The alien family has landed in Massachusetts and Tommy Girl was out poppin’ that butt pussay for Xenu and working those sessy sneakers on the streets of Boston yesterday. And I see that Tommy propped up those Scientolotittays. Tommy’s succulent moobs definitely bring the alien tops to the dungeon.
Suri came along for the photo-op and wore her daddy’s favorite lip(you choose which lips)stick. And as for Stepford Katie, well….in the wise words of Dwight from The Real Housewives of Atlanta: HOW DREADFUL!