Velveeta?!

November 21, 2008 / Posted by:

Bitches of the media got to screen the first 30-minutes of Brit Brit’s documentary “For The Record” yesterday, so quotes are starting to leak out and shit. MTV will air it on November 30th. From what I’ve read, Brit Brit sounds like she’s just bored with everything. She’s taking her meds, staying away from the Venti Frapps, going through the motions and just doing what she’s told.

When talking about what life is like now, Brit said, “I’m kind of stuck in this place and I’m like, How do you deal? I just cope with it every day….It’s better not to feel anything at all and have hope than to feel the other way….It’s bad. I’m sad. It’s like Groundhog Day every day. It’s really boring….Normal is really different for everybody….In my situation, I try to make it as normal as possible for me….It could be a lot worse. There are people out there who have it a lot worse than I do….I used to be a cool chick but I feel like the paparazzi has taken that away from me, like, the way I used to live my life. I used to be a cool chick but I’m not anymore.”

Cool chick? Brit Brit, Jennifer Aniston wants you to know that saying you used to be a “cool chick” is really uncool.

I think I know why Brit Brit is so weepy. In one of the first scenes from Brit Brit’s docu-thingee, Daddy Spears is in the kitchen making her cheese grits using……VELVEETA. VEL-FUCKING-VEETA! That should be a bad word in the Spears household. This is the only reason why Brit is sad and bored. Daddy Spears has been depriving Brit of the food of her gods!

Chester Cheetah just had a coronary.

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