Evangeline Lilly Has It Rough

February 14, 2008 / Posted by:

Evangeline Lilly is on that show “Lost.” She’s the worst thing on the show. Every time I watch this shit I’m waiting for her ass to get eaten by a polar bear or sucked into a fog of black smoke. Anyway, Evangeline said that she’s allergic to Hawaii. Now that the strike is over she’s dreading going back to paradise.

She said, “As soon as I found out about the strike I got off the island. Island fever is not a joke. It’s something everyone in Hawaii experiences. I’m allergic to Hawaii. Everything there makes me react in some way. I have spent the last four years with allergic reactions, or sick. On the way out, a spore or something got in my eye. The pink wet flesh inside my eye just closed up. started to see fuzzy and everything was out of focus.”

I don’t think she’s allergic to Hawaii, I think Hawaii is allergic to her. If she is allergic to Hawaii that’s all the more reason to get rid of her ass. She can go back to doing Livelink commercials.

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