Wanted Douche

March 18, 2008 / Posted by:

Shia LaBeouf is a wanted douche so says TMZ. ShiShi has a warrant out for his arrest by Burbank police.

He received a ticket for unlawful smoking on February 18th after cops caught him smoking outside of a shop called Skybluepink. Shia was supposed to be in court this morning, but he and his lawyer didn’t show up. A $1,000 bench warrant was issued.

Shia was busted last year for acting the fool at a Chicago Walgreens. The criminal charges were later dropped.

Getting his douche stars I see. If you’re going to get busted at least make it hot! Busted for acting like a dick at Walgreens and smoking outside of a store? Leave that amateur shit to 11-year-olds! What’s next? He’s going to get arrested for drinking Boone’s Farms at his local park?

Seriously though, getting a ticket for smoking on the street is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. I’m calling the FBI the next time I see that dumb bitch Katherine Heigl dropping ash on the street.

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