Nicki Minaj Compared Herself To Harriet Tubman

Cast your mind forward to a not too distant future. It’s Christmas morning, your loving family is gathered around a brightly decorated tree. You built this family. Your hard work and dedication have brought you and yours prosperity in these, your golden years. Your great-granddaughter excitedly shakes a box she’s received as a gift from you. You can’t hide your smile as you imagine the excitement she will feel when she opens the gift you have given her. Your littlest angel gives you an eager smile as she gently tears away the colorful paper. Inside she finds her inheritance. A box of mint condition Nicki Minaj commemorative coins from the Franklin Mint. You feel a pang in your chest which you initially take to be pride. Alas, it is not. It’s a heart attack brought on by a future of Nicki Minaj’s creation. You die a happy man/woman.

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