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Friday, June 1st 2007

Kirk Cameron Is Such A Douche


Kirk Cameron is trying to save the world, one gang member at a time. In this video he's going around paying to gang members $20 to let him preach to them. They let him and were actually very nice. Who wouldn't be for free money?

Mofo would have to give me at least $40 not to shoot his ass.

BWE

Posted by: Michael K


CAPTION THIS!

CAPTION THIS!
Friday, June 1st 2007

Can You Smell What The Rock's Wife Ain't Cookin'?

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and his wife Dani Garcia Johnson are seperating after a little over 10 years of marriage.

They issued this statement to People:

"While certain aspects of our relationship have changed, we are both vitally important to each other's lives," their statement reads. "We will continue to advance and manage our business interests, our philanthropic efforts and most importantly the raising of our child together, as a loving team. We've been fortunate enough to spend the last 17 years together as a couple and look forward to spending the rest our lives together as best friends and business partners."

They have one child, a 5 year old daughter.

She probaly got tired of him talking in third person all the time. That shit is annoying. Perhaps later she'll take him to court and "Layeth the smacketh down all over The Rock's candy ass!" He's seriously hot though. Now Rosario Dawson is free to hit that.

Splash

Posted by: Michael K


Friday, June 1st 2007

How Do You Get Out Of Paying A Bill?

 
Sue the bitch you owe money too! That's what Larry Birkhead is doing. Debra Opri infamously handed him a bill for $650,000 a few months ago. He still hasn't paid and doesn't plan on it.
 
Larry filed a lawsuit today claiming Debra cheated him out of hundreds of thousands of dollars. Larry claims that he was recommended to Debra by a MSNBC reporter. He said Debra said that her services were on the house, because the publicity would do well for her practice.
 
TMZ reports:
 
Birkhead made a deal with NBC Universal for $1,050,000 to appear on various shows. The initial check to Birkhead was for $865,000. Birkhead says without his consent, Opri deposited the money in her client trust account. Indeed, Birkhead claims he "specifically advised Opri that she was not authorized to take control or possession of any of the funds..." Opri then turned over $200,000, leaving $665,000 in the trust account.

Birkhead, who claims conversion, fraud and legal malpractice, says he repeatedly demanded that Opri release the money but she refused. Birkhead then fired her.

Birkhead's suit then details another TMZ story, that after Opri was fired, she sent him a bill for $620,492.84 for legal services, which included charges for expensive dinners, Opri's publicist, and even her husband's laundry. Birkhead claims many of the charges were for Opri's "personal aggrandizement."

Birkhead further alleges in the suit that "Opri placed her own career desires and needs as a priority over the needs, interests and desires of her own client."

Birkhead also claims Opri represented herself as a specialist in California family law, but says the representation was false and she knew it.

Birkhead is seeking at least $885,000 in damages. He is also asking for punitive damages and rescission of any fee agreements Birkhead claims he signed under fraudulent pretenses.

 
Basically it looks like good ole' Larry wants to get out of paying his bill and then some! Shouldn't Larry have the dough to pay Debra? I mean he made money off of Dannielynn Hope left and right so far from magazine covers to TV interviews. Cheap bastard.
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Friday, June 1st 2007

Nicole Richie? Special Treatment? You Don't Say!

 
Paris Hilton got her license suspended when she was caught driving under the influence. Nicole Richie was also busted for  DUI after she was found going the wrong way on the highway back in December. This was her second DUI charge. So why is she STILL driving around with a valid drivers license?
 
TMZ got to the bottom of things and nobody seems to know why. The Deputy DA assigned to Nicole's case said that he was surprised as well, but he said until she's conviced of DUI the decision to suspend or revoke her license is up to the DMV. He went on to say, "They generally do it quicker than this."
 
TMZ contacted the DMV and they said, "I have no idea why Nicole still has her license."
 
AHAHA! I'm sure there's some sort of explanation, but it's so like the DMV to give that response. They never know anything! I hate going to that dungeon of HELL where nobody ever look hot! The lighting and atmosphere sucks any beauty you had in your body.
 
Image: Splash
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Friday, June 1st 2007

In Your Dreams Avril!

 
Who raised this skank?! Avril Lavigne has no damn manners. Flipping the bird at the paps and spitting at their asses. She recently said that she's been spitting at the paparazzi for two years and acts like it's no big deal. Nasty ass!
 
She's probably one of those sluts that don't wash their ginas correctly either. I hate those bitches! They always stink up the subway trains in the summertimes. If you're ever missing a cat call one of those stinky sluts and they'll get your cat back in no time by opening their legs! That goes for the boys too! Stinky dicks are a no-no as well.
 
Here's Avril showing her love last night outside the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollyweird. 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Avril Lavigne in Hollywood

Avril Lavigne in Hollywood

Avril Lavigne in Hollywood

Avril Lavigne in Hollywood