Category: Kimbo Stewart
What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
November 27, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Paging Oksana Bauil! Lily Allen has stolen one of your ice skating costumes! She wore it to the British Fashion Awards tonight. Come get your shit!
Well, the good thing about that dress is if she got her period she could just use one of those toilet paper leaves to clean up the leak and no one would be the wiser. That dress is tragic.
Kimbo Stewart, Kelly Osbourne and Dita Von Teese also attended. Kimbo looks like she got caught in the baggage claim conveyor belt and it ripped her dress and weave off. BUSTED.
Posh Spice And Chrissy Crocker’s Love Child
November 17, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
What the fuck! Looks like Posh and Chrissy's faces smashed into eachother at 100 miles an hour and this is the result! Want to know what happens when you fall asleep with gum in your mouth? Exhibit A: Kimbo Stewart. Silly bitch must have had a full mouth of bubble tape and passed out because she hacked off huge hanks of her manky mane. Wear a hat next time bitch or G.I. Jane that shit!
Here's Kimbo leaving Radio 1 looking like total shit after doing Vernon Kay's show. THANK GOD it was radio and not TV.
Kimbo Stewart Looks Pretty?
September 14, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
I think those 4 words I just typed above summoned the demons of hell to come to Earth and take my soul. WHAT SOUL? There I said it for you! Now shut it!
Seriously though…she looks pretty? In the Hugh Hefner robe and all. Ugh, I regret saying that. Here's Kimbo at the Diesel fragrance launch party in London.
You Want This Ass
August 18, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Damn! I just want to get some honey, blueberries, cream and rub up all in that oatmeal. Just have a hell of a time rubbing all over that goodness.
Yes, it's Kimbo Stewart and yes I'm pretty sure that's panties and yes it's nasty.
Source: ONTD
BLECH!
July 18, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Kimbo Stewart and Tommy Lee showed up together to last night's Courtney Love concert in Los Angeles. The gruesome pair have been seen out and about together for the past few weeks. It saddens me that Tommy's long dick is being wasted on that snatch!
Tommy also showed off a broken finger. He probably got it from trying to finger bang that skank! You know her vagina probably has teeth in it.
Keeping Their Distance
July 7, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Kimbo Stewart and Calum Best kept their distance from each other while shopping in Malibu. This is the second time this week the fugly fugs have been spotted together. Calum was also seen at a couple of Blohan's parties while Kimbo is rumored to be dating Tommy Lee.
Basically, it comes down to one simple thing. Everyone in Hollywood fucks each other! Yeah, that's it. These two belong together. I hope she steps on a rusty nail walking around barefoot like that! Just joking, but I'd love it if she stepped in dog caca.
