Unlike, most days, I’m not having trouble getting out of my bed because of all the generic brand booze I drank last night. No, like many, I’m having trouble leaving the safety of my bed because of this weekend’s news. That’s why videos like this, while not life changing, are a nice reminder that not everything is awful.
Rio, the blue one, has zero success in getting his lady friend, Tweety, out of bed. That either means he gave it to her so good she needs serious recovery time or she’s super depressed and prescription of uppers is in order. I’ll go with the first one because we need something even a little cheery goddamn it!