Only Uncut Dicks For Russell Crowe
We know for sure that the sword in Russell Crowe's hand will never be used to cut the skin hood off of his son's penis, because he thinks that shit is inhumane and wrong.
Foreskin was on Russell's mind yesterday when he let out a Twitter rant about his true feelings on circumcision. In the back of my mind, I've always wished that one day Russell Crowe would flame up over dick skin, but this isn't what I had in mind at all.
Russell's campaign to save every baby's foreskin started when one of his followers asked him if she should "circumstanced" her baby. I'm no expert on parenting, but if you're asking Russell Fucking Crowe for advice on circumcision, maybe you shouldn't be having a baby at all. Anyway, cut (not like that) to Russell:
Here's a life rule, if you can't spell it, don't do it.Circumcision is barbaric and stupid. Who are you to correct nature? Is it real that GOD requires a donation of foreskin? Babies are perfect.
I love my Jewish friends, I love the apples and the honey and the funny little hats, but stop cutting your babies.
I will always stand for the perfection of babies. I will always believe in God, not man's interpretation of what God requires. Last of it, if you feel it is your right to cut things off your babies please unfollow and fuck off; I'll take attentive parenting over barbarism.
The defender of baby foreskin woke up this morning with the thought of penis turtleneck still hovering above him and he apologized for offending his Jewish followers and friends.
I have a deep and abiding love for all people of all nationalities. I'm very sorry that I have said things on here that have caused distress. My personal beliefs aside I realize that some will interpret this debate as me mocking the rituals and traditions of others. I am very sorry.
Coming from someone who was circumcised, I can say that I don't remember a thing about it. I don't have sentimental recurring dreams where I waltz with the butchered corpse of my foreskin before softly weeping into its folds wishing that we were never cut apart those many years ago. Which sort of sucks, because I wish I was having that recurring dream.
Instead of offending Jews and their "tiny little hats," Russell should be addressing more important issues: like parents teaching their sons how to clean the dick right! So that when they grow up, they don't roof over the top of a ho's mouth with crusty spray cheese shingles.
Uncut or cut, you don't know how many times I've put my nose near a peen and inhaled nothing but curdled milk and cheese sweat. There seriously comes a time in every slut's life when they have to make the decision on whether or not they want peen fondue for dinner. Parents, don't let the future dick suckers of the world make that decision. Teach your kids early that Melting Pot dick is not the thing. Ever.
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good to know. now we know who we WONT want to fuck. uncut dick: cheese dick. if i want dick to taste like week old cheese i'll buy cheese at the grocery store. men aren't known to be the cleanest with just general hygiene so counting on them to lift their forskin and clean under it is not something i want to count on. uncircumcised dicks are gross looking they look like wrinkly hot dogs, they taste gross if not cleaned AND they risk giving the woman an infection if not cleaned properly. no thanks. women go through torturous shit all the time to please guys standards of beauty well this is my standard, cut that gross shit off it looks nasty.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:34pm.
hahahaha. That's the second time I've thought of the word "tumescence"
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I'm not brave enough to ask for details.
You have a scary side, Mr. Hooligan.
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:22pm.
hahahaha. That's the second time I've thought of the word "tumescence" today. The other was in a funny Guardian review of the Weiner affair:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/jun/10/suspension-of-disbel...
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"The Frogs and Americans here look awful, exactly like pigs, with tiny pig's eyes. I have just caught a sobering glimpse of my own reflection, and so, alas, do I. Circe has done a thorough job." (Patrick Leigh Fermor)
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:09pm.
I did plan on proffering certain selected 'personal favours' - but I wouldn't dream of interrupting your rendezvous with Mrs P C.
*kicks off red, shiny stilettos*
*peels off real silk stockings (the ones with the seams)*
*puts Naughty Nurse outfit back in closet*
Had no idea the flag flew that way ifyouknowwhatImean.
*quietly leaves*
The dick wipes are all yours, babe.
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 8:53pm.
*setting Bombay Sapphire and and RDJ/Kiedis hybrid in front of you on deposition table*
*sets out platter of lox, awaits Mrs PC's arrival*
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"The Frogs and Americans here look awful, exactly like pigs, with tiny pig's eyes. I have just caught a sobering glimpse of my own reflection, and so, alas, do I. Circe has done a thorough job." (Patrick Leigh Fermor)
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 8:41pm.
*setting spendy single-malt whisky and empty glasses in front of you on deposition table* *jerks head at barrister to resume questioning*
Icky Dicky Wipes™ When cheese is not on the menu.©
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I'm a gin woman.
*sends Mrs P C over to Rusty's house to teach him the many possible uses of Icky Dicky Wipes*
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 5:53pm.
S'pose you hog that to yourself, too. :(
*setting spendy single-malt whisky and empty glasses in front of you on deposition table* *jerks head at barrister to resume questioning*
Icky Dicky Wipes™ When cheese is not on the menu.©
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"The Frogs and Americans here look awful, exactly like pigs, with tiny pig's eyes. I have just caught a sobering glimpse of my own reflection, and so, alas, do I. Circe has done a thorough job." (Patrick Leigh Fermor)
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 5:42pm.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 5:35pm.
*lawyers up*
Facebook 2, baby.
hahahahaha. *liquors up* (What? It's how I deal with stuff...)
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S'pose you hog that to yourself, too. :(
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 5:35pm.
*lawyers up*
Facebook 2, baby.
hahahahaha. *liquors up* (What? It's how I deal with stuff...)
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"It was windy, rainy and wild at first, but all of a sudden, today, not a cloud in the sky and masses of blackbirds as if someone had rashly opened a pie." (Patrick Leigh Fermor)
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 1:51pm.
Exclusive worldwide manufacturer and licensor of Icky Dicky Wipes™,
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*lawyers up*
Facebook 2, baby.
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 1:56am.
Heeey!! I get 50% of that!
Tryin' tah gyp me outta mah royalties!!
I'm sorry, did you say something?
Exclusive worldwide manufacturer and licensor of Icky Dicky Wipes™, When it's uncut but unclean.©
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"It was windy, rainy and wild at first, but all of a sudden, today, not a cloud in the sky and masses of blackbirds as if someone had rashly opened a pie." (Patrick Leigh Fermor)
Submitted by Saul Alinsky: Regarding your comment to Dgrin.
That's pretty nasty coming from someone who uses the name Saul Alinsky. Why the rage? He didn't call you any names or anyone else names.
Submitted by Dgrin on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 12:10pm
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Aww, don't feel bad. For every woman (or man) who says they don't like uncut peens, there's someone who loves them. People tend to be wary of what they're not used to and as you pointed out, in Europe it's the norm whereas I guess it's not in North America.(?)
As you said, it's all about the person and when they really turn you on, the rest doesn't matter :)
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Submitted by Saul Alinsky on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 4:44am.
umm, if i stick my dick anywhere trust me it gonna be wearing a hoodie, no topping for my ice cream cone thank you, I exercise,shave,clean,scrub,moisturize,deep condition daily and I'm from Europe so my uncut dick is the usual on the menu over here, I have many options and I'm getting plenty so don't feel sorry for me, we just do get a lot of American/Jewish tourists and I've never heard any complaints about my dick but now I'm somewhat feeling self conscious after reading all these hate comments here for something that I've never felt wrong about before, that's all,
I've never complained about cellulite, or saggy tits, or a flat out of shape butt, every body is unique and i find that sexy..but yes, if a girl is not fresh down there I don't get my mouth anywhere near that shit so I do understand why you would never get your mouth next to a sauce infested cock, yuck.
Unless you have a big perfect one, and they occur about as often as big perfect tits, cut it. Uncut is nasty looking, and I do not want to put them in my mouth.
Lemonene on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 5:20am.
Back atchya...
And, on a friendly note...
Your name makes me think of lemon candy drops I had as a child...yum.
Sweet dreams Saul
Lemonene on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 5:13am.
I apologize for being a bit crusty with you. Apparently you love dick cheese and I'm an old curmudgeon for trying to talk you down from the fungus.
I give up. Tired old man goes to bed. No sex. No cheese. No nothing.
Hell Yes!!!
Embrace the peen, in all shapes and sizes.
Please Saul, don't kill me.
Yes, embrace the cheese.
Getting circumcised is far riskier for an adult male and yet they do it and resent not having it done when their little penis nerves were still growing and forming and not nearly as risky and invasive.
I hope all of you penis hoody town-criers aren't the same people who are 'size queens' or 'boobie people'... How many women have mutilated their breasts to appease the 'male' ideal? How many men have issues over their needle-dicks?
But, yes, let's focus on that little bit of extra skin which could make or break a premature ejaculator or limp dick for all the woes of someone's deeper issues that go far beyond what two parents decided once upon a time when all they had was some asshole doctor giving them advice and they knew no better.
Must be great to be a victim of dickhood/less.
Cry me a fuckin' river. I'd cut all of your dicks off if it meant world peace. Fuck all your dicks.
Well, lucky me!!
I've only found clean dicks
When you get a mouth full of unkempt dick skank cheese, you might have second thoughts, dumb fuck. And sorry but this ONLY happens with Uncircumcised penis.
Like a little foreskin is gonna make us hate the peen.
Embrace it!!!
Dgrin,
I'm sure you resort to masturbating a lot...being you have an ugly fuckin' dick. Nice to know that you masturbate a lot and are satisfied...that's great since nobody else is gonna want that dick anyway.
Vaunted 'natural' dicks are not only ugly but disgusting hygienically, visually and every other fuckin' way you can imagine.
Sorry, dude, but have you seen the way a College guy treats his dorm room? And, that's his fuckin' DORM ROOM? Men need their dicks cut because they are SLOBS.
Amen for you if you actually clean that shit up and pull your little hoody back and give it a good cleaning...but, most guys are completely clueless and/or lazy as fuck. Get real, man.
Get over your tube sock. It's fug, it's disgusting, it's beyond redemption and it turns most people off because there's just too much shit that can harbor shit up in there. You stick your dick in yeast infected pussy? It's UP there. You stick your dick in ass? You got e-coli up there.
Clean your JUNK and especially your disgusting uncut junk (use a q-tip even).
Thanks, you ugly, dick-wad fuckers.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 5:55pm.
having an uncut dick doesn't mean I'm a smelly smegma caveman who farts in a bottle(courtesy of MK), and I would hate this becoming a reason to avoid getting down with American girls and boys in fear of receiving ignorant rants,laughs, and disgust for the way my dick was created,..
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 8:11pm.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 5:55pm.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 2:10pm.
A wise eldersister once advised us about how to handle the 'cheese' smell when tasting uncut pinga:
"just a couple of swipes with your tongue and it's all clean"!
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Ewww!! Icky, icky stink dicks!!
It was too obvious to suggest washing?
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*rushing to copyright "Icky Dicky Wipes"*
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Heeey!! I get 50% of that!
Tryin' tah gyp me outta mah royalties!!
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TimC:
Jewish custom: dipping an apple into honey and eating it on the night of Rosh Hashana.
Being cut myself, and being someone who doesn't like foreskins on other guys (never met an unclean one, but still, yuck, and the few times I have sucked an uncut dick, just to be a good sport, it always seemed like I got an allergic reaction with minor mouth sores the next day) and I'm still against it. You don't have the right to cut off somenone else's body parts, even if you think it is trivial.
For one thing, circumcising a baby might be much less painful, but a baby's foreskin usually hasn't separated from the dick head/glans, which can cause a lot of damage when they tear them apart (if you look up close at a lot of cut men's dicks, you can see where patches of the glans look like they are missing a layer or two of skin). The glans and the foreskin sometimes don't separate until puberty, but circumcision really shouldn't be done until the foreskin and glans separate naturally.
For the record, many men have to gotten cut after being sexually active, and most of them find that it desensitizes the penis head. Also takes longer to reach orgasm and you might need lube without a foreskin.
The theory about HIV is that an uncut dick is more likely to have open sores in it from various infections because the whole inside is covered in mucous membrane, like your mouth or ass or vagina; whereas a cut dick has a dried out dick head. Open sores make you much more vulnerable to catching HIV from a woman than if you were cut. The risk of giving HIV to someone else is about the same if you are HIV+, whether you are cut or uncut.
Funny how you can make fun of everyone else's barbaric religious practices, but once you bring up Xtians or god's self-styled chosen people, you're some kind of bigotted crazy person. That said, what the fuck is RC talking about apples and honey?
cuttting your hair and trimming your nails are against nature !! you are perfect the way god made you...put down the devil's scissors !
Submitted by BoatBitch: "...I go to bed sucking my man's cock, when I am with him, and sleep all night long with his cock in my mouth. I miss it. It is the only reason why I am considering getting married to this man, so that I have a nice cock to suck in my dreams."
What?!?!?!? Off to google cheap porn on Dailymotion.
You are a nasty, sexy, crazy-ass honey badger!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3fX2_bxEkg
You are so funny.
I love how you write.
It's not all about celebs. I bet you're awesome on all issues.
p.s I far prefer 'cut' willies.
So much cleaner.
I go to bed sucking my man's cock, when I am with him, and sleep all night long with his cock in my mouth. I miss it. It is the only reason why I am considering getting married to this man, so that I have a nice cock to suck in my dreams.
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Now I feel guilty for getting my daughter braces and having her wisdom teeth remove (before they impacted).
AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Thank the good lawd I had a girl because my husband and I argued over this subject incessantly (I was against/he was for). I honestly would have never known how to help a little boy clean under his foreskin and my husband is circumcised...so he wouldn't have known how to either. Oy veyyyyyyyy
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Submitted by becky n sydney: "Apparently this was part of an ongoing joke between Crowe and Eli Roth. A chunk of the twatter conversation was hijacked by the tabs for a cheap headline. Again.
See TMZ for the deets."
Then perhaps use email (I know, so oldfashioned!) for private chats. It's like us having conversations on dlisted and then surprised that someone else was listening in and then reported on it. Whatever, it gave us something to post on besides the pierced bride and Tracy Morgan.
Russell Crowe is still a fatty with anger management issues and a sucky band,
Eli Roth is an overrated brat (and two words: Peaches. Geldof), and I still think clean, hard dicks are the way to go.
Submitted by stefystef: "...What Russell's mistake was for apologizing about his statement, as far as mentioning Jews goes. Jews and gay people, these days, can't be mentioned in a sentence unless you are totally praising them or worshipping them. Walking on eggshells all the time is tiring."
Yeah, it sucks having to think before your speak (or Tweet).
"I understood what OldFat Crowe was talking about... sorry there is so much PC out there that you have to apologize for everything outta your mouth."
I know. I miss the days when I could use Negro and fag willy nilly and not get called on it.
And Russell's mistake, aside from "Robin Hood," is being ignorant.
Apparently this was part of an ongoing joke between Crowe and Eli Roth.
A chunk of the twatter conversation was hijacked by the tabs for a cheap headline. Again.
See TMZ for the deets.
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 5:55pm.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 2:10pm.
A wise eldersister once advised us about how to handle the 'cheese' smell when tasting uncut pinga:
"just a couple of swipes with your tongue and it's all clean"!
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Ewww!! Icky, icky stink dicks!!
It was too obvious to suggest washing?
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"The company could assert the clause as a defense against payment from its coiffeurs."
I'm circumcised...not that I had a choice either but I'm glad as I can't imagine having to worry about dick cheese and needless amounts of foreskin...fiveskin.
I'll only comment because I was with a guy from Ireland once and he really did have some cheese under there. Frightening! It almost went into my mouth!
Oh, and that's such bullshit about uncut and HIV/AIDS. Much debate in the house regarding Baby Bjork. He got cut, though. Whatever, we are on the washing-the-penis phase (he HATES baths and showers, that oinker).
As far as cut/uncut, it's a bit like being racist about whom you sleep with. Afterall, in the dark, we're all black! Likewise (sort of?), when it's hard, it's hard, baby.
Clean. Your. Junk. All. Of. You.
For the first time in history, I am agreeing with Provolone. (I can't believe that I typed this and am hitting "post comment.") Here goes...
Cut or uncut, just stay clean and HARD; otherwise, you are useless to me and a waste of my time.
Russell Crowe, go back to picking the lint out of your belly button.
Jews and Americans are not the only ones who circumcise their boys, Muslims do too. I know a lot of Muslims who are cut, since most Muslim countries practice it.
There's a really great "Penn & Teller: Bullshit!" episode about circumcision. When I hear my girlfriends freaking out about how gross uncut dick is, I have to laugh - When a dick is hard, you can't really see a big difference because the turtle's popped it's head out of the shell. I bet they had drunken one night stands with uncut guys and didn't even realize it. It's purely cosmetic and everyone knows it (or should) these days. I just don't like the idea that a defenseless child is getting an unnecessary and painful procedure that they have NO say in. Fucked up.
be cool about fire safety
Eli now says the two of them were joking online and that none of this convo was real. He says the press blew it out of proportion.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 2:10pm.
A wise eldersister once advised us about how to handle the 'cheese' smell when tasting uncut pinga:
"just a couple of swipes with your tongue and it's all clean"!
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Ewww!! Icky, icky stink dicks!!
It was too obvious to suggest washing?
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Submitted by Dgrin on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 5:28pm.
i'll only mention that you can masturbate an uncut dick without need for lube or anything,
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Uh-huh...but when you are with a human?...Are you clean under your Shar-pei like funk hiding peen? Cuz I could give a frog's fat ass about the rest...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Just one Australian study:
http://www.aboutcirc.com/coitus.htm
i'll only mention that you can masturbate an uncut dick without need for lube or anything, only the sliding motion of the foreskin on the dickhead is enough while all the cut guys I've been with need a ton loads of lube to masturbate where they use their lubricated hand to REPLICATE what the foreskin actually does..enough said?..when i mention "no lube" it's not a reference for "dick cheese" , but you actually need no lube when you're uncut cause the foreskin is very gently wrapped around 1/3 to 2/3, to 3/3(I've got a 1/3 foreskin) of your dick head and it doesn't feel as foreign as fucking your palm where you need the lubrication to calm the tension to the sensitive area your foreskin was suppose to be covering.