The Ugliest Portrait Ever

January 3, 2007 / Posted by:

Yeah I know there’s a lot of Britney Spears posts today, but this will be the last one…this hour. Anyway, Brit Brit apparently want to show off her body in a new painting she’s having commissioned. Brit thinks she looks “awesome hot” after giving birth to Jayden James and wants to show it off.

A source said, “Britney’s been getting in better and better shape since she split with Kevin and wants her body immortalised in a portrait. She loves the film ‘Titanic’, especially the scene where Kate Winslet’s character Rose gets painted in the nude. She wants it tastefully done, though, and is looking for the right artist to do it.”

Do they have airbrushing for portraits? Let’s hope it’s done in Picasso style. At least that way she’ll look sort of hot. Poor ho, she would look hot if she didn’t show off her thighs and gut. Umm..Kate Winslet in Titanic? More like the ship itself!


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