Brit Brit Spears hit Rodeo Drive yesterday looking like the breakout star of The Real Housewives of the Sweetgum Trailer Park Community who regularly waters the plastic flowers outside of her double wide while wearing the dress from her third wedding. The gas station-bought Sally Jesse Raphael glasses are a nice touch. Basically, what I'm trying to say is that Brit Brit is the epitome of opulence. As usual.
And obviously, this girl agrees with me:
Romancing the Stouffer's - Benacious
You can tell it's almost Easter, the Jelly Bellies are on sale. - OurMissC
Spain's Air Comet Airline has grounded flights, had 9 of their planes repossessed by the bank and they owe their employees nearly 9-months in back pay. Instead of picketing outside of Air Comet's headquarters for hours upon hours, the flight attendants have gotten nekkid ass nekkid and posed in a calendar worthy of a Photoshop Lifetime Achievement Award. They are hoping the nudie calendar will draw attention to their plight. FYI: Plight is not Spanish for nipples.
One of the naked flight attendants had this to say, "We are just demanding our rights to receive what is ours, we each have eight or nine months of unpaid salaries."
Here fucking here! When all else fails, DO HO SHIT IN A COCKPIT! That's what I've been saying for years! Here's a video featuring pictures from the calendar:
In other news, Tiger Woods and Jesse James have just announced they are in the market to buy a bankrupt Spanish airline.
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