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Saturday, September 1st 2007
Sunglasses At Night
After Britney Spears spent 30-seconds on the red carpet at the opening of LAX Las Vegas last night, she made her way to the VIP area where witnesses told 24/Sizzler that she was "canoodling" with Criss Angel most of the night. She also spent time with 3 of her girlfriends sipping Mimosas. No more Sea Breezes, eh?
Brit also sported a diamond ring on her engagement finger. Diamond ring? More like CZ.
That picture of Britney explains all the reasons why I love her so much. Wig attached to hat, playing with gum, sunglasses in a club and a completely clueless gaze.
Saturday, September 1st 2007
Britney Spears at LAX Las Vegas
Saturday, September 1st 2007
Criss Angel and Britney Spears at LAX Las Vegas
Saturday, September 1st 2007
Criss Angel and Britney Spears at LAX Las Vegas
Saturday, September 1st 2007
Criss Angel and Britney Spears at LAX Las Vegas
Saturday, September 1st 2007
Britney Spears at LAX Las Vegas
Saturday, September 1st 2007
Cocaine Vacuum
Courtney Love said that Amy Wino is the biggest cokehead she's ever seen in her entire crackhead life.
Court said, “Amy does more drugs than anyone I’ve known. I’ve been with lots of people when they’ve taken coke, including stars like LINDSAY LOHAN and KATE MOSS. But I’ve never seen anyone take as much coke as Amy. Even I wasn’t that bad.”
"But I’ve never seen anyone take as much coke as Amy. Even I wasn’t that bad.”
Court also claims Wino speedballs with heroin and cocaine.
Wino and her deadbeat husband are due back in London this week after relaxing and getting sorted out in St. Lucia.
Court is like the Rosie O'Donnell of crackheads. First she gave her opinion on the Owen Wilson thing and now Wino. It's pretty scary if Courtney looks at you while you're snorting your 100th line and tells you to "slow down."
Thanks Carboangel
Saturday, September 1st 2007
The Scene Of The Crime
Remember when poor little Harvey was injured when a mirror in the house fell on him? Well, here's a clip from Jordan and Peter Andre's reality show where the nanny tries to explain what happened. That bitch is lying! She was either on drugs when the mirror incident went down or she's covering something up. She can't seem to explain herself. Hmm....well the clip is all pretty standard, but Harvey's in it and anything he's in must be posted.
I love when Peter goes to kiss Harvey, he turns his head. I would too.
Harvey forever!
Saturday, September 1st 2007
Clooney Is Not Manorexic, He's Just On A Diet
George Clooney says he's not ill, he's just on a strict diet. After pictures of George shirtless hit a couple of weeks ago, some speculated that he was suffering from some kind of illness. I love it when it's men it's called "illness" but when it's women it's called "anorexia."
Anyway, George explained his strict diet and exercise regimen, "Well, we do a lot of aerobics, a lot of dance, there is a lot of jazz-ercise, the ab-master, there's the butt-blaster or whatever it's called. And also there is a lot of yoga."
Jazz-ercise?! This bitch is joking! I don't think it's the weight loss, I think it's the lack of sleep or something. Bitch looks drained and tired. He should also keep the clothes on. He looks like Gollum!
I'd still race gerbils with him, though. Wait, that's Richard Gere. FUCK! I always confuse those two.
Saturday, September 1st 2007
Keira Knightley Needs To Stop Whining
KK is so fucking annoying. First she was whining about bitches not wearing panties and now she's whining about people asking her about her weight. Deal with it. KK is currently at the Venice Film Festival promoting her film "Atonoment." She's also promoting the fact that she's an annoying slag.
She said, "It's really frustrating, and particularly when you come to Venice film festival with a film that is an intelligent film. It's a thought-provoking film you can have a really good discussion about.
"I think it was just a shame that that had to be brought up then, and the fact that we all knew that it was going to be brought up. We actually had a bet going. I was like 'Come on, how many times either anorexia or something about my body, are going to come up.'"
"I think what I want to keep it about is the work, that's all I'm interested in, and when you've got a project like this I think it's a shame to take it away from that."
Wah! Wah! Wah! It's so damn hard being a celebrity. Let's see you get to be rich, travel the world, get free crap all the time, get anything you want anytime you want it and all you have to do is deal with sluts saying bad things about you. Ugh! You have it so hard.
I was on her side, but now bitch needs to eat and not because she's a skinny mini, but to keep her yapper shut!
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