Isaac Cohen Takes Down His Myspace

January 12, 2007 / Posted by:

Britney Spears’ new model boyfriend has removed his MySpace due to thousands upon thousands of friend requests and attention. Isaac Cohen called himself “Eyezik” on his page and described himself as a 25-year-old from Encino, CA. He also lists the bible as his favorite book, because his uses the pages from Leviticus 4:20 to roll “sweet, sweet chiba” joints.

Methinks this one isn’t operating on a full tank. I’m sure Britney and him have “awesome and deep” conversations. Hey, who needs brains when you have a bod like that? Too bad her stupid ass will probably marry him like this weekend.


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