February 1, 2007 / Posted by:

Jeremy Piven has an answer to why he’s 41 and single. He told Playboy Magazine, “I’d love to have a girlfriend – if I weren’t gay. That’s right, I’m gay! I’m gayer than Liberace in 1972.”

He also played modest when asked why he went out so much. “At the moment, I happen to be the motherfucking pretty girl . . . The pretty girl who goes to the hot spot sure does look like she goes out all the time, right?”

Maybe he’s single cause he’s a major league douche? Yeah, that’s the ticket. He also probably has problems getting the peen up. You know he’s the type to cry when his dick ain’t working.


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