Category: Kim Novak
Kim Novak Talks About Whores Hating On Her Oscar Appearance
Kim Novak and Kim Novak’s new face became a trending topic on Twitter on Oscar night when she came out with The Texas T-Rex to present an award and looked a whole lot different in the face and acted a little loopy (but not as loopy as The Texas T-Rex). The barbecued horse shit in a wig made of dog pubes that is Donald Trump tweeted that Kim should sue her plastic surgeon and others made the same jokes. In an open letter she released to Yahoo! Movies, Kim says that she read what Donald Trump tweeted and knew about the other jokes. Kim says that she didn’t leave her house for days because of it and admitted that yeah, she injected some fat straight up into her mug.
“It really did throw me into a tailspin and it hit me hard. I will no longer hold myself back from speaking out against bullies. We can’t let people get away with affecting our lives. For days, I didn’t leave the house, and it got to me like it gets kids and teenagers. I’m not going to deny that I had fat injections in my face. They seemed far less invasive than a face lift. In my opinion, a person has a right to look as good as they can, and I feel better when I look better.”
Kim says that she might’ve seemed drunk, because she took a pill (probably Xanax) to relax her nerves and had just come off a three-day fast.
I said this the day after the Oscars, but Kim Novak is 81 years old and was in Falcon Crest, so she can do no wrong including shooting her face up with some stuff that gives her that level 2 Wildenstein look. I’m also with Kim for needing to take a Xanax, because we’d all have to take a Xanax if we were in the same with John Travolta’s wig. But my eyes did stop at “three-day fast.” If I make it to 81, I won’t have time to fast, because I’ll be too busy shoveling delicious things into my mouth while I still can. If my doctor told me I had to fast for medical reasons, I’d ask him if there’s a way we can get around that, because I’ve only got a certain amount of time on this planet and there’s a whole lot of flavors of cakes out there.
Damn Those Rude Whores At The Oscars For Not Giving Kim Novak A Standing Ovation
I usually hate standing ovations, because standing is hard and requires energy, but those bitches in the audience at the Oscars stood up for U2 yet they didn’t bother pulling their lazy asses out of their seats when living legend Kim Novak came out? Priorities: They ALL need to rethink them. Kim Novak’s filler sister Rose McGowan knows what I’m talking about.
Kim Novak trended on Twitter last night when she presented Best Animated Feature with the Texas T-Rex and her face looked like it was paying homage to the winner Frozen. Kim Novak is 81, she’s bipolar, she fell out of a bell tower twice in Vertigo, she survived breast cancer and suffered nerve damage when she fell off of a horse in 2006, so who cares if she went into some plastic surgeon’s office, pointed at The Jocelyn Wildenstein Puppet Face Special on the menu and said, “Give me that and super size it!” I couldn’t hate on Kim Novak if you told me the plastic in her face was liquefied CROCs. (Okay, I’d hate on her just a little if that was the case.) Kim seemed out of it, but she’s 81 and she still did a better job at presenting than a certain fraudulent bitch in a dead guinea pig wig (JOHN TRAVOLTA!).
Again, Kim Novak is 81! When I’m 81, I won’t be able to talk, walk or even read words on a teleprompter, because I plan to be stoned, drunk, high and all of the above the entire time. Besides, Kim was in Falcon Crest! Anybody who was in Falcon Crest can do no wrong. (Well, except for that piece of trash Lorenzo Lamas. He did wrong by letting go of the best thing that ever happened to him: Shauna Sand!)
