Soft & Fluffy

August 30, 2008 / Posted by:

Tyson Beckford has a body built for fuckey times and a pubey bush built for a petting zoo. Seriously! While slobbering over these pictures of Tyson at some party in Australia last night, I didn’t expect to see an extra large deep dish fur pie! I thought models regularly tended to their bushes. And his furburger looks so soft! Soft and silky. It looks like Spaghetti Cat (see below) is sitting in his lap.

I don’t even need to state the obvious. Of course I’d “you know what” it. That bitch is a hot piece. I don’t give an eff if it would be like sucking on a furball. It would be like cashmere on my tongue. I got the “pull the pubic hair out of my mouth” move down pat.

Below are some uncensored pictures of Tyson’s mega bush. It’s possibly a little NSFWey.

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