Angelyne Is Always A Fucking Lady

Submitted by deucenoir on Mon, 08/01/2011 - 5:53pm.

@kylimayrow

oooooo what more can you tell about the gift of angelyne? like what "services" does she offer? and what are these projects?

I'm fascinated!
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My friends GF is a L.A based photographer, super hip and young. Angelyne probably wants to work with her, as for the gift, it was a anniversary gift. I have no idea how my friend even approached Angelyne to drive and take his gf out for the day around L.a, but I saw the pictures and it looked like a hot mess of a time. BTW, my friend is a super hot artist himself, I would describe him as a street artist(murals), his cute and this gf of his is one lucky hot slut herself for landing his hot ass. And the gift, god I wish my bf's were as giving!!!

The Ghost of Paparazzi Future for roughly half of Hollywood starlets.

Slow news day!!! Have you not heard the news about Speidi?

Ahhh, the exquisite Mrs Patrick Campbell gracefully alights her classic pink Corvette, delicately adjusts her support hosed tuck game, and swans majestically into her favourite purveyor of fine foods to puchase her daily supply of smoked salmon.

Hmm...I can't bring myself to disparage this lady. She dresses exactly how she wants and she doesn't give a damn what you or I think.

...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...

Is she mentally retarded? There's just no other explanation.

http://girlunemployed.blogspot.com

An acquaintance of mine gave his gf the ultimate anniversary gift just recently that gift was a day with the one and only Angelyne, I heard she was a good driver and she carried around a paper bag with some Swedish fried fish and she made my friend gf eat it with her. The gf also looked inside the glove compartment and found rolled up used tissues and a bag of old fried Swedish fish I have also heard Angelyne has now been calling my friend to see if his gf wants to collaborate on some "projects"..cool BF for sure to set up such a day

God I hope I don't look like this when I'm drunk.
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Angelyne, let me introduce you to Advanced Style where older LADIES bring the class.

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What kind of fuckery is this?

Where the fuck does this ho get her money? Alimony?

I stood next to her in line in the bathroom of Club Lingerie in Hollywood around 1986. She was talking to me, and i remember looking at her weathered face and her SUPER-YELLOW teeth, and thinking "she's gotta be about 50 years old".

My guess is she's 75 today.

I had to look up some pics. She's been wearing those same worn out shoes for at least 2 years. Only others she had on were uggs.

And every single one of her upskirt dresses is made from the same pattern. She must spend her evenings at the retirement home running scraps of spandex through her old treadle sewing machine.

Can't get over her face--she makes foster brooks look like he's getting his 5 year pin...

http://youtu.be/LzAXb7qCCAo

I just went hysterically blind.

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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."

Mahatma Gandhi

THIS is what a STAR looks like chicken cutlets!

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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.

angelyne amuses the hell outta me. she is clearly a performance artist directed by john waters.

and I'd love to know who her tricks are. guys with granny/milf/pedo tendencies?

Does she own no other clothes? And, I don't think she should be driving in that zombie state she's obviously in.

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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11

HA! Reminds me of this old lady I saw at a trance party in san francisco. HOURS after my drugs wore off there she fucking is. 11am, 60 some years old and STILL dancing on the fucking roof at the after party, while I'm seriously like 22 at the time, and dozing off in the corner grinding my teeth from the E. Thats when I thought about how happy I was to be going home in a few short hours LOL. I couldnt be that person clinging to youth like that. but she was happy. I'll give her that!

the youngest thing in these pictures is angelyne's nail polish...everything else is well past 40...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...

A 75 year-old woman with a Hello Kitty purse.

Pathetic.

She should get her own show. I'd watch it.

This day has been so dull that even Angelyne or boomerang peen guy can't enliven it for me.
But I suppose I prefer dullness to drama.

Sent from my iPhone

Looking at her pics make me lose my appetite.

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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!

So, thorazine or drunk out her mind? She looks like someone who should not be driving a car nowhow.

Well, I might be one of the older ones here, and I can tell you I wouldn't hit that 70+ flesh--ewwww.

Dirk, agreed. She is peobe's future, and not all that many years distant. I am one of the few ones here who says peoebe is on the north side of 50.

SpiceDong -- love your new avie! I totally agree about old Hollywood scandals -- some of that shit was totally salacious!!!

Phoebe Price: this is your not-so-far future...

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 08/01/2011 - 10:28am.

I'd fuck her.

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But would you brown bag her first?

"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated" - Father Andrés

Submitted by Fronika on Mon, 08/01/2011 - 10:58am.
I like her, she has balls.
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That`s why she is wearing the support-pantyhose. Easy tuck-game.

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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs

I know I should find amusement in both Angelyne's crazy and the faux penis shot, but I don't. Meh on both.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.

I like her, she has balls.

"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin

@SpiceDong: like your avi *s*

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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11

As for Jason Stackhouse's boomerang (LOL) peen, I think it had better chances to be considered real if it was uncut. A cut Aussie dick is not really the norm down under.

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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated" - Father Andrés

On slow news days, I'd much rather have MK to blog his take on old Hollywood scandals. I bet his take on those would be hilarious.

As for the creature pictured here, is she some sort of local LA bag lady? a tranny?

Anyway she is even less entertaining that Chicken Cutlegs or the Lucite Tramp if that was even possible. Meh.

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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated" - Father Andrés

"A hole's a hole as long as there's a little heat in there." - suckandfuck

I saw the Ryan Kwanten/Jason Stackhouse faux cock picture.
I'm not good at stuff like this, but even I know it's photoshopped. *LOL*

I am glad you have out it here for everyone to see. Thanks again, Michael K.

Angelyne is still living and riding around in Pink? Good Lord. I guess the elderly have their uses.

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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11

Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 08/01/2011 - 10:45am.
That Hello Kitty bag would work in a snap.

I literally almost choked on my lunch. LOL

LOL at fucking classy and zachhcaz...

Haribo - without a bag, during the daytime, with the lights ON.

Afterwards I bet she would make you the best damn glass of lemonade you're ever tasted.
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If you’ve got issues, psychological issues, if you’re on any kind of medication for anxiety or depression, I’m not interested. ~ Dimitri the Lover

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 08/01/2011 - 10:28am.

I'd fuck her.

I assume this would be just for bragging rights. Otherwise, ew.

So we should all pat our taints to let it know that we care. - MK

Submitted by Haribo on Mon, 08/01/2011 - 10:36am.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 08/01/2011 - 10:28am.
I'd fuck her.
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with a bag over her head or without?

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That Hello Kitty bag would work in a snap.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 08/01/2011 - 10:28am.
I'd fuck her.

Good luck getting the Poligrip outta your pubes from the pre-coitus gummer you gonna get.

Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:16pm.
suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
the best.

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I'm not a living legend. I'm just a myth.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 08/01/2011 - 10:28am.

I'd fuck her.

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I would, too, but just to see her apartment.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 08/01/2011 - 10:28am.
I'd fuck her.
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with a bag over her head or without?

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

who is this old lady? damn, she has a pink car just like paris hilton.

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 08/01/2011 - 10:28am.

I'd fuck her.
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This is so fucked up, it's almost an accomplishment. I'm tempted to shake your hand and congratulate you.

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"Most people are average, neither black nor white. They're gray. A dirty shade of gray." - Dmitri Shostakovich

Poor old thing.

For someone who has the gall to walk around looking like a pack of clowns threw up on her...she always has a scowl on her face.

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"If when you die you get a choice between pie heaven and regular heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick but if not mmmboy!"

I'd fuck her.
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If you’ve got issues, psychological issues, if you’re on any kind of medication for anxiety or depression, I’m not interested. ~ Dimitri the Lover

Whatever happened to growing old gracefully?

Pathetic.

Stoney, FORTY-FOUR?

OMG! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

That is HILARIOUS.

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I know I have a fickle heart
And a bitterness, and a wandering eye and a heaviness in my head.....
- Adele

I really don't get why people lie about their age. You all know how it rolls, if you're looking good and say your real age, people say "oh, I can't believe she's (__) years old! She looks great!"

But when you lie, especially like this old ho, who claims to be in her FORTIES, for the fuck of shit, when we all know she's older than Pharaoh Tutankamon, everyone goes "WOW, this bitch is this old? If she's telling the truth, she looks BUSTED!"

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"Most people are average, neither black nor white. They're gray. A dirty shade of gray." - Dmitri Shostakovich