Jon Lovitz Is My Hero

July 17, 2007 / Posted by:
Five months before Brynn Hartman killed her husband Phil Hartman, they held a Christmas party at their home. Jon Lovitz and Andy Dick were both at that party. Phil and Jon both flipped out when Andy openly did cocaine and gave some to Brynn. Everybody knew that Brynn was sober for over 10 years and Jon seems to think that Andy is the one that opened her up to that world again.
Jon said that last year he ran into Andy. Andy told him, "I put the "Phil Hartman hex" on you – you're the next one to die.' I said, 'What did you say?' and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I don't hit women."
Jon told Page Six that he ran into Andy again last week where it all came to head. He said, "I wanted him to say he was sorry for the 'Phil Hartman hex. First he says, 'I don't remember saying that.' Then he leans in and says, 'You know why I said it? Because you said I killed Phil Hartman.' Which I never said. Then he asked me to be in his new movie. "I grabbed him by the shirt and leaned him over and said, 'I don't want to be in your movie! I don't want to be in your life!' I pushed him against the rail. Then I pushed him again really hard. A security guard broke it up. I'm not proud of it . . . but he's a disgusting human being."
Witnesses say that Jon picked Andy up and smashed his head into the bar several times. They say blood was pouring from Andy's nose. Um….that was probably from the coke being shaken around in there.
Who knew Jon Lovitz could kick ass like that? Andy has it coming. He's effin annoying.
Andy's a sick fuck, so he was probably into getting beat up. 
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