Ryan Phillippe has no idea if he is the father of Alexis Knapp’s baby, but he was still at her side in the delivery room at Cedars-Sinai on Friday when she birthed out a son she called Kai. Ryan could’ve asked for her DNA test Kai was just a fetus, but apparently he didn’t want to complicate Alexis’ pregnancy. You could say that Ryan is a responsible and upstanding man or you could say that he’s got nothing else to do and had Maury’s “You Are Not The Father” marching band on the sidelines in case her baby came out black.
A source tells People that that if Ryan is Kai’s father, he’s all ready to write a monthly check and help Alexis take care of their baby. No word yet on when the DNA test will take place. Ryan and Alexis should know that there’s a simple way of knowing if Kai is his. If Kai’s first coo sounds a lot like a slow motion duuuuuuuuuh, then Ryan is his father! Now on to more important matter: like the baby’s name!
The truth is, I like Alexis Knapp for three reasons: She’s sophisticated enough to know that a white satin bra goes with everything, she’s a strong supporter of the 90s black headband and she opens her mouth around any vanilla snake. The latter is something EVERYBODY should do. If it’s long and slithers, open your mouth! There’s a chance that snake could be attached to Ryan Phillippe. And yes, there’s also a chance that snake could bite your tongue and leave you paralyzed from the neck up, but life is about taking chances!
With that being said, the name Kai is disappointing. Alexis’ last name is Knapp so the possibilities of an amazing baby name were fucking endless. When life hands you the last name “Knapp,” you have to do everyone a favor by naming your first born something like Disco Knapp or Cat Knapp or Ginger S. Knapp….(I’ll be doing this all day, by the way.)