Toupee?! More Like Wig!

December 3, 2006 / Posted by:

Phil Spector is apparently worried on getting convincted for the 2003 murder of Lana Clarkson in his Alhambra, CA home. He’s not worried to spend the rest of his days behind bars, but he’s worried about doing it without his toupee on. The legendary music producer’s trial is set to start this March and it looks pretty likely that he’ll be found guilty. I mean…who else did it?

His ex-wife, Ronnie Spector, said that even she never saw him without his faux hair. She married to him for six years and he never took it off. If convincted he won’t be allowed to cover his bald head in prison.

I can’t even look at him. I mean the wig distracts from his fugly fug mug and without it…turtle face! His sweet ass is going to be popular in jail. Old man asspussy is probably tender and squishy. UGH!!!!


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