January 7, 2007 / Posted by:

Scarlett Johansson’s breasts are apparently cozying up to Justin Timberlake according to sources. Justin recently split with his old-fug girlfriend, Cameron Diaz. Scarlett also recently broke up with meth-faced, Josh Hartnett. Scarlett is currently making a cameo in his new video and the two are taking their on-screen romance, off-screen.

A source said, “It seems he’s really hit it off with Scarlett while working on the video. When she met Justin they looked very close and chatted away for ages. There were other people trying to speak to Justin but he kept his attention on her for around an hour. They looked very intimate.”

I say UPGRADE for Justin! But on the real, Scarlett has the worst taste in men. Josh and Justin? Fugness. She could do a lot better. Her breasts deserve better than that.


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