The Devil Dances Tonight!
The 10-minute long clip above is not an SNL sketch starring Amy Poehler, Rachel Dratch, Fred Armisen and Will Ferrell. It's the ring leader of the Casey Anthony Circus, Nancy Grace, and her company of crazed freaks verbally smearing shit on their padded walls over a Florida jury's decision to acquit the object of their lunacy: Tot Mom. Nancy disappointed me earlier when she creepily calm about the Casey Anthony shit, but the deranged bitch made up for it on her show later on when she declared that the devil is dancing tonight! Yup, the devil definitely dropped it low to the sound of a bow of insanity scratching against Nancy's vocal cords. YES!
Watching the ends of Nancy's Labyrinth wig catch on fire over this mess is my new favorite sport, but that's not the best part. The best part is when that Sue Moss nut job opens her mouth and out comes a sandpaper sack full of screeching squirrels. It's what it would sound like if Donald Trump scream coughed into a Gilbert Gottfried fart. If hos really want to punish Casey Anthony, they should just play Sue's voice on loud speakers in front of her house every morning. That is a voice that'll make you dig into the wooden floor boards with your fingernails to find the gateway to Hell.
And now that Casey Anthony is probably going to go free, can we end this sexual tension by putting her in a cage with Nancy Grace! Nancy has been rage flirting with Casey for YEARS and that's the only reasonable way it should all end.