Looking Good, Jason, Looking Good

Brit Brit could use a fine dusting of White Cheddar Cheetos dust to dilute the naranja grease and I wouldn't be mad at her if she let a baby possum eat a few hairs from her brows, but her weave looks fresh out of the plastic bag so I'm going to move on to her boyfriend Jason Trawick.

We've all said that Jason looks like if Sam Trammell tried to shapeshift into a sea turtle and got stuck halfway, but I've always been on the fence about him. And not in a "shimmy my ass on a fence" kind of way. I mean in a "would or wouldn't" kind of way. But after staring at these pictures of him escorting Brit Brit to a benefit for the St. Bernard Project in L.A. last night, I can say with complete confidence that I would.

But this is coming from a bitch who winks on the inside whenever a skinny junkie on the Bowery asks me if I've got a dollar for them in my pocket. Because if anybody looks like he's on his way to a morning job interview set up by his methadone clinic counselor, it's Jason Trawick! Yes, definitely would and I might even give him a pocket dollar afterward.

And at that Hurricane Katrina benefit last night, Brit Brit and Jason were joined by: Kelly Osbourne, Bristol Palin's face idol, Taryn Manning and Hilary Duff.

Wireimage, Splash

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Submitted by Grace Disful on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 5:55am.

A big HMMMMM to the Britney Spears situation from me. I'm highly suspicious that this woman remains incapable of functioning on her own. She doesn't do live interviews, most of the interviews she does are via e-mail, and here she is "dating" one of her handlers. How conveeeeeeenient. More likely Jason Trawick was assigned to babysit her.

I guess taking a year off after having a meltdown or psychotic break or whatever Britney was going through in 2008 wouldn't have been very profitable, so instead she got medicated and "managed" back into action. Sad.

Not sure whether she's mentally together enough to be a good mother to her children, which is also sad.

I share loopygorilla's appreciation of Jason's tie, though.

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

Submitted by Juniperjump on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 5:01am.

Brit actually looks decent here. I'm not sure she looks 29 'fresh' but at some point people are going to have to stop comparing her to her old hot teenage version and judge her on what she's soon to be - which is a 30-something adult with two kids. And for that description - she looks good here

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 11:58am.
She is a product of technology & auto tune -- she has never been talented.

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Fucking preach it!!!! I get violent when I hear about this tard's "comeback". Britney is a machine gone very very wrong. She is broken..but it is ok, as the machine was never efficient to begin with.

In a world of Adele, Ledisi, Amel Larrieux and actual talented singers, it chaps my ass that people like Britney were allowed to fucking roam the streets for so long and become rich.

And....Sam Merlotte needs to shape shift into a pair of shoes for his "girlfriend" that cost more than $10 at Sheik.

*rant over*

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Submitted by hotpocket on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 8:58pm.

"Because if anybody looks like he's on his way to a morning job interview set up by his methadone clinic counselor, it's Jason Trawick!" Genius, thanks for the laugh :)

Submitted by sushi on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:45pm.

Botox is making her look even more haggard. Sad.

Submitted by sushi on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:45pm.

Botox is making her look even more haggard. Sad.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:39pm.

i like his tie

Submitted by justincase on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 6:29pm.

She looks old and tired beyond her years and they both look dead in the eyes. I envy any of them nothing.

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 12:45pm.

Not quite understanding how you can accuse someone of child endangerment, and then two sentences later say that they need to "go home and be a mom." IMO, the only truly dangerous thing she has done is drive with her baby (I forget which one it was) in her lap. The boozing while pregnant, being drunk around her kids,breastfeeding while on drugs, all that shit is from "sources", ie disgruntled (ex?) employees. Leaving a two month old at home to party is maybe not very mature, but it's not illegal or dangerous.

That girl is dead in the eyes because all the people who supposedly "care" about her really only care about how much money she can make for them. Including her parents. Frankly, having a kid was probably the best thing that could have happened to Jamie Lynn...it got her away from Hollywood.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 4:47pm.

I'm stunned at how sad and lost she seems.

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 4:35pm.

There was no one at this event that I would ever want to meet.
Brit's hair looks good. Well, from the front. God only knows what rats nest extension horror lies beneath.

Submitted by Kandykane on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 4:03pm.

How much testosterone are they giving Shitters? She looks like a man with scrambled brains in that wig.

Kelly Osbourne has oompa loompa goin on with that body. She's also had facial work done. Useless twat.

Submitted by snideychick on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 3:19pm.

Snideychick sez:

Brit: Looks presentable but still dead in the eyes.

Kelly: The chunk is coming back but in weird places. She looks like one of those dolls that bulge out when squeezed.

Submitted by Pure Trash on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 2:53pm.

God, I wish Kelly Osbourne hadn't lost weight.

Submitted by snowball on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 2:37pm.

If Brit's taking Lithium (or any one of a number of mood stabilizers alone or in combination), they can be messing up her skin and hair (or what's left of her hair wherever it is). BTDT.

I'm glad she's out someplace in a pretty dress with makeup on and her hair done so we can bitch about how busted her eyebrows and shoes look rather seeing her moping around like usual, shoeless and half-naked with smeared-makeup and a cracked-up weave. At least she's trying.

I can hate on Kelly Osborne though. I'm glad the chunk's coming back on - she's actually making KimAssian look smallish. Has anyone else noticed how revolting Kelly's tongue always looked? Why in hell is she always rolling it?

Submitted by EmbalmerKitty on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 2:23pm.

Jason totally has Rape Eyes right there.

Sometimes you have to be a high-riding bitch to survive. Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold onto. - Vera Donovan

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 2:22pm.

Yes!! I love me some Brit-Brit!
I can't help it y'all ;)

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 12:45pm.

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Agreed!!! I also still hate her,and I dont get the pitty and million chances she got.

I also think it sucks that she has custody of her kids because she proven to be a shit mom.Also I NEVER EVER thought that she had any talent nor did I ever find her good looking.

In her heyday she had a nice flat tummy and pretty hair but she never was a beauty or above average looking, even with all the make up, hair-extensions,fake tanning,clothes etc
(oh and without make up and camera tricks we all know shes fug)
...to me she will always be one of the most overrated "singers/performers" outthere.

p.s Is her neck so fucking massive cuz of training or why?? am really curious

Submitted by BabyJane on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 1:25pm.

Omg, I hadn't noticed, tree trunk is chunking up again. I thought she would keep it off at least a year.

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Submitted by BabyJane on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 1:22pm.

Brit-Brit and K-Fed, I could understand together, (I think both of them together make one average IQ) but this guy seems to be really intelligent, what the hell does he talk to her about after the bj.

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Submitted by orangebella on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 1:11pm.

I think people will always hate on Britney but I love her so screw yall!
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Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 1:08pm.

Looks like she is still taking her medication. Too bad she has to hang out with famewhores like palin, osbourne and lard ass kardashian.

Submitted by HolyMoses on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 12:58pm.

I think Brit Brit looks good (for once)...

Kelly Osbourne on the other hand, looks like a bad accident between a 50's pin up girl, an elf and a garbage bag.

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Submitted by K2 on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 11:58am.

Her hair is soft and she looks like a natural beauty - not overly processed.
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Wait, did you use the words "her hair" and "natural" in the same sentence? Ironic? Oxymoronic?

Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 12:33pm.

Looks like Britney lost some weight and washed her hair finally, but her skin in thumb #1 looks very coarse and bumpy.

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Submitted by nachomama on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 12:41pm.
Jason Trawick is one vial of Angelina's blood away from total Billy Bob.

Well-said nacho!

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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 12:19pm.

This memaw couldn't even be bothered to pluck her eyebrowns and get a pedicure. Trash.

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Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 12:00pm.

by the way I was going to say she looks pretty good but sadly her makeup artist and Lilo's makeup artist apparently went to the same school because the fake bake fades out right above the ankles. sads. neck up, she looked rather nice and is smiling somewhat genuinely.

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"MIZ" Holmes?? I thought that "miz" was reserved for middle aged lesbians, not cyborgs married to middle aged homosexual dwarves.

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Submitted by BBGemini on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 12:18pm.

You can find more talented singers and dancers at your nearest college than this turd.
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YUP! And unlike Brit, they do it because they enjoy it - no "dead eyes." Support your local talent, folks.

Also, is it just me or does Brit's whole upper body look inflated? I can't tell if it's the camera angle, or the fact that the top of her dress is WAY too small and squashing her floppy flapjacks (I'll never understand how this woman doesn't get that she has floppy tits that need support) or if it's a combo of thick-neck-plus-hands-clasped-in-back. Apparently, despite all her training, no one ever showed this monkey how to pose on the red carpet.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 11:46am.

SHNECK!

she will always have it. That and enormous calves.

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Submitted by sonah22 on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 12:56pm.
Aw, here eyes make me have sads. But she looks really fit and at least physically healthy. The bf looks like a greedy vampire. She really should find a nice southern guy who wasn't raised in Hwood-another Justin, but one that didn't become famous for "music."

you mean like her first husband? :D

Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 11:45am.

oh dear, Kelly chunked up again. sads. but these things happen when you eat food. you can take comfort in the fact that your rather efficient metabolism was a genetic advantage back when your neanderthal ancestors roamed the Earth.

yes it was stated in a reptuable newspaper that a DNA profile of the Osbournes revealed that they are descendants of the Neanderthals and still bear their genes.

anyway Hillary Duff is standing on 1st and Main of Is-THAT-Who-That-IsVille alongside Jennifer Grey.

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 12:02pm.
Does anyone here really hate Britney?

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Not anymore I don't. She seems to care more about her chitlins nowadays. She looks great when the swamp is warshed off!!

And I'm sorry but I will always love Commingback. I miss that fucker and I cannot help it *cries*

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"MIZ" Holmes?? I thought that "miz" was reserved for middle aged lesbians, not cyborgs married to middle aged homosexual dwarves.

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Submitted by Night Owl on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 11:30am.

Jason went from Sam Trammell to Billy Bob Thornton. Downgrade!

Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 11:30am.

Nothing can help that tree-trunk neck and dead eyes.

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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 11:27am.

Wow his face looks like a Picasso - his eyes are mega crooked.

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Submitted by kndall44 on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 11:27am.

When did Brit turn 45?

Real Housewives, she & ugly guy could double for.

Submitted by sonah22 on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 11:26am.

Aw, here eyes make me have sads. But she looks really fit and at least physically healthy. The bf looks like a greedy vampire. She really should find a nice southern guy who wasn't raised in Hwood-another Justin, but one that didn't become famous for "music."

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Submitted by from athens on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 11:51am.
she looks good for Brit,there is something creepy about him,like she beats her when she doesn't obey and shit.

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And..the problem is...???
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Whamo you must be kidding, right?

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LMAO! of course!

Now you need a good beat down for having to ask. Bwahaaa!!!

Submitted by MardiGras on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 11:18am.

Jason looks like a child molester and his little eyes look dead.

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 11:15am.

Yes, I hate Britney, I always have. And I don't feel sorry for her either, since I don't believe she had any pre-existing mental condition, other than slight hick retardation and FAS. I believe her current mental state of paid puppet is due to her "crazy train" phase, where I believe she was doing so many GD drugs (illicit drugs) plus whatever Cockatoo boy and Lufti were feeding her, she had a drug enduced psychotic break, and this is what we are left with.

My initial dislike of her turned to hatred when she carelessly boozed while pregnant with JJ (there is photographic proof), she bailed on a two month old to go party with Paris and flash her crotch repeatedly, hook up with random guys, be a drunken mess around her kids, and if what the nanny says is true, tried to breastfeed JJ while under the influence of drugs and drunk off her ass.

Child endangerment.

I am not a fan, or supporter.

She needs to go back to Louisiana, have Mama Spears take care of her and disappear forever. She made her millions, no go relax and be a mom.

Submitted by nachomama on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 11:11am.

KOsbourne has the unfortunate "fathead syndrome". That girl could have the body of an Olsen twin and still look like a fat chick because of her unfortunate bulbous cranium. And Jason Trawick is one vial of Angelina's blood away from total Billy Bob.

Submitted by SoulTaker on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 11:10am.

Why does Kelly O always wear that hideous shade of pink lipstick? It looks like shit.

Submitted by Echo27 on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 11:08am.

I was totally getting a Sam from True Blood vibe off that guy. Brit looks better than usual.

Submitted by No Words on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 11:02am.

I don't hate Britney...she is pathetic. Watching her is like watching one of those chained-up dancing bears. Ghastly.

Breakdown is right...Jason T is her paid minder, not her boyfriend.

Submitted by agirl on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 11:03am.

I think Britney is mildly intellectually disabled (condition formerly known as retardation) - and I am not saying that to be mean, I really think she is slow.

The very first time I saw a video clip of her talking and interacting with a fan (a little girl), years ago, I have thought that, and nothing I have seen or heard since has changed my mind.