UK reality star and worldwide wreck, Kerry Katona, had a baby boy yesterday. Her fourth baby weighed in at 5lbs 4oz. They have named him Max after her publicist. Max came nearly 5 weeks early.
MTV already has footage of Kerry in the delivery room. No joke! Kerry and her husband, Mark Croft, are currently filming their reality show for MTV UK.
Kerry said, “He’s absolutely fine, he’s beautiful. We can’t wait to get him home. It’s a beautiful boy to go with our three girls.”
Kerry’s pregnancy was plagued with rumors that she was drinking and doing drugs while knocked up. She even smoked on camera while pregnant (above).
Good luck to Max! He’s going to need it. Click here to see my absolutely favorite picture of Kerry coming out of Bargain Booze at 9 in the morning. Classic.
The Britney Spears of the UK, Kerry Katona, went on GMTV a couple of weeks ago and was coked up to hell! Jaw moving, lip licking, the whole thing! Kerry is also knocked up. She's denied that she was on drugs and blames it on her bi-polar disorder. Why didn't I think of that?!
She said, "It's the bi-polar. I'm often up and down. I think that's why some people think I'm on coke. I got fucked up off my head on coke when Brian left me. The only way I could get help was by going to rehab, and that's what I did."
"But I'm still getting criticized for it. All I ever read is "Kerry's a cokehead
!"'
Kerry's a cokehead! Kerry didn't admit she was on drugs, but she did admit that she's still smoking even though she's pregnant with her fourth child.
She said, "I'm trying my best to give up but I wouldn't say I've totally quit."
That baby doesn't stand a chance! It's gonna come out craving disco dust and nicotine.
Kerry Katona had an interview with GMTV and bitch was coked out of her mind! She talked about being bi-polar, turning to drugs 3 years ago and how she dealt with being held at knife point! Drama. No wonder she’s sniffing it up.
I didn’t listen to a thing this bitch said. I couldn’t stop staring at her jaw shifting from side to side. I thought it was going to slide right off and it should’ve! It would’ve saved her from looking more like a rambling idiot!
Kerry Katona has thrown out her cabbie husband, Mark Croft, after she found out he cheated on her with one his exes. Kerry has had quite a month. A few weeks ago she was held at knife pointpoint in her own home by two robbers! Rumors are that Mark might have had something to do with it!
Kerry met Mark when he was a cabbie at her car service company!
Kerry's rep confirmed the split, "She is absolutely devastated. She's been on the phone sobbing. I really feel for her. Mark denied the allegations but Kerry's very upset. This must be the worst time of her life."
She was also recently in a mental hospital for depression. We'll hear all about it I'm sure. Kerry is just like Jordan in that she talks about everything and gives waaaaay too much information about crap. At least Kerry hasn't told us how big Mark's willy is though.
You can't make this shit up! Kerry Katona, her baby and husband were held at knife point by an armed gang yesterday! The masked robbers broke into her home with a sledgehammer, crowbar and large knife. They held Kerry and her baby in a room while they took her husband throughout the house collecting crap. When they were finished, they locked the entire family in a room.
Kerry's rep said, "I think one of them was holding a knife to Kerry's throat while the other two were running around the house picking up everything they could, all the valuables that they could."
The robbers got away with around $200,000 worth of stuff as well as the couple's BMW.
Police are currently looking for the BMW.
OMG! Kerry held at knifepoint by masked robbers! Does she have a TV project coming up she needs to promote? I hope the robbers didn't raid the booze cabinet. I don't know how Kerry will handle that. Ok, this is funny and I know it shouldn't be….but masked robbers? Only Kerry!
Jordan and Kerry Katona used to be BFFs, but now that Jordan is like mum of the year or something she’s turned her back on Kerry! Yes, Kerry is a huge mess, but she’s hot. Jordan actually said that she’s afraid her old friend will turn into Anna Nicole Smith.
She said, “I want to speak to her but I can’t get through because she hasn’t got a phone, but I would like her to call me. She has my number.And I only said she would end up like Anna Nicole Smith because I’m worried about her.”
Kerry doesn’t have a phone?! OMG, she’s an old school crackhead. Does she handle all her business at a payphone? I love that. Jordan needs to mind her own business! Kerry is an angel and beautiful person! It’s funny how “Anna Nicole” has become the new phrase for death.
