Get It, Girl!

September 21, 2009 / Posted by:

The alien family has landed in Massachusetts and Tommy Girl was out poppin’ that butt pussay for Xenu and working those sessy sneakers on the streets of Boston yesterday. And I see that Tommy propped up those Scientolotittays. Tommy’s succulent moobs definitely bring the alien tops to the dungeon.

Suri came along for the photo-op and wore her daddy’s favorite lip(you choose which lips)stick. And as for Stepford Katie, well….in the wise words of Dwight from The Real Housewives of Atlanta: HOW DREADFUL!

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