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Kirk Cameron Is Such A Douche
Kirk Cameron is trying to save the world, one gang member at a time. In this video he's going around paying to gang members $20 to let him preach to them. They let him and were actually very nice. Who wouldn't be for free money?
Mofo would have to give me at least $40 not to shoot his ass.
CAPTION THIS!
Can You Smell What The Rock's Wife Ain't Cookin'?
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and his wife Dani Garcia Johnson are seperating after a little over 10 years of marriage.
They issued this statement to People:
"While certain aspects of our relationship have changed, we are both vitally important to each other's lives," their statement reads. "We will continue to advance and manage our business interests, our philanthropic efforts and most importantly the raising of our child together, as a loving team. We've been fortunate enough to spend the last 17 years together as a couple and look forward to spending the rest our lives together as best friends and business partners."
They have one child, a 5 year old daughter.
She probaly got tired of him talking in third person all the time. That shit is annoying. Perhaps later she'll take him to court and "Layeth the smacketh down all over The Rock's candy ass!" He's seriously hot though. Now Rosario Dawson is free to hit that.
How Do You Get Out Of Paying A Bill?
Birkhead made a deal with NBC Universal for $1,050,000 to appear on various shows. The initial check to Birkhead was for $865,000. Birkhead says without his consent, Opri deposited the money in her client trust account. Indeed, Birkhead claims he "specifically advised Opri that she was not authorized to take control or possession of any of the funds..." Opri then turned over $200,000, leaving $665,000 in the trust account.Birkhead, who claims conversion, fraud and legal malpractice, says he repeatedly demanded that Opri release the money but she refused. Birkhead then fired her.
Birkhead's suit then details another TMZ story, that after Opri was fired, she sent him a bill for $620,492.84 for legal services, which included charges for expensive dinners, Opri's publicist, and even her husband's laundry. Birkhead claims many of the charges were for Opri's "personal aggrandizement."
Birkhead further alleges in the suit that "Opri placed her own career desires and needs as a priority over the needs, interests and desires of her own client."
Birkhead also claims Opri represented herself as a specialist in California family law, but says the representation was false and she knew it.
Birkhead is seeking at least $885,000 in damages. He is also asking for punitive damages and rescission of any fee agreements Birkhead claims he signed under fraudulent pretenses.
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