What Would Tamra Say?!
Last season on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Tamra's rape-eyed douchefart of a son Ryan had to get a huge growth in his tit removed because he tapped his ass cheek with the roid needle way too much. When Ryan said that he ejaculated Canseco syrup into his butt veins to get as big as a He-Man doll but ended up with a pair of titties milanese, I wondered if roids also made his peen shrink and shrivel down into the size of Alexis Bellino's brain?
(NSFW) Isayoneup has the answer to that question! Maybe. They posted a picture of someone who is supposedly Ryan doing the dick pic pose equivalent of sucking the gut in. Dude is choking his shit so hard that it's swelling up and the head looks like Lego Lady hair. But it doesn't look like roids ate a chunk out of his dick situation. Or maybe they took the growth that they removed from his tit and shoved it into his dick to meat it up a bit? Possible. Anyway, (NSFW) click here or here to see Ryan asphyxiating his peen.
Tamra could not be reached for comment since she was hiding out in Gretchen's front yard bushes and the service there sucks, so we'll have to settle for the latter's response instead.
Oh, Gretchen! Don't stress your frozen eyelid from trying to roll your eyes at this. You know Slade Smiley's got an overcooked penne noodle for a peen and has to splint it with a broken off Popsicle stick just to get it in (Copyright: AH).
via isanyoneup & fuckyeahrealhousewives (Thanks, Chelsea!)
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whaaaaaaa...... my eyes!! oh wow, educate me- i didnt know people could post nasty pics on fb?! oh im so naive.. and ahhaa @ "overcooked penne noodle for a peen", HAS TO BE TRUE!! dumb!! lol
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WHOO HOO! *does happy dance for Ambah!*
NOOOOOOOO GRETCHENNNNNNN
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*licks M2's taint!*
Steroids make your peen do the turtlehead, your clit look like you are hung like a cashew and damage your adrenal glands so that you never can control your weight ever again. I did a 6 week cycle with prednisone to save my life after a near death relapse of crohn's disease and have never been able to keep myself at a normal BMI without a ton of cardio daily. Steriods suck ass.
Doucheboy waxes his downstairs. Eww.
Doesn't look like him...tats dont' seem to match unless picture was taken before the upper left outside arm tat....
He looks like Casey Affleck buffed up.
Whoever this guy is he looks like a real douche.
What the fuck are you people on about?
Steroids INCREASE your sex drive. They basically give you a boner 24/7. I am telling you from personal experience - sex on steroids is the sweatiest, most passionate sex you will have.
Sick and tired of all of this hate on steroids by people who have no clue what is all about.
When done right, you can only really say good things about steroids. They keep you looking young, they make your body look amazing, they improve your confidence, you get hotter guys/girls, sex gets way better. These are facts.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 9:04am.
What the fuck is the use of looking well built but not being able to fuck properly cause your on roids?
I'd rather be a little soft in the middle but be able to produce a good solid hard cock instead of looking all buffed out but when it come time to rock it all you can come up with is a half a bendy.
Either way this assfuck looks like a total douche nozzle and that look make me want to punch him in the face.
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I wholeheartedly agree - as a woman I prefer a hard dick to hard abs or arms.
if steroids did make your peen shink, this little guy'd be in serious trouble.
Well slap me in the face with a swordfish but I think he is ridiculously hot. And for the record, STEROIDS DO NOT MAKE YOUR PEEN SHRINK. This is the kind of misinformed bullshit the media feeds people to make them conform to social stigma. I really hate the fact that people get so drunk at weekend that they can barely remember their own names, yet they talk trash about other substances that are far less dangerous, often cheaper and way more fun. People - ugh.
wouldnt hit. he's the deepest douchery. money and privilege equals what, a failed juicehead wannabe. the jailhouse tatts mommy paid for, the steroid cycles that didn't work out too well, the extra lame ass guyswithiphones standard desperate asshole-in-lockerroom-flexing pose. And showing the peen? What is it with guys flaunting the little 5 inch dicks!? shave your pubes, squeeze it as hard as you want, IT'S STILL A SKINNY 5 FUCKING INCHES LONG. And, it's attached to YOU. does one of these showoff try-hards ever have a fat one worth looking at?
He looks constipated.
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
http://lif3d3sign.tumblr.com/
oh, that's not her wonky ass in the pic - this dude looks like a gay fucking rat
that's her son?...how the fuck old is this tranny?
Who cares where Mrs. Patrick Campbell is? We wanna know what the Hell Happened to James HAVEN?????
Blanche and Jane
"Sure, I like a cocktail every now and again. And the last I checked, it was now".
Ew why did I click the link?!
BTW congrats Amber on the shout out!!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
What's the point of working out when you have the face of the creepy guy (Mike White) from Chuck & Buck?
lol saw that yest or day before that on isanyoneup
great site ..rofl great site...
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
lol saw that yest or day before that on isanyoneup
great site ..rofl great site...
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
FYI, if you send me a pic of yourself standing in front of your bathroom mirror with your I-Phone "trying" to "flex" I will simply laugh and delete it. So don't bother , thank you. #notimpressed...but highly amused :) I dont see how guys actually think that girls would actually get off on i-phone and d!ck pics. Just stop
Sidenote: Gretchen is a gold digging whore with bad skin, that is all.
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Another great action gif courtesy Botox.
Where's Mrs Patrick Campbell? Finally yes there are nudes and should he report for facesitting?
Cant stand Gretchen
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Jim ~ I agree 100%.
Only tools and asshats photograph themselves.
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Submitted by zachhcaz on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 9:41am.
The face looks like Bob's Big Boy: http://www.bigboy.com/
LMAO!! It totally does!!! This guy is teh grossness, no two ways about it.
The face looks like Bob's Big Boy: http://www.bigboy.com/
Where would I begin, the body that's darker than the face, the 40 year old head on a 20 year old body, jailhouse tats on someone from the OC for crissakes, or the fact that dude looks like Jon Cryer on 'roids?
WOULD.NOT.DO. :-P
NOTHING SAYS STUD AND BADASS LIKE TAKING YOUR OWN FUCKING PICTURE BY A BUNCH A SHIT STALLS IN THE BATHROOM, WHAT A FUCKING TOOL!
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 9:17am.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 9:15am.
Whoever this cockmuncher is he is utterly repulsive to look at so I'm not interested in his dick pic, sorry.
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THAT is the WRONG answer. Whenever a dick pic is offered you graciously accept it.
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Exactly! It's a matter of principals and manners.
Now let's all thank MK for the early dick pic.
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
http://lif3d3sign.tumblr.com/
Fuck Tambitch
But I know Gretchen may spitefully hop on that.
Tattoos don't match up. Taint him.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 9:15am.
Whoever this cockmuncher is he is utterly repulsive to look at so I'm not interested in his dick pic, sorry.
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THAT is the WRONG answer. Whenever a dick pic is offered you graciously accept it.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Whoever this cockmuncher is he is utterly repulsive to look at so I'm not interested in his dick pic, sorry.
What the fuck is the use of looking well built but not being able to fuck properly cause your on roids?
I'd rather be a little soft in the middle but be able to produce a good solid hard cock instead of looking all buffed out but when it come time to rock it all you can come up with is a half a bendy.
Either way this assfuck looks like a total douche nozzle and that look make me want to punch him in the face.
Oh geez, rapey eyes + durr face = do not want. Ever. Ever, ever, ever.
Submitted by zachhcaz on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 8:45am.
Not on my bucket fuck-it list.
I do like 'em dumb, but at least employable dumb. In this case, I would need to see a recent pay stub in addition to the usual blood work results. Please return the clipboard to the front desk after completing the paperwork. And that's my pen.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
I hate tats but his are well done. Looks like he thought them out. Didn't just have some god awful mickey mouse inked on. I always feel bad for this guy having to watch his trampy mother's faux boyfriend stick his tongue in her mouth. The boyfriend is not much older than Ryan.
nice cock, however. hoff would sit on it.
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
Submitted by zachhcaz on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 8:45am.
Not on my bucket fuck-it list.
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ahahah bucket FUCKIT!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Not on my bucket fuck-it list.
I do like 'em dumb, but at least employable dumb. In this case, I would need to see a recent pay stub in addition to the usual blood work results. Please return the clipboard to the front desk after completing the paperwork. And that's my pen.
Ha ha I need to make that Gretchen pic my avie!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Submitted by lilcarri on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 8:15am.
I don't think it's him. The pic has several tats on his right arm and he doesn't in the photo above... or maybe someone else is grabbin his peen... ehh??
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I think it's because one is taken with a mirror. Because in the dick pic, it's the same tattoo, just on the other arm.
If Skeet Ulrich and Ben Affleck had a son, that would look like Ryan.
I thought that was Skeet Ulrich.
Elegance is learned, Ryan.
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