Open Post: Hosted By Mary Carey For Vice President

April 30, 2016 / Posted by:

DListed goddess and constant source of inspiration, Mary Carey, put herself forward as a potential nominee for Donald Trump‘s running mate yesterday. She unveiled a poster she had made featuring her and Donald as well as why she’s a qualified candidate. Personally, I think she seems very qualified just based on how high she can get that leg up!

Donald is new to the politics game, so he should thank his lucky stars that someone with as much experience as Mary has even considered running alongside him. Carey’s first foray into politics was in 2003 during the California recall election that ended with Arnold Schwarzenegger becoming governor of California, but clearly Mary should have won. She then announced her bid in 2005 for Lieutenant Governor of California but had to drop out for personal reasons. That’s way more know how in the political field than Donald has shown! And her list of qualifications is far more extensive and eloquent than his. My personal favorite is the bullet point that she is “good against Hillary because [she’s] used to girl on girl.”

Let’s hope Donald does the right thing and chooses our elegant flower as his VP hopeful. Here’s more from her very demure announcement:

Pics: Wenn

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