Last July, we all learned that 31-year-old football quarterback turned baseball outfielder Tim Tebow is dating the hyphen-loving Miss Universe 2017 (and Miss South Africa 2017) Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters, and one second after we learned that, Blind Gossip put up an item about a certain athlete finding the perfect beard. Well, you can viciously refresh your blind item site of choice for an item about how a certain athlete brought in a Christian preacher to bless the long-term contract he signed with his beard, because Timmy T and Demi-Leigh have announced that they’re engaged. You bitter, jaded hating whores who throw a side-eye of suspicion at Tim and Demi-Leigh’s love can shut your stupid mouths now, because they proved their love is everlasting and genuine by getting a photographer to take oh-so-natural pictures of their “surprise” engagement. They also gave every single hilariously ridiculous detail to People.
Tim proposed to 23-year-old Demi-Leigh at his family’s farm in Florida at sunset yesterday. Tim’s lady love apparently didn’t know what was about to go down, and he had her family and friends secretly flown in from South Africa to watch the engagement from afar on the down-low. Tim’s family and friends were also there. Tim told Demi-Leigh that they were at his family’s farm for a belated Christmas dinner. I guess Tim was afraid that he wouldn’t be able to hide his excitement and that Demi-Leigh would think something was up. So he came up with a cover, which wasn’t necessary to me. If Demi-Leigh asked Tim why he was so excited, she’d believe him if he said, “Because we get to celebrate the Baby Jesus’ birthday AGAIN!” But instead, Tim told her he was going to surprise his dad with a new truck. He even borrowed a truck from a dealership. It’s not very Christian-like of Tim to wrongly tease his dad with a new truck like that.
Tim had an arbor and a bench (with the date they first met engraved on it) put up on the farm, and he walked Demi-Leigh to it, and what he said next proves that he should quit that “handling balls for money” shit, and instead put Nicholas Sparks out of business by writing romance novels.
For about five minutes, Tebow and Nel-Peters talked about their relationship and its future in hushed tones before Tebow, 31, dropped to one knee. “Demi Leigh Nel-Peters, I love you,” he said. “Demi Leigh Nel-Peters, will you marry me?”
As Nel-Peters said yes, Tebow slipped a 7.25-carat solitaire ring on her finger. “This ring is internally flawless,” he said. “Just like you.”
South African singer Matthew Mole then came out of hiding from behind a bale of hay (HA!) to serenade them with their favorite song, and their friends and family also came out to congratulate them. They all had dinner at a country club and that’s where Tim and Demi-Leigh’s friends and family surrounded them in a holy circle jerk to pray for their new life together.
Tim didn’t waste any time and posted pictures from their “surprise” engagement on Instagram. Tim was right about Miss Hyphen being flawless, because her outfit, hair, makeup, and nail game are all on point. It’s as if a hairstylist, makeup and nail artist worked on her for 90 minutes in a trailer on the farm before their “surprise” engagement. This is just TOO natural:
“Does this mean I’m about to finally get some dick?!” – Demi-Leigh in that first pic.
Bitchiness aside, congrats to everyone involved in this totally-not-staged engagement ceremony from the photographers, choreographers, publicists, lighting designers, stylists, assistants, storyboard artists, writers, and body language experts who must also work on photo shoots for Zales since that’s what those pictures look like. And congratulations to the hyphen for making another appearance in Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters’ name when she becomes Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters-Tebow!