Hasn’t Suri Been Through Enough?

December 6, 2006 / Posted by:

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will hold another wedding party this Saturday at the home of Paula Wagner, Tom’s producing partner. The party is being held for crazies that couldn’t attend their wedding in Italy.

Please, this is just another opportunity for Tom to show off how straight and in love he is. Tom wants to hold the party before he begins filming with Meryl Streep. Expects eleventy rolls of film like the last wreck produced. I hope Tom at least gets a decent blow-out this time.


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