Open Post: Hosted By Michael Fassbender In Drag

August 24, 2011 / Posted by:

Sometimes it’s just the little things in life and today’s little thing in life is seeing Michael Ass Bender as the drag baby of Miss Coco Peru and Edina Monsoon in a cut scene from X-Men: First Ass. In the deleted scene, Professor X shows Zoe Kravitz that he has mutant powers by turning Magneto into a fuck me boots-wearing Dragneto in a Ginger Grant wig.

Cutting this scene is like cutting off a kitten’s whiskers, but we all know why this ended up on the floor. That ice cold cunt queen January Jones just couldn’t handle a hot-blooded tramp looking sessier in a pair of go-go boots than her. January took the director Matthew Vaughn aside, performed the freezer burned version of Glenn Close’s I Will Not Be Ignored” scene from Fatal Attraction before threatening to boil his wife’s rabbit coat if he didn’t put the scissors on Dragneto. So he did. I swear, January Jones hates children, human teddy bears AND Dragneto!

January has to know that Dragneto will always looks better than her, and if she doesn’t, she needs to take a nap and wake up, baby! This queen knows what I’m talking about:

via Entertainment Weekly (Thanks Jacob)

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