Sing Out, Louise!
It's not every day you see Tom Cruise blowing onto a black tube on the balcony of his Miami hotel. Let me correct myself. It's not every day you see Tom Cruise blowing onto a black tube that's not attached to a Dominican hustler. Much better. The air in Miami got even stickier yesterday when Tommy Girl busted out his Rock of Ages moves. Bitch became Lita Ford, then Debbie Harry, then Cher, then Madonna, then Pat Benatar in the blink of an eye! Dude's glitter hole was puckering so hard over these hot moves that if he backed up into the sliding glass door, he would've stuck to it.
You can't tell from these pictures, but a group of girls gathered below Tommy's balcony, took off their panties and threw them at him. Not because they want him to have their panties. But because we all know that the quickest way for Tommy to scatter and screech off a balcony is to throw girl panties at him. It works every time.
Later, Tommy G cooled his nipples by dipping into the pool while wearing the douche equivalent of a bathing cap. Oh, that Tommy. Always coming up with new ways to entertain us by acting like a complete ass.
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my fav pic is Crooked mouth Kate & her uber bored brat.
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I do love that Nicolas Cage's idea of parenting is to get one of his goons to beat the baby powder right off of his son's face
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What I think about is what will happen to Tom Cruise when no one is looking anymore? It is clear that he is desperately trying to hold onto his fame - and he probably will. Look at Bai Ling - I mean if you want it - you can cling to it for dear life. As far as Katie is concerned. frankly, he NEVER would have married someone who could be a bigger star than him - that is why I am convinced he got rid of Nicole.
Is Tommy Girl having another mid-life crisis?..Here's your chance Katie, RUN!
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
Looks like he might be trying to channel his inner Charlie Sheen with that stupid hat
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Oh leave him alone. He is a fantastic actor for sure. So hes a little strange. So is most of Hollywood.
MK, thanks for making my morning again. Laughter gets rid of the sicks faster.
katie looks like a lost soul...wonder if she thinks selling her everything to the scientos was worth it..
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
GROSS AND PATHETIC!!!
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"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
WTF is up with this guy's weird chest? I've always thought something strange was going there. It's like his pecs are too low on his body. Everything needs to be moved up about 3-4 inches or something.
I can't even look at him without seeing crazy.
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WTF happened to this guy? New role or not, he's such a WEIRDO!! Katie must regret ever meeting him. I haven't seen her get her end of the deal yet. Where's her big oscar winning role? You'd think by now he'd hook her up. All she's done is have this kid. Blaahh
What. A. Douche.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:49pm.
Women make me sick. There I said it.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:53pm.
Have you tried them cooked?
I have a feeling he's so into that new role of rock star he lives it 24/7 and if so I hope we see Katie and Suri go bye-bye. As soon as I wrote that I realized it would only be Katie who goes bye-bye because no matter what, Tom would get Suri. Suri used to look like a little brat but lately I've been feeling a sad vibe from her. At 4 she's probably quickly realizing what her life is all about.
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thumbnail#8...tommy is the meat in the sandwich...explains why he's so excited...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
glad someone posted something even if it's shoes
did not mean to be so arch
dlisters looking for a buzz
apologies
just hate that shit so much so f'n much!
"OH YOU FANCY HUH" - KA
These photos stink of desperation and are reminiscent of the old Mr. Microphone commercials . . . "Hey good lookin' . . . we'll be back to pick you up later!".
Oh, and are those bite marks on Tommy's wrist in the the 15th thumbnail?
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"This is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
" . . . the world needs to be shut down. I mean it this time. SHUT IT DOWN". (MK, c.2009)
Feels good to put the hate on Scientology, so many lives destroyed, so many in pain, so many DEAD. This is personal. Hate this crap like I hate the fucking DEVIL.
"OH YOU FANCY HUH" - KA
Apologies for typo, this one must be corrected:
FUCK YOU L RON HUBBARD YOU LIAR!
"OH YOU FANCY HUH" - KA
Marriage is hard, but this one extra difficult.
Hat in pool like high heels on the beach. Not able to be anywhere without a prop. Sad for all of them.
FUCK YUOU L RON HUBBARD YOU LIAR!
"OH YOU FANCY HUH" - KA
I have seen shirtless 50+ year old guys who have better bodies than tommy gurl.
What is wrong with his body, it looks like it was made out of play doh!! WTF.
Anyway, he looks bloated, i guess swallowing gallons of cum does that to one's stomach.
Tammy has 'old man gut'....she is about 55 years old
LOVE the pool photos showing Miss Tammy's ugly, pasty white Pillsbury Doughboy body.
His sagging chest clashes with that boyish moptop, and I guess nothing more need be said about the Swimming Hat™.
*double post*
He's always looking for new sofas to climb.
Am I the only one that sees deep sadness in these pictures? Deep untreated mental illness sads. Looking at these pictures, I feel embarrassed for him. Just sick.
You'd have thought after all the money he's given them, that they'd have audited out the dick in him.
Tommy has an abnormally large ribcage and a weird dent in his chest. He always looks like he is sucking it in....and totally not cute with his shirt off. Gives me the heebie jeebies!! *shivers*
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he needs to be debriefed by Marcus Bachmann
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
But Suriously, Cruise is a great actor but what a ham he turned out to be.
Beat it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLXst09_9rA&feature=related
Hey there attorney Meatlocks...how ya liking the penis? It's good right?
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TIM DALY is the best looking, best aging actor, by far!!!
And he doesn't have to resort to these sorts of shennanigans, so take that Tommy Girl!
Katie Bot is not my lover
She's just a beard so I just go and have fun
The kid is not my own
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukQzhTiX1EE
Hey, check out Tommy's treasure trail, ummmm, better make that Tommy's treasure turnpike.
Katie Bot and Suri are like GET US THE HELL AWAY FROM THIS DOUCHE ASAP!
robot always seems medicated,how can she leave Tommy if she is chemically imprisoned as well?
This will not end nicely. I can smell the tragedy and despair from that balcony all the way up here in the north-central midwest.
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Suri is like "fuuuck this shit...mom, are you sure chris klien isn't my dad?"
His hair is looking so....fake. Plugs? Wig? At the very least, harsh dye job. Granted, I'm seeing these pics on an iPhone but I thought the same thing when I saw other recent photos online.
If so, God bless, but so sad if he can't let himself age. I would love for him to exhibit more self acceptance -- healthy self love.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 07/17/2011 - 6:34pm.
I need some D-lister help:
I found "The Human Centipete" online and i m fighting with my inner voice if i should watch it or not. Has anyone actually watched that crapfest??
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Lol. I saw it (shamefully). My husband and his friends thought it sounded like the most hilarious film of all time, so we had a watching party. It's EXACTLY what you'd expect from a film with that premise.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 07/17/2011 - 6:39pm.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 07/17/2011 - 6:34pm.
I need some D-lister help:
I found "The Human Centipete" online and i m fighting with my inner voice if i should watch it or not. Has anyone actually watched that crapfest??
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OMGLOL! I could point you in the direction of a half-hour Daniel Tosh spoiler which is really great and will PROBABLY tell you you don't wanna look at that shit.
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I just watched the Tosh.0 half-hour review of this. It was hilarious. And thankfully, now I don't need to see it. I got the LOLZ without the visual gross-out of watching it.
If I didn't know who he was (HA), I'd think that he looked pretty good for his age. The fact that he's Tom Cruise negates any attractiveness.
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Douchechill!
OT OMG I just watched Bridezillas for the first time. Yikes there is a blond bleached tripple muffin top piece of trash having a BRO-HO themed wedding! Why? because she is a Ho who loves Bros LOL. This is the epitome of White trash and I dont use this term lightly.
Then there is this other bride Gloria whose mother just told the filming crew she wants to have sex with her cousin BUT she hopes they are not recording her! Are these people for real?
I cant believe these men marry these women after seeing them act like this.
Meh, and the boys on the balcony wif him. . .yeaaah.
Submitted by A.cotw on Sun, 07/17/2011 - 7:46pm.
I have a sneaking suspicion MK already owns the complete outfit. LOL
Still wanna see a vid of him seductively unbuttoning opera length satin gloves while giving bedroom eyes.
*swoons at thought*
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 07/17/2011 - 7:31pm.
Complete with eighteen button gloves,feather boa, and fake eyelashes.
*starts singing "You Gotta Have A Gimmick".*
Total. Fucking. Queen.
And I like how Katie wanders out on to the balcony half dressed. That girl has a few screws loose. Did they perform a lobotomy on her?
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Suri will club Tom
Submitted by A.cotw on Sun, 07/17/2011 - 7:25pm.
*pictures MK singing "Let Me Entertain You" *
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Slowly, breathlessly, while unzipping a sequinned gown. :)
@twatmuffin----you speak the truth! Mark Harmon is as hot today as when he was Sexiest Man Alive. I think even hotter. He has aged well. I would hit it. Hard. Repeatedly. Unlike this douchey closet case.
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