Fake Dick

January 8, 2007 / Posted by:

David Hans Schmidt is a known celebrity-porn-tape agent is tired of Dustin Diamond’s lies. Dustin Diamond aka Screech from Saved by the Bell said he was shocked and bewildered when a sex tape he made with two lovely ladies made it to the internet. The 40-minute sex tape showed Dustin’s large dong and featured a lovely act called “a dirty sanchez.”

David is saying that Dustin was in on the tape the whole time. They set up the scene in a St. Louis hotel room knowing very well that David would try and sell the tape. David also claims that a stunt penis was used and Screech isn’t that huge. Screech told Howard Stern last year that he’s packing nearly 9 inches of hot bayside man meat. David also said he has a document with Dustin’s signature on it confirming the plan.

However, Screech’s girlfriend and co-star on the tape, Jennifer Misner, questions the validity of the signature. She said that Dustin had no choice but to sell the tape since it was going to get out anyway. She also said that a stunt dick was definitely not used.

I believe it. His ass tried to get some fame by asking for dough to save his ass. He saw how much attention he got that he tried to set it up. Next he’s going to pull a Vincent Gallo and try to sell Screech sperm. He should go on The Surreal Life like any other respectable has-been.


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