Open Post: Hosted By The Dolphin-Chasing Dachshund

March 6, 2016 / Posted by: Martin

Our Open Post host for this lovely Sunday is Gracie the dachshund. Gracie enjoys boat rides, the sun and calm waters. Gracie does not however enjoy dolphins that want to ruin her nice, placid day out! She sees that dolphin and it is game on. She’s ready to yank the wig off her. I totally get her though. Sunday is the Lord’s Day and that means it is for rest and contemplation, not disrupting water and scenic views with Flipper nonsense. Stay in your watery home, dolphin!

What I like best about this is Gracie’s human screaming after like you do at that friend at a bar. You don’t know if they’re about to smack a bitch down or if they’re going to sloppily approach the object of their desire.

Anyway, let’s all raise a glass to Gracie and her no-nonsense approach to life.

P.S. – Gracie is alive and well. That dolphin, however, is most likely still shaking with fear from almost getting the beat down from Gracie.

via Laughing Squid

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