and it was offered as an elective in high school. We should have had pole dancing courses instead, a skill that would keep us in shape and truly prepare us for the workplace.

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@Bjork,

See, this is why I don't do the main. You guys are crazy. Ohhhhh, gotta go, there's this cheezy 90's movie with an actually good looking Jim Belushi and Lorraine Bracco (blond in thigh high boots!)

Mmmmmmmmm, Lorraine Bracco uhhhhhhh

niters all.

I'm bored as fuck right now so I am sharing my photo blog. Opinions anyone?

http://serpentskiss.dreamwidth.org/

Bjork You's picture

Here it is, kids. And it's true.

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Submitted by howdareyou on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 3:42am.
Blueprint:

1) Ingratiate self to "regulars."
2) Offer advice to others with new age/holistic remedies.
3) Spazz out, out of the blue, because some years ago, some other "alts" (who may or may not still be commenting at dlisted -- never name them) gave her a hard time, accused her of being a mouse, etc.
4) Claim to be leaving dlisted, once Michael K, with whom she is thisclose, tells her in no uncertain terms that he doesn't want her around.
5) Either/Or: pretend to be abused, fucked up in the head, about to commit suicide; or latch onto someone claiming they're spending too much time on dlisted, and must be on afdc/disability/some other form of "welfare" that enables them to post as often as she does.
6) Create hypersexual alt/cultivate dormant alt, which is multi-ethnic, bi-sexual, and/or has extreme political views.
7) Predict the future.
8) Use animated gif, because no one else does it so well.
9) Cycle out about every 6 weeks. People forget.
10) Delete old posts, accuse someone of deleting your posts, deactivate screennames, act like a mod.

I know nothing of Evelyn Wood. But many years ago, my mother had a disk of Mavis Beacon teaching typing, and that bitch (Mavis, not mom) was a fucking sadist.

That's why I can't type worth a shit.

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"Your ignorance makes me ill and angry. Your savageness...must...end."

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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 12:09am.

@Bjork,

Where to scroll? I hate this thread, it's always bazillions of posts. At least with the forum there's a limited number of posts per page.

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You really shouldn't have dropped out of that Evelyn Wood Speedreading Course.

OP Redux (earlier, folks shooting the shit, Rusty and his creepy rattlesnake, ESE and others sharing music). AND THEN: There is a poster here named Angela who has many alts. She starts off nice, making funny comments, and then, in no particular order, there comes a suicidal post or one that is completely off topic (e.g., abusive husband, terrible childhood). She claims that people attack her, which she uses as an excuse to attack others, often using her various alts, which she sometimes fights with and bans. It's a sort of dlisted initiation to witness of it or have been a victim of it. Folks were speculating about her many alts, and speakit and Lutrelle came up. I gave a lazy-ass synopsis of it. Some were curious about the Forum, but couldn't get in because its closed to new members.

I'm not proofreading any of the above, and you owe me a meal.

I pretty much hate Piers too. He was such a dick to Prince Poppycock last season. He was performing Nessun Dorma and Piers buzzed him. And there is just something creepy about the way Piers keeps fawning over Jackie Evancho.

Submitted by howdareyou on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 12:06am.

haaaaaaaaaaaa. I just look at the funny pictures. What is NO Queen?

Oh. Never mind. (I haven't seen anything, ever.)

Since I've Been Loving You

Mickey, sheesh, I wonder if she really fell; fucking crazy rich kids have psychotic ideas of what constitutes fun.

************************************
"Your ignorance makes me ill and angry. Your savageness...must...end."

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@becky n sydney,

As far as I know he does but I've literally just heard him for the first time tonite. Just check his playlist off that video, he's damn good.

@Bjork,

Where to scroll? I hate this thread, it's always bazillions of posts. At least with the forum there's a limited number of posts per page.

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Submitted by WhiskeyRiverGirl on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 11:54pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GNKbvFpHG8

Another video that I like.

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I never see that on the subway.

I really dislike Piers Morgan. I think he's a social climbing, homophobic, immoral, celebrity ass-kisser.

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 11:59pm.
A 39-year old Dutch model went to Libya on invitation of Gaddafi's son (the craziest one), fell off a balcony, landed on her head and is now in a coma.

Do you really think she'll pull through?

Since I've Been Loving You

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 11:59pm.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 11:51pm.

A 39-year old Dutch model went to Libya on invitation of Gaddafi's son (the craziest one), fell off a balcony, landed on her head an is now in a coma. How stupid can you get?

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Even travelling to Libya...there's a civil war going on...with real bullets!!
Was she pushed or just clumsy? Or drunk?

Rusty, yes, look above you. He took it from the video of the N.O. Drama Queen.

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"Your ignorance makes me ill and angry. Your savageness...must...end."

Submitted by howdareyou on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 11:56pm.
I can't wait to use "she needs to take a nap and wake up, baby!"

hahaha. Who said that? MK?

Since I've Been Loving You

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 11:59pm.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 11:51pm.

A 39-year old Dutch model went to Libya on invitation of Gaddafi's son (the craziest one), fell off a balcony, landed on her head an is now in a coma. How stupid can you get?

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Well, 39-year-old models don't get much work, do they? A girl's gotta eat.

And how, exactly, did she fall off a balcony? Trying to escape?

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Submitted by howdareyou on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 11:56pm.
Hahaha!! It's not just dialect - I now notice eyebrows, before DL they were invisible to me. :)